Hello again... it is me
It seems that my e-mail thing was sending stuff in html. Thanks to
my Good friend Dave, it was able to tell me what was wrong. Three chairs
for dave! (to throw at him that is) ^_^
This is my first fanfic I ever wrote, but never sent, because I
didn't have good word processor. Well now I do! YAHHHH!
I only hope that whatever those who have tried to read my other
fanfic will forgive my stupidity.. Gomenozai (removes K key from
forehead)
Now for the Copyrights.
Ranma 1/2 is copyrighted to Rumiko Takahashi, Viz.
Communication and Shougakukan Inc. All usage in this story is without
permission. This is for purely entertaiment use, if I am lucky, she will
like this story, and I won't have to commit Seppuku.
Jessie James is copyrighted to DragonFyre Ltd. Any usage of this
characters without permission will be executed to the fullest extent of
a hand full of nasty finger gestures.
Any and all characters in this story that resembles anyone presently
living or dead, are their own DAMN fault.
Small note: There is English, Japanese and Chinese languages. The only
way to way to distinguish them, is through brackets and such.
(thoughts)
"Japanese"
{English}
[Chinese]
NOW THE STORY.
In the forest, all is very quiet. It is almost too quiet. Then
there's a sudden scrambling in the leaves. A fox has found
something to eat. His meal will be a small boar. Not much to the
fox, but he's hungry, so it matters not to him. The fox weaves this
way and weaves that way. (I must not let the food get away from
me!) The fox thinks. The boar squeals away in terror, trying to
dodge the fox's attack. Feinting left, Feinting right, and the pig
dives in to some water. SPLASH! The fox stops at the water, and
waits for his prey to come up out of water. He waits and waits,
until the scent of humans is in the air. (RUN!) The fox thinks,
knowing the humans want to bath in the hot water. With a quick
rustle of leaves, the fox is gone. All that is left is sound. The
sound of hot bubbling water and a scream of "Where the hell am I
now?," A wet kid with a bandanna on his head emerges from the
spring.
RAA - NN - MAA.
Ranma 1/2: Realization, Remembrance and Life
Story One: Ryoga
Part One: Pig and I
WRITTEN BY:
Chris
PROFFERED AND 'INSULTED' BY:
Lisa-Chan Crawford
"Well Ranma, what do you think of the training we did in the
mountains?," Genma says.
Ranma does not answer him, he doesn't have the strength to. He's been
badly beaten and very bruised.
It is a somewhat cloudy Saturday. It had rained the previous night
and things were still a little wet. Ranma, Genma and Akane, left for
training when the school had a week vacation. They left on a Sunday.
They now return to the Dojo, to get back to average life. As average as
it is ever going to be anyway.
"Groan, Awww." is all that Ranma Saotome can speak. Ranma slowly
drags his totally mangled body, up though the gates of the Tendo's
Training Hall. Behind him is Akane, mumbling something about Ranma and
her cooking.
"You still don't like my cooking, huh, that is just fine with me!," She
says under her breath. As she passes Ranma, a hip check sends him to the
ground.
"Ouch!," Ranma yells, followed by a small cloud of dust. "Why did you do
that?"
"Do what?"
"Never mind, aren't you going to help me up."
"Why should I do a thing like that!"
"You knocked me down, that's why!"
"It's your fault, for being in my way!"
"Stubborn Girl!"
"Stupid Boy!," Akane says Loudly followed by a raspberry.
"Same to you, (Raspberry) so there. " Nyehhh!" Ranma does the old Pull
down your eyelid and stick out you tongue trick.
"Ranma, I wish you would only stop acting like a baby, maybe then you
wouldn't be hurt as much."
"All I did was give some of the left over biscuits to the stray dog.
How was I supposed to know that he would drop dead."
"You Pervert!"
"KAWAII-KUNE!!," Ranma shouts at the top of 'what is left of' his voice.
In that instant everything stops. All there is, is silence and the
echo of the shout. It is as if the world stood still for one moment in
time. In that one moment nothing moves, not Ranma, Akane, even Genma who
is half way in the house. The only thing that shows that there is a sign
of life is the unemotional gaze between Akane and Ranma. Everything else
is still. In that Instant, that point in time could be the end of the
world.... or maybe Ranma's World.
