Benjamin Tyree III
b.k.a. Shinji Ikari The 10 o'Clock Assassin
Terror-Dack-Chill/Mobile Otaku Band/Davis Anime Club
tyree3@pacbell.net
LEMON WARNING: This piece of work contains nudity, violence, harsh language,
and mainly adult situations. Viewer discretion is advised. All characters within this
fanficion are 18 years and older. [Who are we to call those people over in Congress
"idiots" anyway? The line's gotta be drawn somewhere.]
Shinji: Who did you get, Gai?
Gai: Well, I got Marie and Hibiki. They're both practicing the "House of
Strolheim." How about you, Lucky?
Lucky: Damn... I got Ryuko and Tamaki from Nakatoubu Girl's School.
These girls can combine anythin' with martial arts. What about you,
kid?
Shinji: Let me see... Miaka and Yui. I think I heard of them from somewhere.
They were like... Nakago's secretaries...?
Lucky: Damn, man! They're just like lettin' all types of loonies into this
college!
Gai: Wait until you transfer to Sac State! They got... AAAAANNGGHH!!
Gai, Shinji, and Lucky start moaning loudly as each of them respectively
shoot their sperm sause over Natsumi's beautiful body and into her holes.
Natsumi: Ooooohh... You nasty boys. ^_^
Lucky: Man, we gotta quit havin' them discussions while we fuck!
Gai: You know we can't be doing this forever.
Shinji: Well, at least we're winding down anyway.
_____
In an unknown place meanwhile, a small red light is pulsing along a circuit
board. A brown-haired female scientist walks in from the dark and suddenly gasps
when she finds this red, pulsating light.
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[Enter Funky Wu-Tang Fam Song Of Your Choice.]
KING NEON SUCCESSOR REPORT!
(OUSHIN SENKAN HAKUSHO!)
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Assignment 4:
Frobidden Style Number 1201, The Eight Maidens
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Announcer: AMeX ChaFT has been brought to you by these fine corportations.
SNKapcom
Los Rios Community College District
California State University System
California Video Game Combat League
Packard Bell/NERV
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Hewlett DaHahChit! (Strike Down Slash)
Wu-Tang International
Comcast News Network
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ANIME MEGA CROSSOVER CHAMPION FIGHTING TOURNAMENT!
AMEX CHAFT 20
A collague of the AMEX CHAFT commentators Tasuki (burning the floor
with his paper fan) and Nuriko (destroying a US tank with finess). The screen
switches to both of the "Mysterious Players" sitting behind the concession both.
Tasuki's well dressed (despite his attitude), and Nuriko's dressed ravishingly
(despite being a guy).
Tasuki: What's up, Player-Haters! Welcome to our anuual Anime Mega
Crossover Tournament! I'm the pyro-techno-cologist known as Tasuki!
Nuriko: And I'm Nuriko, the five-time crossdressing champion of Sacramento.
How do you do. Tasuki-dear?
Tasuki: Yeah, what is it?
Nuriko: Player-haters?
Tasuki: Yeah. All these corporations nowadays, they rather exploit the little
people and make all their money, right? We ain't players in here! We
don't play!
Nuriko: Well, I play. I play a lot!
Tasuki: Let's not get into that, please! ^_^;
The screen switches to the two parties at each end of the stadium. The
crowd's cheering loudly as the three-person combatants prepare for a fight.
Tasuki: First we'll introduce those cool combatants from SCC, The Yagami
Team! One of the Yagamies is a long-time favorite. The punching bag
turned Kusanagi rival; Shinji Ikari!
The crowd cheers some as Shinji (in Goenitz suit) takes a Japanese bow.
Nuriko: The other two combatants hail from our own "Mysterious Player"
theatre series. One is that super sexy vixen who looks real stunning in
just a Stanford shirt alone; Yui Hongo!
The crowd cheers some more as Yui comes in (KoF 96's Mature, people.) and
seductively streches her arms out as she yawns.
Tasuki: Last but not least, the three-time women's wrestling champion who can
eat a horse and still look good in what she's wearing now; Miaka Yuki!
The crowd goes nuts as Miaka (KoF 97's Shermie) goes down on a banana,
chomping on it bit by bit.
