Based on the Eagles song 'Hotel California'

%On a dark deserted highway, cool wind in my hair
Smell of wooden mallets wafting through the air
Up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light
My sight grew heavy from looking at the Hakouden
And I had to find somewhere to get away from the fight%

%When I ran through the doorway
I could still hear fists in the distance like a ringing bell
Took one look at the place and one thought came to mind
This could be Heaven or Hell
Then a waitress jumped in my way
And that's when I heard her say%

%Welcome to Nekkohanten Nerima
Such a noisy place, such a lovely face
Plenty of room to eat at the Nekkohanten Nerima
Any time of year, you can find a meal here%

%She is definitely twisted, she can crush a mercedes bends,
She's got a blind kid with a weapons fetish she calls one of her friends,
Unless he's trying to win her heart, and they begin to fight
And all this happened before I could take a bite%

%So I called up this little old ghoul,
And asked for a bottle of wine
She chuckled and said,'That's gaijin food we don't serve any time.'
And the waitress always beating up the blind kid new ways
All the time to customers I hear her say%

%Welcome to Nekkohanten Nerima
Such a noisy place, such a lovely face
Plenty of room to eat the Nekkohanten Nerima
Any time of year, you can find a meal here%

%Blind kid knocked through the ceiling, 
And I still think the waitress is nice,
And she said,'Nekkohanten Nerima no put up with surly men or mice.'
And with those poorly spoken words said,
I was about to eat when someting hit my head%

%Last thing I remember waking up to all sorts faces
All of them from different times and different places
I tried to run away, but that's when I heard the old ghoul say
'When you come to Nerima you'll have to want to stay
Because you can never go away'%

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.