"die."
"Huh?"
"I SAID DIE!!!!!," Akane jumps strait up in to the air, to a height
that is almost unbelievable for her. In the instants that she reaches
free fall. She kicks out her left leg strait down and locks in to place,
above Ranma
"Ahhhhhh!" WHAM!
"That will show you, who is uncute." 'Hrumm'!," Akane leaves Ranma's
body on the walkway, and walks inside the house.
Inside the house, Soun Tendo greets the parts of the training party
as they walk or STOMP inside the house. "Akane, how was you trip with
Ranma?" Soun asks with a pleasant look on his face. Akane gives her
father a mean glare, Soun gets scared. He jumps up and hides behind
Genma.
"Saotome! What happened?," he shouts.
"It's like this Tendo. . ."
"Oh, Akane your home," Kasumi interrupts Genma 'Speech.' "There are
two packages that came for you, while you were training with Ranma."
Kasumi says as she walks in with two regular size boxes and some tea and
muffins. "Please open them up! The packages have been here for almost a
week, and I cannot wait to see what is inside them.," Older sister says.
(That's odd? I have never heard Kasumi so giddy? She sounds as if she's
12 years old, waiting for Santa?) Soun thinks for second, then shrugs
it off.
Akane takes the two boxes and sets one aside as she examines the
other one. "That's strange, no return address.," Akane says, as she
looks at Kasumi. Kasumi is not listing. She is waiting to see what is in
the box.
"O.K. Here goes.," Akane says as she opens a box.
RIP! SNAP! P---O---P!
In the box was a lot of old newspaper. Akane tilts her head to one
side. "Why would someone send me newspaper?" Akane says with a 'this is
stupid' look on her face.
"No Akane, Newspaper is used to wrap valuable or breakable stuff.,"
Kasumi replies, still with an excited look on her face.
"Oh Yeah.," Akane taps her head with her fist and then starts to slowly
remove the newspaper from the box. As she removes it carefully, her
excitements increases and she pulls the paper out as fast as she can.
"What is it?" Soun says as he look over Akane's shoulder.
"Let me see, Tendo."
"Father, It looks like a wooden statue of Akane." Kasumi replies
"Yes Kasumi, You are right it is.," Genma says.
"Hey!?" Akane says as her family crowds her.
"Look, Akane there is a note attacked to it."
The Note Reads:
Dearest Tendo Akane:
I am travelling through the islands of Japan for training. So
far I have done a lot of swimming, and I was almost eaten by a
Shark.
I found this statue in a shop. It did not look like much so I
gave it
a little work. I hope you like it, Akane. I will be thinking
of you
every day I train.
Your Good Friend
Hibiki Ryoga
"That was nice of Ryoga to send this statue, Akane.," Kasumi says, who
is now waiting impatiently for her younger sister to open the other box.
Akane takes back the statue from her father and looks at it.
(There is nothing strange, and nothing mystical about this statue.
Good!) Akane thinks (No trouble from people looking for this thing.)
She places it down on the table. Before she finishes the act, Nabiki
snatches from her hands.
"Does not look to be worth much, does it Akane." Akane snatches the
statue back from Nabiki.
"It's a present from Ryoga, Nabiki. it is not something to be sold for
money."
"Akane," Nabiki says while shaking her head. "Every time you get
something, something's bound to happen."
"LIKE WHAT," She shouts
"Ah-hem" Nabiki clears her throat, "For instance, 'The Seven Lucky God
Martial Artists'."
"I do not LIKE PICKLES!" Akane replies while yelling.
"Nabiki, Akane, Please no fighting and no arguments." Soun says
"Your father is right. If any thing would have happened because of
this statue, it would have happened by now." Genma says proudly. "Why
don't you open up the other box?" Genma says while addressing Akane.
With a nod of her head, she goes to open the other box.
"There is no return address on this one either. It is post marked China,
with Happosai's name in the corner." Akane says.
In harmony, Genma and Soun shout "Oh No."
"I have not seen Master Happosai around lately." Kasumi says.
"I think he went chasing after that young manga artist? What was her
name. . ? Takahashi Rumiko?," Nabiki says. Everyone nods his or her
head in agreement.
"Akane, open up the other package, and see what he sent you from China,"
Kasumi says.