Nuriko: Now, the team they're up against today come from the newly
revitalized Cosumnes River College. They're experts in "Beast
Summoning" and have been known to...
The lights switch off, leaving everyone in the dark.
Nuriko: Huh? And right in the middle of my monologue, too.
Tasuki: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!!
The spotlight then turns on and shines on the other team...
???1: Like the thundering blast of a supernova,
Here comes trouble, three times over.
???2: To protect the Earth from annihilation
And unite everyone within our nation.
???3: To extend our reach from the stars above...
Then trash you, bash you, show you love...
The spotlight shines brighter as it shows the faces of the rival team: Jesse
James, Ash Catchem, and Sabrina Duvall.
Jesse: Team Pocket, ready for a fight!
Ash: Comin' at cha with the speed of light!
Sabrina: Surrender now, or feel our might...
[ S W E A T D R O P S !!! ]
YuiH: Obviously the auther has seen too much Pokemon. ~_~;
Shinji: I hope they have real martial art skill. I don't like the idea of fighting
animals ~_~;
Miaka: Oh look, that kid with the hat looks really cute. (Yui and Shinji
facevault.) I GET DIBS ON HIM!! YAY!! YAY!!
Tasuki: Okay, peeps! First round is between Miaka Yuki Versus Ash Catchem!
Ready... FIGHT!!
The two fighters take their stances. Ash powers himself up, bent on letting
loose some serious ass-kicking. But Miaka starts dancing around to some music
playing in her head. Taking this as some sick joke, Ash makes his first move.
Ash: PIKACHU SHOCK ATTACK!!
Ash sends a flurry of lightning at his opponent, but Miaka just spins out of
it's path. He sends out some more lightling attacks, with her ducking and dancing
out of the way. When Miaka got close enough she grabs him by the shoulder and,
with great agility, flips herself upward. She then wraps her thighs around his head.
Miaka: EXCUSE ME!!
With her great strength she flips Ash around and slams him to the ground
with a gigantic thud. As she happily rolls off of him, he ends up just laying on the
ground, in a stupor of love.
Jesse: What are you doing, Ash?! GET BACK UP!!
Hearing Jesse's angry voice, Ash manages to get back up again. Bringing is
sences back to normal, he tries to physically attack her. But every time he attacks,
he's sucked back into the "happiness throw." The more he attacks, the closer he got
to Miaka's frilly panty crotch and the more pain he felt. Out of his teammate's
protest, he kept coming back up for more. Miaka, even though she's enjoying the
fight, decides to finish him off.
Miaka: Your move, lover-boy.
Ash: Okay! This time, I'm going to succeed for sure! CHARMANDER FIRE
SURROUND!!
Ash throws at her a bellowing ball of inferno which she quickly ducks around.
She then wraps herself around him and proceeds to squeese the life out of him. Ash
tries to stuggle out of it, but he falls hopelessly in love. This is the closest he's ever
gotten to a beautiful woman. Just then; something snaps within him, Ash feels real
numb, then it's all over.
Tasuki: KO!! The round goes to Miaka!
Miaka: Aaaahhh! That felt good! Did it feel good to you, Ash?
But he couldn't answer. The paramedics immediately rolled his spiral-eyed,
love-stricken carcass onto the gurney and halled him off.
Tasuki: Next round is between Shinji Ikari and Sabrina Duvall. Ready...
FIGHT!!
Sabrina: (Taking her position.) Before we fight, I just want to let you know... I
am a mistress of psychic powers. So no matter how hard you try, you
will never win. It would be better if you forfeit now.
Shinji: (Taking his position.) Don't be so sure. Even the greatest fighter has
weakness. (Studies his opponent carefully.) [Whoa! I can feel her
power rising! So I guess the direct approach is out.]
Taking the opportunity Sabrina sends out a psychic shockwave that Shinji
soon ducks. She keeps sending out blast after blast of shockwaves, but Shinji
quickly ducks, spins, tramples, and dances out of their paths. As the dust clears,
Sabrina stands with a triumphant smile on her face thinking that she'd gotten rid of
him. But Shinji, taking advantage of his opponent's ego, abruptly blindsides her
with the start of his special technique.
