I've seen a few of the songfic on the ML. I can honestly say they leave much to be desired. However, they did spark some creative idea's. The only thing that I have against most songfics; is that there is no decided format that is considered a template.
So I decided to make this to get others into this kind of writing. I'm hoping that I can get some open list critism, so that we can get an understanding on the correct way that these should be done.
I'm only going to do one, so this is it. However, I claim this to be the songfic to end all songfics. ^_^ enjoy!!! Ain't I modest...
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Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
name is.. Slim Tenchi
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Slim Tenchi
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
for one second?
[Tenchi]
Hi kids! Do you like Violence? (Yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick my light hawk wings through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Dated a piss off Ryoko to mess up my life worse than it already is?
Mihoshi's brain's dead weight,
However, I'm tryin to get my head straight
but I can't figure out which or these crazy girls I want to impregnate (NOT YOU SASAMI!)
Dr. Tofu said, "Slim Tenchi you a baby!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? "Because Ryoko and Aeka won't stop squeezing me (I CAN'T BREATH!!!)
Well I'm not age twelve, but I feel like a caged elf everytime Washu locks me in that lab I call a cell. I'm not going back to give a sample, so she might as well go chasin after some saiyan's tail (blalblalblabla) (Goku: get away from me bad lady)
Got ticked off and ripped Mihoshi and Nagi the bounty hunter's lips off Kissed em and said, "I ain't know silicone was 'sposed to be this soft" (GET OFF ME BAKA O)
I'm bout to pass out and crash, cause Yoshu's got me traing like, inside his brain he's gone madd.
C'mere lady! (Slim Tenchi, wait a minute, Akane's my girl dog!) I don't give a dang, Yoshu sent me to tick the world off!
Chorus
[Tenchi]
Ryoko got pissed one day and blow up my junior high (Dang!)
Thanks a lot.. next semester, I'll be thirty-five
I remember she shot at me with a laser, chased with her light saber; and when she was through there was no need to change the grades on the papers (Owe!)
Walked in the drink club, and bought Ryoko some saki to drink up. Paid the bartender, but had to run away quick after I saw Ryoko steal the guy's a tip cup.
Dang all of the extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians (Mihoshi: Out'ta my way)
in Ryo-Ohki and Yagami while they're screamin at me: "LET'S BE MORE THAN FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to (Grandpa your an alien???) I already knew that Ryoko drinks way more (saki) than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about alcoholism and be sure to name it after her (Here hun!)
You know you blew up when these girls rush your stands and try to touch your hands or better yet when Mihoshi sees a cute button in Washu's lab and decides to press on it. (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy asked my to look over a Sasami lemon-fic he had (Dude, can I get you to proof-read this?) So I sent it back: 'Dear Jerk, thanks for the crap, {WEIRD D'HO!}'
Chorus
[Tenchi]
Stop the tape! Kagato just blew me away! (Get him!)
Tsunami, don't just stand there, get over here and OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, I have some more OVAs' to supply. Wouldn't you rather we just took Ryoko back to the shrine and buried her alive.
In Tenchi in Tokyo am I comin or goin? The writers can barely decide. They must've just drank a fifth of diet snapple -- dare them to write? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived I
I got 6 women, and the most aggresive has fangs in her mouth. So naturally I'm afraid to kiss her 'cause she may bite.
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
Eat Akane's food and you'll spit when you talk,
Sasami can barely keep up 'cause her legs are to short when she walks.
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits; HOW CAN EITHER LINA INVERSE OR AEKA FEED ME IF THEY DON'T HAVE ANY? (WAH!)
Since I'm such a nice guy I helped put Sasami in her bed. Pulled the covers up for her, and check to make sure that dumb cabbit didn't poop on top of her head. (BANG!)
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Ask him if he will ever stop buying his sicko skin flik mags...
Chorus
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One time only... So I hope you liked it
If you see the pattern that I followed and agree, let me know. If you think that these can be done another way; let everyone know. Either way, a basic format will be decided.
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