"I think what ever she gets, something Evil will come out of it." States
Nabiki who is nibbling at some beef jerky.
RIP! SHRED! PING!
"Ping??," Everyone says.
"Look everyone," shouts Genma "it is a crystal pig."
"It looks like P-Chan," Akane says, "I wonder where he is?"
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In a wooded area, we find 'The Eternal Lost Boy' asking himself 'An
Eternal Lost Question.'
"Now where do I go?," Ryoga says to himself. "Once again I, Hibiki
Ryoga, am lost in the wild jungles of Japan.," He says while looking
around to get some bearings. "Did I come from that direction or that
direction?," He points in two directions both are wrong.
"I must find the Tendo Dojo. I must make sure that Akane receives the
gift I sent her. Don't Worry Akane Your Love Will Guide Me To You!," He
shouts.
(Daydream)
AKANE: "Oh Ryoga, Thank you so very much for this Statue of Me. "
***Smooch***
(Reality)
"He hee hehe hehehehe...," A lecherous laugh comes from Ryoga.
"Mister, Are you all right?," Questions a little boy.
"Hee hehe.....Huh?...What?"
"Are you all right?," The boy questions again..
"yes.," A meek and embarrassed expression comes across Ryoga's face.
"What are you doing here?," He says to the kid.
"Playing hide n seek.," The kid replies.
"In the deep dark jungles of Japan?"
"No, In the woods behind the park."
(Behind the park?) He thinks. "Oh? Well I must be going, umm . .
which way out?," Ryoga says with the embarrassed look. The kid pointed
behind him and Ryoga nods. He picks up his stuff and starts to walk
away.
"No, No, This way Mister, this way.," Says the kid who is still pointing
in the same direction.
Again, he blushes from embarrassment, "Sorry," he says. Ryoga
changes direction to where the boy was pointing. The young kid watches
Ryoga. "Sorry," he hears him say. He watches Ryoga until he hears the
other kids he was playing with. (I must hide), The kid ducked under some
bushes.
After a few minutes of walking.(He said this way, right?,) Ryoga
points in a direction, (Or did he say that way, or...Damn, I'm lost
again.) "I have had it!," He shouts. "I am going to wait right here,
until someone passes by. Then they will help get out of damn jung...
'Ahem' park woods.,"
Ryoga sits on a fallen tree, and he throws his stuff down. THUMP!
"I wish I could have some directions.," He raises his hands above
his head and looks up "SO I COULD GO TO WHERE I WANT TO?!," Ryoga shouts
up to the gods. No reply from the gods, but a reply does come from
behind him.
"Are you as lost as I am?," Says a stranger, Ryoga quickly turns around
and jumps in to a fighting stance.
(A man, maybe a kid) Ryoga thinks. Ryoga looks at the stranger.
Ryoga sees that the stranger is 5' 8," has short dark reddish-brown
hair, male, He is wearing a black silk, green-gold dragon shirt, blue
jeans and a backwards baseball cap. The stranger is carrying a backpack
and leaning on his walking stick. (An American, I think?).
"Who are you," Ryoga asks, not moving from his stance.
"Me? I am just wandering around the country side, looking for a place to
stay.," The stranger says.
Ryoga notices the dialect the wander uses, (American) and decides he is
not hostile.
"Are you an American?"
He pauses before answering. "Yes," The stranger replies
"You know it is not nice to sneak up on a person.," Ryoga says loudly at
the American.
"Sorry," The Stranger bows his head a little too deep, and his cap falls
off. PLOP!
"Fine. Now who are you, and why are you here?," Ryoga shouts as he
stands up out of a fighting stance..
"Sorry about that. My name is James Jessie.," Jessie does another deep
bow, Just deep enough for him to pick up his hat. "And who might you
be.," The stranger asks while putting his hat back on.
"I am Hibiki Ryoga," he says.
James puts out his hand. Ryoga pauses for a second and then shakes
James' hand.
"Pleased to meet you, Hibiki-San. I heard you talking about being
lost?," James asks.
"No! I'm not lost, I am just...uhh. . . misplaced something.," Ryoga
says and smiles. (I can't let an American know I could not find my way
out of a box.,) he thinks.
{Great, this guy can't find his way out of a box.} Jessie says in
English.