Shinji: Yagami's Forbidden Style!
Tasuki: Uh-oh! Looks like Shinji's got her in the grasp of the Yagami's
outlawed attacks, the "Eight Maidens!"
Nuriko: If this attack is outlawed, then why is he still using it?
Shinji: (Continuously slashing all over her.) I'm knocking at your door and I
promise to bless this house and those who live under its roof. May I
come in? (Grabs her by the throat and finishes her off with a wind
concussion blast to the stomach, sending her far across the ring.)
Thank you very much.
Tasuki: OOOHH! LIGHTS OUT! The second bout goes to Shinji!
Sabrina: (Sluggishly getting up from the floor.) I... I don't believe this... Me...
lose...? To this... person...?! But... But I'm a psychic! I'm not
suppose...
Shinji: My apologies. I felt an immense power from you. But you'd created
an opening that was begging me to get at it, so...
Sabrina: Oh, no need to apologize to me. For someone to leave an opening as
wide as I have, it's only natural to beat the living crap out of your
opponent. It's no bother. Rilly. ^_^;
Nuriko: Okay! Last battle for the afternoon, people! Jesse James versus Yui
Hongo! Ready... FIGHT!!
The two fighters take their positions, first sizing each other up. Then they
size each other up some more. Finally...
Jesse: I've seen you in "Fushigi Yuugi." Your meager attempts at being evil
are quite revolting. (SMACK!!) Tart!
YuiH: Well, at least I don't get blown across the horizon every episode of
your "Pokemon" show. (SMACK!!) Cow!
Jesse: Your friend is a pig and a slut! (SMACK!!)
YuiH: Yours is a chauvinist pig! (SMACK!!)
Everyone is staginated with all the insults and smacking going on.
Tasuki: Oh no! A Bitchfight!
Nuriko: Just what we need...
Shinji: Yui Hongo... and Yui Ikari... I wonder if they're related indirectly or
something...
Miaka: Hey! (Tugging on Shinji's shoulder.) You wanna go out and eat?!
_____
Meanwhile, at an unknown place, the brown haired scientist tries everything
she can to remove that pulsating red light. But she is unsuccessful. Suddenly, the
light changes into a green-blue color, sending out a low-frequency shock wave. She
soon notices that the shockwaves are eating up the information on the circuitry all
around where she is. This scientist has to do something fast. But first she's got to
get away from this light before she's eaten up as well.
_____
[YuiH: Your taking orders from a flea-bearing cat! (SMACK!!) ]
[Jesse: Your protector is a guy-kissing queer! (SMACK!!) ]
Makoto and Hyuga are watching the AmeX ChaFT at the Packard Bell/NERV
control room. Gendo and Kouzou are talking through the "video-phone" with Keel
over at SEELEst. (All these mergers nowadays. I mean, it just drives a person
insane!)
Makoto: My money's on that Marilyn Monroe blonde!
Hyuga: No way, dude! Jesse's got way more T&A than her!
Gendou: And so I said to the guy, "Damnit, (Tony) Starks! I'm a geneticist, not
an accountant!"
Keel: AAAAHH!! Gendou! One of these days you should learn how to use
Excel! You're one of America's top-rated... (Screen goes blank.
Gendou tries to bring the connection back, but all he gets is the
insignia of... CASH-MAKIN' PLAYERS.)
Kouzou: cash-makin'... players...? Ain't... They...
Gendou: It's those players that had attacked this company in the last episode. It
seems that I have underestimated their intelligence. They're smart
enough AND brave enough to actually go for the throat of PB/NERV!
Makoto: You're only partly right, sir! They've gotten the brain, the eyes, the
ears, the central nervous system, the muscle tissue, and they also got
the ability to play these terrible rap songs in MIDI format!
Hyuga: Wow, dude! Like, my screen is totally blank, most excellent
commander sir dude.
Makoto: Well, that's because power isn't surging through this company
appliance.
Hyuga: Bodacious, dude!
Kouzou: [Ummm... Sir... Why did you hire him?]
Gendou: [His father was a lawyer. He got me out of prison 25 years ago.
Besides, he's useful to the company as a bad example .]
