(Forgive me.  I saw Biles-sama's post and just couldn't resist.)

[I'll think about it, but in the mean time, go to your room and think about
 what you just did.]

<snip some silliness>

Luna hissed in dismay.  "Why don't you just transform into
Sailor Moon and use a Reverse Healing Escalation?"  she
said, putting as much sarcasm into it as she could.

"Wow.  Would that work?  That should make a neat pile of
dust, right?  And then maybe we'll get a new teacher who
won't give us so much homework!  Great idea, Luna; I'll try it!"

And she did.

[. . . .and they was much rejoicing.  yea.

No but seriously, if you want to see 'Usagi the Assasin' then
I would suggest DDFA's Across the Border, your standard strange
odyssey into the dark recesses of Mark Page's mind. . . oh and a
pretty good read, too. <evil grin>]

Adios,

Bastion