"What?"
"Nothing, do you know where the nearest town is.," Jessie corrects
himself.
"You speak pretty good Japanese, for an American."
{Hey, Thanks} "I mean Thank you.," Jessie said switches from English to
Japanese "Do you know where the nearest town is?"
"I think it's that way, or it is that way?" He looks and points in two
directions. "I'm not too sure on which way to go," Ryoga answers
"Well then, If you don't know which way to go. I will go down that
path.," James points down a path that is to the side "You are welcomed
to join me if you want. I can help you find that 'MISPLACED SOMETHING'."
James says while emphasizing Misplaced something.
"No thanks, I will just rest here.," Ryoga says as he sits down.
"O.K. See ya. Nice to meet you Hibiki-San.," Jessie starts to walk away
(This guy might be able to help me. He seems friendly enough. I don't
think he could hurt anyone, but just to be sure.) Ryoga thinks
"Hey!," Ryoga yells "I have decided that I'm going to come with you. I
will keep you out of trouble. O.K.?,"
"Um...sure..?" Jessie says.
Ryoga stands up and whirls around to pick up his stuff. "O.K. Let's'
g.... Where did you go?,"
"Behind you.," Yells Jessie.
Ryoga whirls around again to see Jessie. "Thought I lost you.," he says.
"Not yet.," James says jokingly.
Off go both they go down the path. The duo walks down the path for at
least ten minutes before saying anything. What can two lost people say
to each other?
"I'm glad you decided to come with me. I don't know the land.," Jessie
says.
"That's O.K. I don't know my directions. You may be able to help me find
a place that I am been trying to go to for weeks.," Ryoga says.
"You have no sense of direction?," Jessie questions
"yes," Ryoga says very meekly with a sad look on his face.
"You must be alone a lot because of your lack of direction."
"yeah.," Ryoga says, while looking down.
"Don't you have a Family."
"I do, but they are as lost as I am."
"O-man, Bet that bites."
" 'Bites????' ," Ryoga repeats Jesse's usage of the word.
"It is an Expression, meaning bad break.," Jessie says. (I better watch
what I say in my speech, or I am going to get in to trouble), he
thinks.
"Why did you come to Japan, James-San?," Ryoga asks.
"I came to Japan to visit my little sister. She wants to go to
college at Togenkyo Veterinarian University, to learn about animals. She
had heard that it is the best college in world, for her to learn to
become a veterinarian. So she had decided to start going to Japanese
high schools first, so she can learn some of the customs.," Jessie tells
Ryoga.
"Where will she go to school?," Ryoga asks.
"A place called Furi...," Jessie tries to finish speaking, but he
notices that had walk out of the woods and in someone backyard.
"Umm Hibiki-san, We are out of the woods."
"Huh? WHAT? Yes! I can finally go find the Tendo Dojo and make sure
sweet Akane got the gift i send her."
{Whatever.} Jessie says in English.
BLAM! BLAM!
"Wha?," Ryoga shouts
Both boys turn to see an old man on his porch with a shotgun in hand.
"Get your scruffy butts out of my garden!," An old geezer shouts at
them. They both look down at the peas and cabbages they just walked
over.
BLAM!
{Sh!#!} Yells Jessie. "His shotgun is loaded with Rock salt! RUN!"
They run through to the front of the garden and towards the front
of the house. Ryoga takes a running leap in to the air. The jump carries
him up and over the tall fence. {Shock! That show off!,} Jessie tries to
do the same thing, only he goes sailing in the fence with a big
KA-THUD!. "OUCH!" He slides down the fence with hand signals showing the
pain..
{Now what, I got to get out of...} BLAM! {Whew, Those just miss me
by a hair.} The shot puts a hole in the fence. {I'll go out the hole the
shotgun made in the fence.}" Jessie tries to squeeze thought the hole.
'Uhh!'
{Going to make...} KA-BLAM!
"OOUUUCCCHH!!" Jessie goes flying through the hole in the fence, head
first.
(I am out of that old goat's yard.) Jessie tries to stand up. {Hey
old man, Up Yours!} "Te-mae!," He curses in both English and Japanese.