Soon enough, all of the computer screens are showing the "Cash-Makin'
Players" insignia. The system then starts winding down as one of the CMP MIDI's
keep playing. Suddenly, some laugh, if you can call it a laugh, is echoing from out of
nowhere. Everyone within the control center is looking around to find out where it's
coming from...
Kouzou: What type of laugh IS it?!
Makoto: Sounds like one made by Kodachi Kuno, but played backwards.
Hyuga: Nah-ah. It's Naga, definitely Naga.
Gendou: There is only one person who can create a sickening laugh like that.
And it's... (The screen in front of Gendou switches channels to show a
face.) ...Kanryu Takeda!
Kanryu: My-my-my, Commander Ikari. Aren't you the lucky one. You have an
ultra-secret laboratory, everyone follows your every whim, and your
son's a playboy extraordinaire.
Gendou: What do you want, Takeda?!
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KING NEON SUCCESSOR REPORT!
Dangerous Grounds / Sac-Town What
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Megumi is in the sub-basement computer room, working her magic with the
virus that has been installed into the MAGI system, aka the soul of the once living
Naoko Akagi. She taps in some more codes until she hears someone softly crying.
She turns her head around to look but doesn't find anyone around.
Megumi: Heheh, must be hearing things. (Continues typing.)
Naoko: Why, Meg? Why?
Megumi: Huh? Who- WHO'S THERE?!!
Naoko: It's me, your old high school classmate, Naoko. Why are you doing
this?
Megumi: Well, because... Kanryu asked me to. It's part of our plan to take over
the world economy.
Naoko: But it's not like you, Meg. You said you wanted to become a nurse and
help people. Isn't that what you said?
Megumi: Well... That's.... That's...
Gendou and crew meet Kanryu within the underground basement of
PB/NERV; the place where he stores all the Nao-clones and such. Gendou brings his
guards in whilst Kanryu's armed men prepare for a battle.
Kanryu: Here's the deal: I want the copy of your technology. I want to have the
clones, the Evangelions, and that really neat computer hardware you
hold in your company warehouses.
Gendou: Do you think that this is so easy? Do you expect me to just hand you
my technology and then turn the other cheek?
Kanryu: Of course not. That's why I have "Plan B." (Pulls out a big-ass remote
control from out of nowhere.) When I press this button, Packard
Bell/NERV will blow sky high. I'll ask you to reconsider once more.
Makoto: Uh-oh. Commander Ikari is in a predicament, now. I can actually see
some sweatdrops in the back of his head.
Hyuga: I say he should go for the new car, dude. (Makoto and Kouzou
facevaults.)
Kanryu: Well, Commander Ikari? What is your answer?
Gendou: Well, I must say. You seem to have all the bases covered here. (Moves
his right hand over his face, then bugs his eyes out as he speaks with a
lisp.) Your Arm's Too Short, Kid!
Kanryu: Very well, you leave me no choice. Let it not be said that I didn't warn
you... (Click!)
(A long minute of silence...)
Kanryu: (Opens up the vid-com.) Uh... Miss Megumi?
Megumi: (In the sub-basement surrounded by armed guards.) Sorry, Kanryu! I
just choked!
Before Kanryu realizes what's going on, he gets shot at by Gendou and his
crew. The tremendous forces of each bullet sends him over the railing and into the
lake of LCL where he ultimately sinks to his end.
Kanryu: [Even in the end, I go out in style. But who will take over my
company, now..?]
Okay, that was the Evangelion stuff. Now I'm gonna do some lemon stuff!
Ash: (At his home with his body wrapped in bandages.) Uuuuuuhn... I
knew it was a stupid idea to begin with. "Let's make a team, Ash! Beat
these so-called opponents and earn some cash, Ash!" Boy, for someone
who's built like the Titanic you sure got the intelligence of a cash
machine, Jesse.
Prof: Oh, Ash! One of your friends has come to visit you.
Ash: Thanks, Professor! Send em up! (The door opens... and Ash goes into
full shock.)
Miaka: HI, ASH!!
Ash: Mi-mi-mi-mi-Miaka! Wh-wh-wh-What brings you here?
