heheh...  Yo!  Do you own a restaraunt specializing in
Pokemon delicacies?  What else have you got? *evil
grin*

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 Ivysaur ala Flambe

 1 Ivysaur (careful not to let it spontaneously evolve)
 1 Charmeleon or a fifty gallon drum of kerosine
 1 Leadpipe
 1 Matchbook

   If you have a Charmeleon (do not attempt this is a Charizard as they 
tend to overcook the Ivysaur and everything else):
 First, have Charmeleon battle your rival-next-door's Ivysaur until it 
faints.
 Then, have the Charmeleon flambe the Ivysaur until it is no longer 
recognizable.
 Serve to rival-next-door.
 Tell rival-next-door what he/she has just devoured, then let him/her 
have it the leadpipe.
 Repeat.

   If you lack a Charmeleon:
 Set rival-next-door's house on fire.
 Leave country.
 Repeat.

 *******

 Kalimari

 1 Tentacool (careful it's not a Tentacruel or you'll be in for a BIG 
surprise)
 1 Net
 1 Handy boat oar

 Bash Tentacool over the head with handy boat oar.
 Pull over to boat with net.
 Serve to customers and tell them the gory details about it's capture.
 Customers become vegitarians and ask for Ivysaur Flambe, bash them 
over the head with oar.
 Repeat.

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 Scyther Surprise

 1 Vileplume with Sleep Powder
 1 Scyther

 Have Vileplume put Scyther to sleep.
 Serve to customers as sleep powder wears off.
 Take money and run for the border.

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 Mewtwo Bashing

 1 Mewtwo

 Fight Mewtwo without Masterball.
 Receive vicious bashing.

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 Shocking Pikachu Surprise

 1 or more customers who asks for most expensive item on the menu to 
impress date.
 1 Pikachu which has been run over by a speeding Mack Truck.
 1 Handy boat oar.

 Put roadkill Pikachu on platter.
 Serve to obnoxious costumer(s).
 Bash them over the head before they can scream.
 Steal wallet.
 Run for it.

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 Soylent Green

 1 or more customers or rivals who fell for tricks above.
 1 or more customers or rivals who don't know what you do.

 Serve dead customer/rivals to new customers/rivals.
 Kills customers/rivals.
 Repeat.

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 There, a Masterpiece of Pure Evil.
 Thank you.

 Ben McCrillis <aka. A-kun>
 reply at akun15@hotmail.com

 "I'm no longer the nice guy you thought I was." - A-kun
 "Yeah, now he's got ketchup on his shirt." - ?????
 "Well, sonovabit-" - A-kun

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