(O.K., now where did Ryoga go?), He thinks. (Oh well,) 'sniff' 'sniff'
(I smell Raman.) {Food!} He Thinks and says, and he starts to walks
toward the scent of edibles. With every other step, he shouts ouches for
the pain in his rear end.
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Later that night at the Tendo Dojo.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"Where am I?," Ranma mutters while trying to straighten himself out.
"My face and head hurts," he says as he groans. Ranma slowly tries
to climb out of the hole that Akane made with his body. Using whatever
energy he can muster, he climbs out. "She didn't have to hit me so
hard.," Ranma dusts himself off. "How long have I been in that hole,
It's night already. I might as well go in."
Ranma stumbles inside, and removes what is left of his shoes. He crawls
in to the living room and PLOPS himself on the floor by the table.
"Maybe I should go up and apologize to Akane.,"
"Ranma, Son where have you been?," Genma asks while walking in and
starring at the foot indent on his son's face.
"I've been umm. . . lying around, Pop. I'm going to go to bed, I am beat
from training. (Mentally and physically)," Ranma says and thinks.
"You can't go to bed now, Ranma. We will train again soon. If you go to
bed now, that would prove that my son is a weakling.,"
Ranma ignores his father as usual, and gets up. Genma watches Ranma
climb the stairs. Each step produces a moan of pain, until he reaches
the top.
"Ranma," Genma calls from down stairs. "Will you go in and check on
Akane.,"
"Why?," Ranma shouts back.
"Because, she is your Fianc�e.,"
"Pop, I..." Not having the strength to argue "...All right.," He said
with little or no enthusiasm.
Ranma checks in on Akane's room, slowly opening the door, so that
if she was awake, he could close the door without her noticing. To his
luck, she is asleep. "Good, she asleep..." He notices a pig on her
dresser, and is not happy about it. "There's Ryoga on her dresser.," He
charges in on the pig, with much speed and no accuracy. He runs full
force towards the dresser. With a full head of steam and no brains,
Ranma trips over one of Akane's weights, and in to Akane's dresser.
WHOA! AAAHHH! WHUMP!
"Uhhh, Uhh...Ryoga? What...you...doing here?," Whispers' Ranma very
disoriented.
The pig says nothing.
"Ryoga, what is wrong with you?," He says as he notices the pig has
a glassy expression. (As a mater of fact, Ryoga's expression is not the
only thing that is glassy.) Ranma thinks (He is all glassy, What is
going on here?)
Ranma hears his thoughts shouted back at him.
"Ranma! What is going on here?!," Akane yells.
"AAA? Ummm? Ehhh?," Ranma mutters.
As he turns around to see Akane standing over him with the Bamboo
sword, she hits him with on occasion.
"What are you do to my crystal pig?," she shouts.
"Crystal Pig?," Ranma looks and sees it is not P-Chan. "I thought it was
. . . Happosai, yeah Happosai.," Smiling and hoping Akane would buy the
ploy.
"It is not Happosai, But he did send it to me. Now Get Out Of My Room!,"
Akane points the way to the door with her sword.
(Maybe I can make it out before she hits me.), Ranma thinks. He slowly
crawls to the door with his eyes on Akane, (Going to make it!) He
thinks to himself.
THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! THWACK!
(Maybe not?) Akane beats Ranma through the hallway and in to his
room. She yells "Sce-ba!" She gives Ranma "Hrumps," and turns up her
nose. Then she slams the door shut. SLAM!. Ranma rolls over to his mat
and is almost fast asleep. (Boy, That tomboy is definitely un-cute), his
thoughts come and go. Then he's dead asleep.
ZZZZZZ! ZZZZZZ!
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"Where the heck am I now?," Ryoga shouts.
"Where is that Kid umm. . . James-san, That was his name, right?," He
says to himself.
It is now night time, and all of Japan is in darkness except for
the rays of moonlight that show only half a moon. (Have I been running
all day? I better find a place to sleep.) Ryoga looks around. He is
standing in an open field.
"How did I get here?," He asks himself as he looks around., "Now What?,"
he shouts. There is nothing to give him cover. So Ryoga walks on, until
the ground opens up and swallows him.
"Wha?. . .Aaaakkk!," He shouts. THUMP!!
There was a place in the field that someone had built an underground
room. Ryoga just happened to walk on the weak part of the roof.