Miaka: I just felt so bad for beating you to a pulp! So I decided to bring you
some good, nutricious food so you can get your strength back!
Miaka takes note of Ash's large boner painfully poking out from under the
sheets. Ash turns as red as a stoplight, and Miaka blushes as well. But she then
starts smiling seductively and...
Miaka: I've also brought some milk. (Opens up her shirt to reveal her soft,
white brassiere.) Would you like some milk?
Ash: (Overcome with horniness.) Why yes, I would like some milk, please.
Meanwhile, Shinji's walking through Downtown on the cool Autumn night.
He passes by Suncoast Video where the TV's are showing pictures of the past King
of Fighter tournaments.
Shinji: This is how it all started. The refueled hatred between Kusanage and
Yagami. The battle against Orochi. And everything else in between.
Sabrina: (Walking up to Shinji.) Videos that capture the past... Hold the key
to the future.
Shinji: Sabrina.
Sabrina: I thought that... when I left Tokyo... I would prove my strength around
the world as I did over there. But alas, you seem to be the stronger. I
must know more about you... about your body...
Shinji: (Sweatdropping.) I see.
Sabrina: Please, come with me.
Miaka grabs some chocolate syrup from her bag and drops some on her
breasts. Ash goes on and licks around her nipples where the syrup is, causing her to
moan in pleasure. She then proceeds to remove her soft white undies and spreads
the syrup over her pussy. Ash is about to lose it mentally. Miaka then beckons him
to attack her with his tongue. He brings her crotch up to his face and proceeds to
do so. Miaka moans a bit louder as he licks his tongue all around and into her pussy
with lovingness and ferocity. Soon Miaka bucks his face wildly as she comes all over
his face...
Shinji is at Sabrina's place, with Shinji on her couch and Sabrina on top of
him. She moves her body close to his as she tries to understand him more through
her psychic powers. She kisses him deeply in the mouth, their tongues dueling with
each other. Sabrina rubs her sweet legs over his crotch, creating a painful hard-on.
Sabrina: I can feel it, Shinji. Such an immence power emanating from you...
Shinji: That's only because you're all over me, Sabrina.
Sabrina: So, what would you like to do first?
Shinji: Well, how about a 69 then?
With that, Shinji lies on the couch as Sabrina moves all over him. He sees
under her skirt to find her wearing luscious red strawberry panties along with her
purple stockings. He moves the underwear aside and starts attacking her pussy with
his tongue. Sabrina, starting to feel his warmness, manages to pull his big monster
from out of it's hiding and proceeds to get friendly with it. She first licks along it's
length, then she licks around his balls. Next she bravely takes half of his length into
her mouth and, with unrivalled strength, sucks on it. For Shinji that was it. He was
moaning in pain, trying to stifle it with her pussy. Sabrina was incredible, but he
had to hold on.
She decided to stop sucking on him for a while so she can give Shinji a chance
to make her come. With that out of the way, he puts all of his effort into his
actions. Finally, Sabrina moans out loudly as she comes like a flood onto Shinji's
face. He tries to swallow as much of her as possible. And while he was at it, Sabrina
goes back onto his cock. He couldn't hold out forever; her pussy, her strawberry
panties, her leggings covering her thighs, the incredible suction of her mouth. He's
done for. He explodes, sending his sperm up into her mouth for her to swallow.
And she casually, seductively swallows it with extreme pride.
Ash: Miaka, I want to come into you so badly.
Miaka: Relax, baby. Let me do all the work. (Places his now free cock into her
wet pussy for him to fuck.)
Ash: Oh Miaka. Your face, your school outfit, your thighs, your pussy. I
just wanna come all over you!
Miaka: Now-now, Ash. You can only pick one. Which will it be?
Ash: Your... Your... Your thighs.
Miaka: Okay, baby. Tell me when you're close.
Miaka continuously slams onto Ash's cock with her brute strength, causing
both of them to moan in pleasure. She comes over to kiss him deeply in the mouth
as she slides his cock into her.
Ash: Miaka! Now! NOW!!
