Gary Kleppe a �crit:

[Gary is at his computer, reading the previous night's FFML output]

Krista Perry <kperry@aros.net> wrote:

   Akane looked at him in dismay.  "But you're still dead!  We
can't leave you like this."

    Ranma shrugged.  "I'm sure there's another author out there
who's creative enough to fix this mess."

      Akane nodded thoughtfully.  "You're right.  All we've got
to do is post this to the ML and *someone* will come to our
rescue."  She glanced over at him.  "Although... that does mean
that there's a strong risk of this becoming a lemon."

Gary: HA HA HA! I wonder how many people won't realize that this is a
joke, and actually try to continue it? Nah, nobody could be *that*....

[Gary's MSTing team, Hiroshi and Daisuke, barge into the room]

Hiroshi: Hey, move over! We've got a fic to finish!

Daisuke: Yeah! Ranma and Akane are counting on us!

_____

        "Akane, our only chance is for one of us to get to the dragon.
I'll distract these ghosts while you slip past them."

        She nodded. "Right. Think you can keep their attention away from
me?"

        "No sweat." He stepped to the side, then raised his arms to draw
their attention. "Listen up, you guys!" he shouted. The murmur of
conversation in the room died out. "It's time to start!"

        The ghosts scratched their heads. "Uh...," one of them said,
"start what?"

        Ranma shot a you-are-an-idiot look at the ghost. "The first
annual Afterlife Dance Party, of course!" The ghosts started at one
another, puzzled. "CUE MUSIC!"

        Out of nowhere, a disco beat began. Ranma whipped off his
Chinese shirt, and quickly donned a white polyester jacket. A singer
sang in a falsetto voice. o/~ Well, you can tell by the way I use my
walk.... o/~ The ghosts hesitated at first, then started shaking their
bodies to the music.

        What a brilliant plan! With no one looking at her, Akane slipped
over to the wall and pressed the green button by the elevator door.

_____

        Akane prodded the huge, slumbering frame. "Wake up, mister
dragon! We need your help desperately!"

        Suddenly, a pair of eyes stared at her. "That's okay. Gotcha
covered already."

        "Huh?"

        "I'm bringing Ranma back to life," the deep voice lazily
intoned. "Payment's already been made."

        "Oh, that's wonderful!" Akane reached out to hug the dragon,
then decided it might not be a good idea. "But who--"

        "Why, Miss Tendo," a voice melodically intoned. "What a surprise
to meet you here!"

        Akane spun around. "Kodachi?"

        "Of course. And while you've been playing around with ghosts,
I've arranged with our mutual friend here for darling Ranma's survival."

        Akane gaped in shock. "You gave him your blood?"

        "Of course not." Kodachi narrowed her eyes haughtily. "The life
fluids of the Black Rose are far to precious to be squandered away to
some uncouth creature of mythology."

        "Hey, I...." The dragon belched. "I resemble that remark."

        "No," Kodachi continued, "I merely went around to several
hospitals. WIth proper persuasion, they were only too happy to give up
their supplies of plasma."

        The dragon rubbed its huge stomach. "Tastes bland as hell, but
it fills you right up." He turned back to Akane. "Of course, as you've
probably guessed, part of the terms of this are that you get sent away
again -- this time for good."

        Akane sighed. "Back to the kami plane?"

        "Nope. That didn't work out so well. This time, I'm sending you
to the Plane of Non-stop Wild Lemon Orgies. No one's *ever* escaped from
there. In fact, no one's ever tried."

        "Oh well." Akane thought for a moment. "All right, I'll go
willingly. But only if I can take one of Kodachi's other rivals along
with me."

        Kodachi eyed her suspiciously. "Which one?"

        "The girl with the pig-tail."

        "Um," the dragon said, "you mean the girl who is really...."

        "Yes!" Kodachi shouted triumphantly. "Take that foul harridan
and begone!"

        "We have a deal, then." Akane shook her hand, flashing a
Nabiki-like smile. "Nice doing business with you."

        "Ah, what the heck," the dragon said. "Who am I to mess up a
deal."

        "You and the Pig-Tailed Girl? I never would've suspected."
Kodachi smirked. "But you do make a good couple. The two of you were
meant for each other."

        Akane nodded in agreement.

   After 2 months of wild orgies (and a lot of beating of other being who
try to interfere in
Akane & Ranma relationship) they send them on earth because these two were a
pain in the ...

  Cologne is death from shock after the new of the lost of Ranma.

  Ukyou is sad but go on with her life.

  Kodachi is lock away for insanity after new of Ranma and the pig-tail girl
being the same.

   Shampoo and Mouse were maried and very happy.  They didn't  return in
china through.

   Nabiki and her remainning sister continu without problem and were very
happy and not
surprise by the return of Akane and Ranma 6 month later.  (time flow was not
the same)

   Soun and Genma run from the wrack of Nodoka for a will and beg for their
life even
today after the return of Ranma and Akane. (Ok, Genma beg and Soun no need
to say
what he did after the return of Akane...)

   Kunou was and remain an idiot...

   The mariage between Akane and Ranma was beautiful 1 month later, and they
didn't try to
talk Kodachi out of insanity.  They prefer her that way anyway, it better
for their own sanity.

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   As you know this ending was an inspiring one to me.

Hope you like it.

Salut bien !