"Unhh. Where am I?," Ryoga shakes the stars from around head, and
starts digging in his pack for his flashlight. (Lucky I had this. Hope
it still works.) CLICK! (Yes! There is light!) "It looks like I am in an
old room. Is this a hidden passage to some place?," Ryoga talks to
himself..Again!. (Where does it go, where did it come from?) He gets up
and dust himself off. Ryoga looks up to see how far he had fallen. After
given himself the once over for broken body parts, he decides to see if
there is another way out. "For an old room, it is pretty clean. It
almost looks like people were here recently.," He says with a curious
look on his face while he examines a boarded up doorway. (These boards
are new. Looks like someone discovered this place recently and decided
to keep it a secret. If this side is all boarded up. Is there another
side that is also covered?)
The lost boy takes 20 minutes to find the other side of the small
room. It is to be expected. (Who boarded this side up? Whoever he/she
was, they did it from the inside.) "O-well, I might as well make the
best of it.," He says, as he gathers up some broken beams to make a
fire. (At least I have some cover.)
Ryoga starts and finishes building a fire. He sits by the fire and
starts daydreaming. "Oh, Akane, someday I will come back to you.," DRIP!
"Then I will show that Pervert Saotome Ranma, that he is not worth your
'DRIP!' love?"
DRIP! DRIP! DRIP! POUR!
"Oh No, It's raining and I'm under the..., " OINK. SQUEAL! KEBWWEE!
OINK! (Translates into: hole.. Why does this always happen to me?)
P-Chan/Ryoga crawls over to a corner of the room, turns around three
times and falls asleep.
Dreaming of Akane.
(Dream)
(Soft music is playing in the background.)
RYOGA: Akane, I love You!
AKANE: Ryoga, I love You Too!
RANMA: Hey! What about me? (The music stops)
RYOGA: No one loves you Ranma!
AKANE: Yeah, Go away you peeping tom!!
RANMA: No!
RYOGA: Do I have to humiliate you in front of Akane?
RANMA: Yeah, You can try.
(Nine-Inch Nails: Head Like a hole is playing in the background)
(Ryoga starts channelling his Ki' for an attack, Ranma is also
doing the same.)
RYOGA: What you don't know Ranma, is that I have change my 'Lion Roar
Shot.' It no longer uses the sadness of its wielder.
RANMA: So?
RYOGA: It uses happiness...my happiness with Akane! (Now shouting!) Take
This Ranma! Full Lion's Roaring Blast, SHI-SHI HOUKOU-DAN: KANZEN!
RANMA: Huh? Complete? (He says to himself)
(Ryoga's Attack is not aimed at Ranma. Instead, it creates an aura
around himself. As the aura grows, it changes' color from
translucent to bright blue. As it hits dark blue, Ryoga thrusts,
his clenched fist up in the air. Which in turns, throws the
channelled energy strait up)
RYOGA: Grab on to me Akane!
(The energy goes up and hits free fall. As it starts to descend, it
comes down splashing on Ryoga. It surrounds Ryoga and Akane with a
dark blue aura. Ryoga then brings in his arms tight against his
body. The Ki' envelops Ryoga and Akane and turns a bright white.
Ryoga throws his hands and arms outward, palms out. The energy
creates a giant sphere around them. That fans out towards Ranma.)
RANMA: That's Nothing. (He shouts) Fierce Tiger Blast, MOKO TAKABISHA!
(An energy ball is thrown from Ranma's hand. The Ki' blast hits
Ryoga's energy sphere and..)
RANMA: What? (He yells) Nothing Happened! It's coming in way too fa... .
BLAM! "Ahhhhh!" THUMP!!
(Ranma is blasted in to a wall, unconscious.)
(The music is killed.)
AKANE: D-did you kill him? (There is a hint of fear in her voice.)
RYOGA: No Akane, though Ranma is my enemy. He still is an honourable
fighter. Death would dishonour me, and Ranma.
AKANE: Ryoga, you are always so thoughtful. (She said with a gleam in
her eye)
(You hear love music in the background, as Akane and Ryoga Kiss.)
RANMA: You're not done with me Yet! (He Shouts, The Music stops)
RYOGA: Ranma, You have been defeated. Admit defeat like a true warrior.
There will always- another time to try to win Akane back.