With that, Miaka pulls out his cock and grabs a mighty hold on it; jerking
him off and rubbing him along her thighs. He explodes violently as his cum
splotches along her right thigh, then her left. But Ash is totally out of it; he can't
stop coming. His seed makes a big mess all over her crotch and school uniform
dress.
Miaka: Oh Ash. That felt good, didn't it?
Ash: (Enormous smile on his face.) Yes. That felt real good.
Sabrina: (Kissing Shinji in the mouth.) Mmmmm. Did my juices taste good,
Shinji?
Shinji: Yes, it does. I guess what they say about dark women is true.
Sabrina: What?
Shinji: The darker the fruit, the better it tastes.
Sabrina: Oh, you.
Shinji lays Sabrina onto the couch as he places his member into her. He
slides it fully into her, stopping once to give her another deep kiss, then starts
humping her with full energy. Whilst he does her, he finds out that her eye color's
been changing. Why is that? Is it part of her psychic powers? Oh well...
He continues to slam it into her, her moans as loud and hollow as the raging
sea. But he feels it coming.
Shinji: Sabrina... I'm going to come...
Sabrina: Then take it out... (Undoes her bra.) And come on my tits...
He takes his wet cock out of her and moves upwards, bringing it near her face.
She rapidly jerks on his hard-on and caresses it between her nice C-size melons.
Finally, Shinji cries out her name as his cock ejaculates onto her chest and face. She
continues on mastubating him until his cock goes limp...
The next day, Packard Bell/NERV gets a new doctor. The security guards get
to meet him "last-hand."
Gendou: Good morning, friends and country members.
Security: GOOD MORNING, COMMANDER IKARI!!
Gendou: Ahem, yes... I like to congradulate officer Shinji Ikari for his team's
"default" win during AmeX ChaFT.
Jin-e: Way to go, kid!
Kenshin: The odds seemed impossible, but you've survived another battle de
gozaru.
Shinji: It's only in it's fourth round, guys...
Gendou: But I have some news today. One of our famous nurses, Megumi
Takani, was found to be a spy. (Everyone goes into shock. It was
somehow like their job to find out situations like this.) Now, I'm not
going to blame any of you. It was even impossible for my second in
command to find her out. But today we have a new medic.
Kaji: Hello, my friends! My name is Kaji Ryoji and I will be your new
bandage supplier. (Steps up to Kamatari with a wolfish grin.) I like to
get the chance to know each and every one of you. Especially you, my
cutie.
Kamatari: Oooohh! What a handsome man you are. It's such a shame that I'm a
guy.
Kaji: (Gets bewildered.) Uhh... Yes... You are... [OH NO!! I'M IN
ANOTHER CIRCUS!!]
[Jesse: Someone who's as pissed off as you will never get a real boyfriend!
(SMACK!!) ]
[YuiH: Well, someone with fasion sence like yours will never get a loving
boyfriend! (SMACK!!) ]
Makoto, Hyuga, and Naoko (from within the MAGI) are still watching Jesse
and Yui "Bitch-Slap" each other.
Makoto: I guess bitchbattles cease for no one. Right, Hyuga?
Hyuga: I saw a bitchfight between King and Mature, dude. This lasts way too
long.
Naoko: (Eating a banana(?) ) Man! You gotta watch these all-nighters...!
End of Assignment 4
(Finally!)
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Characters from: Belong to:
Neon Genesis Evangelion Gainax, ADV Films
Mysterious Play TV Tokyo, Shogakukan, Pioneer
Pocket Monster Nintendo, Summit Media Group
Wandering Kenshin Shuseisha, Sony
All other characters belong to their respective owners and companies.
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Assignment 5 Preview
Yurika: Hello-hello! This is Yurika Misumaru! Our apologies for giving you a
long lemon fanfic! We promise to make the next one shorter next
time!
Shinji: Since Kiddy Phenil has some work to do over in Tokyo, Yurika takes
the place as the head security officer. But she is... Just... TOO... BIG
for the role!
Yurika: Big? Why, I'm not big at all! I mean the only things big about me is
my intelligence, my good people skills...
Akito: And your breasts.
Yurika: My bre... Oh.
Shinji: Chikai! Oushin Senkan Hakusho! "Oh, You Shine Alright!" Grab a
loved one and read it with love.