RANMA: No, I will win her back Now! (Ranma Screams) WATER ATTACK!
(Beach Boys: Wipe-out is playing in the background.)
(Ranma thrusts his left fist in Ryoga's direction, Palm out. With
the right hand, he back fists the wall. With a crack, a ton of
water starts pouring out.)
RANMA-CHAN: Now what are you going to do? Huh, P-Chan? (She/he says with
hint of sarcasm)
RYOGA: Oh No! (He thinks) Akane, Lets get out of here!
AKANE: Why? It's just water.
RYOGA: Ummm. . .ummm. . . Because you can't swim!
AKANE: O.K.
(Ryoga grabs Akane and jumps away from the on coming tidal wave. In
the background, Ranma-Chan is laughing her/his head off.)
AKANE: Why did she call you P-Chan? (She asks while hanging on to
Ryoga.)
RYOGA: Don't know? (He says lying through his teeth.)
(Tidal wave hits both Akane and Ryoga, Making Akane sink to the
bottom, and turning Ryoga in to a pig.)
(Under water)
AKANE: Ryoga you're.... You're.... P-Chan?
P-CHAN: (Nods.)
AKANE: I Hope YOU DROWN!!!!!!
(She grabs P-Chan and shoves him in to the concrete hard enough
for him not to get out)
P-CHAN: Blubb! Blubb! Blubb!
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(The waking world.)
SQUEAL! SPLASH! BWEEP! OINK! SQUEAL! SPLASH!
P-Chan splashes in one foot of water, which had accumulated overnight
during the rainstorm.
SQUEAL! EERRRKKK! (Translates: Thank god that was only a dream.)
More pig sounds come out (Translate: I hope my portable water
heater is not damaged?) P-Chan climbs on his backpack that is floating
on the water, and he tries to dig up his water heater. The pack slowly
floats toward one side of the room. THUMP! He squeaks some more
(Translates: I think the water is draining under one of the boarded up
doors) he thinks. Ryoga finds a kettle and lets it fills up with the
rainwater. After an hour or so, the water finishes draining out.
Ryoga/P-Chan digs out the water heater and pushes the kettle on the top
of heater and turns the heater on.
Finally, Ryoga gets to turn back in to his Honourable self.
"I better gather up my stuff and go find something to eat."
Just then, something catches the corner of his eye. "Hey, what is
that?," He walks over to what looks like a coin of some sort on the
floor.
"It looks like a medallion." He looks a little closer at the
medallion. "This figure on it, it looks like that old Sensei, Ranma has
problems with. What was his name....Hippie spy? I think that is it." He
picks the amulet up and turns it over. There is some sort of scripture
on the backside. "I wonder what this says, It is not written in a
Japanese language that I know. Maybe it is English."
The medallion is a golden color, about the size of an Okonomiyaki.
But as he continues to handling it, it falls in to three pieces. (Damn
it! I broke it! I wonder if I put the pieces back together, I could give
it to Akane, I hope she would like it.) So Ryoga puts the pieces
together, and a noise comes from everywhere and no where at the same
time. A sound like someone laughing an evil laugh. Ryoga looks all
around, and finds that the source of the noise could be his stomach.
"I better get some food."
"Aloha keikki, How you get down dare?," Says an odd accented voice from
above.
"Huh," Ryoga looks up (Oh no, It Akane's weird school principal.) "Uh
hi."
"What you be doing down in da hole my little Keikki? Especially on day
before school, yeah.," he says.
"I fell in here during the rainstorm."
"Oh no! dats not good, I dun boarded dis this place up last month.," he
says.
"Why did you board this place up?," Ryoga asks hoping not to start a
problem.
"Cause the hallway down dare leads to basement of the school, which be
leaden to the girls locker room, yeah."
"Oh. (girls locker room?) Who built it?,"
"I don have no idea, yeah. But I do know you should be get out of dare
now!," The principal shouts at Ryoga.
Ryoga sticks the pieces of the medallion in his pack and grabs the rest
of his stuff. He jumps out of the room, and is back on the field.
"Now I have to board this place up again.," The Principal says with a
somewhat of a furious expression.
"Sorry," Ryoga says with a deep bow.
"Sorry?," He repeats Ryoga's statement.
"Yeah."
"PINEAPPLE BOMBS!," he shouts.
Ryoga gets blasted back about 10 meter with all the bombs that were
thrown at him.
"Eh? Eh. Oh!," Ryoga mutters while trying to walk unsuccessful away.
"Don't come back without da tardy slip, yeah!" The Principal yells at
Ryoga.
"Must.....find......food.," Ryoga says after trying to recovering from
the blasts.
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HOH-HOH-HOH-HO-HO-HO
At the Kuno's training Center, a woman in black leotards does a
gymnastic floor routine with a Hula- Hoop. Round and around the hoop
goes from one hand to another. Each time she twirls it around her
finger. She cuts another dummy, that are scattered around the mat, in
half. She tosses the hoop upwards. And does a mid-air split flip. Her
forwards leg comes down and through a two-inch pine board that is set up
on two cinder blocks. She lands with here legs still in the split
formation.
YAAAAA! CR-ACK!
As she sits there, the hoop which she had thrown start to descend
down on her. If a hoop can cut one foot thick wooden dummies. What do
you thing it will do to a human head? As it comes down. She puts her
left arm up, just in time to catch the hoop in her hand. She lowers the
hoop to the left side, where she spins it on her hand. A clap can be
heard applauding the wonderful Anything Goes Women's Gymnastics Floor
Routine. The woman in black leotards stands up and looks at the
onlooker.
"That was wonderful, Mistress Kodachi!" Says Susuki.
"HOH-HO you need not be so modest. But have you seen my brother?"
"Master Kuno? No I have not, is he not out practising his Kendo?"
"No he is not, and he was not in his room this morning."
"Maybe he went to see Doctor Tofu. He said he was ill yesterday." The
Ninja starts to run off, but a ribbon catches his right leg. He falls
flat on his face.
Kodachi wipes some sweat from her brow. "I know who might find him,
Susuki. You have to say here." Kodachi releases the ribbon from the
Ninja's legs and goes bouncing off to god know where. Only leaving rose
peddles behind. The Ninja watches her leave as rose petals fly around.
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"Excuse me. Do know where can I find a place to eat?," Ryoga asks.
"Try the docks.," Someone tells him.
LATER
"Excuse me. Do you know where can I find a place to eat?,"
"Try down the street.," A kid tells him.
LATER
"Excuse me. Do you know where can I find a place to eat?,"
<No Compendia Senior?>
LATER
"I'll ask the people in this house, where I can find someplace to eat.,"
Ryoga says, not knowing that he is talking out loud...Again.
"Right here, boy.," An old voice from below says. Ryoga looks down, It
Cologne.
"Where am I?," He had to ask.
Cologne replies, "At the Neko Hanten, Ryoga. Why don't you come in.,"
"O.K.," he replies, and he enters the restaurant, the door curtain flap
close behind him.
Part one ends.
That is the end of part 1. I hope you liked it.
In the Next Part: Ryoga gets into to more then he wished for, and
more on what others are doing in the Ranma-verse. The story line will
introduce the others. There will not be as much in the next one. By the
time this gets to you, I should be half way done with part two. If the
Returns of Part One are good. You will see Part two. :)
If not, Sorry no fan-fic, no continue. :(
My story is not base on one story, but is a part of a story. You
will see bit and pieces of other stories inside one story (it's to hook
you in to the stories) It will have to do with the continuity. If
anything is confusing, please say something to me.. Everything will be
explained in time, I hope.
Ryoga is Story one. Will start the story. What will he learn?.
Kuno and Kodachi will be Story Two. Why is Kuno sick, Answer: Kodachi.
Included will be Gosunkugi and Susuki.
Mousse will be Story Three. Shampoo having a bad week? What will happen
to Mousse?
Ranma and Akane will be Story Four. This will be broken in to many parts
or so. The story will start at the end of Ranma's Training trip. Touch
base with them and do a couple of final fight. Everyone will be involved
in the end.
If anybody I had left out of the stories. They will be popping up
here and there. Including Pantyhose Taro, Ukyo, Happosai, Jusenkyo Guide
and any one else that would want to get mixed up with Ranma Saotome.
^_^
The E-mail address is Ryoga@NCounty.net
Any comments or insults please be short. DOMO ARIGATO GOZAIMESU
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