Yup... One of _those_ deals...

I've recently had a latent idea that just wouldn't stop bugging me...

It started with an ominous character idea... mixed with BSSR plots
replaying themselves in my mind, and the fact that I'm sitting in a
rather comfy chair at the moment...

Well, it rapidly decayed from there. ^_^

Anyway, since it developed to a larger point than a simple idea (read:
more than 10k), I figured that I might as well send it along...


Kosh: And so it begins...


&&&[Begin Rather Odd Idea]

[Scene, planet Friezasei, Frieza's installation, guys in armor walking
around, and there is a short, puffy-black-haired man with a tail in the
same type of armor and a blue jumpsuit and wearing a scouter thinking
about something. From the grave look on his face, it _has_ to be something
important.]

Vegita(arms folded, looking down): Vegitasei... destroyed? It... cannot
be... (slams his hand against the wall in disbelieving frustration,
**DENTING** it)

(An even shorter four-eyed, green-skinned guy walks up, obviously coming
to gloat)

Goldo(smirk): Hey, I heard your entire race got blown up. (snickers) Looks
like sayajins aren't so tough after all, huh?

Vegita(eyes burning as he looks down at him): Get. Lost. Frogface.

Goldo(folds arms): _Them_'s almost fighting words... (smiles) But you know
that you're no match for my power. And if you fight me, then you'd have to
deal with the rest of the Ginyu force...

Vegita(clenches his teeth, then frowns as he looks past Goldo to see
Raditsu and Nappa (Kappa?) toying with something on the other side of the
room): Raditsu! Nappa! Get over here, NOW.

(The two other sayajins quickly and dutifully obey, as they let go of the
object they were examining: A blue cat with a lighter-colored face and
underbelly. It quickly floats (levitating) to a more secure position and
looks at Vegita)

Cat(thinks): I sense something from... (frowns) That can't be right... (it
floats away, deep in thought)

Raditsu(standard badguy fascinated grin... but a worried look in his eye.
Don't want to get Vegita upset...): What?

Nappa: Heh. That was a funny little thing back there...

Vegita(eyes narrowed): Nappa!!

Nappa(snaps to attention): Uh, yeah?

Vegita(points in frustration at Goldo... then relaxes after a moment and
smiles): I would like you to see what a truly great example of a fighter
looks like.

Goldo, Raditsu, Nappa(frown): Huh?

Vegita(calmly moves behind Goldo, hands resting gently on Goldo's
shoulders): Yes... Gordo... Goldo is the newest member of the Ginyu
force...

Goldo(relaxes, assumes a gloating posture): That's right!

Vegita(smile deepens): A warrior like Goldo would never, _ever_ consider
letting his guard down... Like now.

(Vegita's expression becomes forceful again and he boots Goldo deeply into
the wall on the other side of the hall)

Goldo(squelches out of the indentation): Vegita... you'll... pay for that!

Vegita(smirks): Right, of course you will. Goldo, both you and I know that
the only reason why you were put on the Ginyu force was because Frieza
felt _sorry_ for you. You couldn't fight if your _miserable_ life depended
on it!!!

Goldo(narrows eyes): NOW yer gonna get it!!! (starts to power up)

Raditsu, Nappa(take up defensive postures, ready to move out of the way)

Vegita(still smirking)

(A small individual floats by in a carrier)

Frieza(reprimandingly): Goldo...

Goldo(not powered down): What?

Frieza: Leave him alone. (to Vegita) Come, there is a planet I'd like your
assistance with (floats off)

Vegita(bows): As you command, great Frieza. (shoots a victorious grin at
Goldo, and follows Frieza off)

Raditsu: There goes a brave man...

Nappa: Yeah... Prince Vegita knows how to handle 'em...


Cat(floats nearby, looking speculatively around a corner)

[New scene: Queen Beryl in her throne room, hordes of loyal youma nearby]

Beryl: We will soon be ready to revive Queen Metallia, but in order to do
so, we will be needing energy... lots of energy-

[A flash of lightning, a portal opens, and Dr. Gero steps out, followed
by an android of curious workmanship...]

Beryl(frowns at the intrusion, stands): Who are you?! What is the meaning
of this?!

Gero: Me? (smiles) My name is Doctor Gero... I am here to... aid you in
your plan to drain energy.

Beryl: Aid me...?

Gero: Yes... Your plan to use _humans_ to acquire energy is... comical.

Beryl(glares): Comical...? Jadeite, come forth!!!

Jadeite(appears, bows): Yes, Queen Beryl. My plan to-

Beryl(gaze not breaking with Gero's): Destroy these insolent intruders!

(Jadeite nods and attempts to comply... but is summarily vaporized by the
android)

Beryl(agape): Nephrite! Zoicite! Kunzite!

(All generals appear)

Beryl: Destroy them!

(Blam, squish, BLAAAAAAAM!!!)

Gero(shakes his head): Such a waste of perfectly good subjects...

Beryl(raises her staff, powers up, fires bolts of lightning... that don't
get anywhere, as they are impacting against a spherical barrier around
her. Her youma back off)

Gero(puts away a device): I can do this with, or _without_ you...

Beryl(lips tremble, then she sighs and sits): Very well... what do you
propose?

Gero(details a plan about using much more powerful prey to get VAST
quantities of energy from...)

Beryl(interested): Really?

Gero(nods): I already have one in place... (summons a viewscreen) Would
you care to see a demonstration?


[New scene, Vegita's quarters, Frieza's ship on the way back home. The
door slides open and Vegita walks in, his armor pockmarked and his scouter
missing]

Vegita(wipes the faintest trail of blood from his mouth): Heh... barely
worth making a fuss over. They hardly put up a fight... (he slumps to his
high-tech bed, breathing raggedly)

(A drawer opens and the cat from earlier floats out)

Vegita(eyes snap open, moves into a ready position... then looks
disappointed when he sees the cat): Hmph...

Cat(VERY worried): I... wasn't sure the last time I saw you, but I am now.

Vegita(cocks an eyebrow): Oh, so you can talk...

Cat(hesitant): Yes... There is something you need to know. (does a
backflip and a pink-screened scouter plops down to the bed) And... you
will need this.

Vegita(recognizes the need for a scouter, had already put it on, feeling
nothing odd about it): Oh, so Frieza has a new supply ferryer... Thank
you... (tone that would have Judge Dredd and the Terminator quaking
in their boots) Now, GET. LOST.

Cat(cowers): Errrrrr... Yes, well...

Vegita(eyes narrowed): Do you have a hearing problem??? (holds up a hand)

Cat: NO! (pushes a button on the wall, the door opens, and the cat exits.
Quickly)

Vegita(expression... tones down. Doesn't soften, exactly): Finally... some
time to... (scouter beeps, produces a number) What!? Seventy thousand!?
(jaw drops) This scouter _has_ to be malfunctioning...

(An alarm sounds) [Battle Stations. Battle stations: we are under
att#@@#$@!] (signal frizzes out)

Vegita(decides that he may as well assist in the defense against...
whatever it is)

[New scene, an android sucking the collective life out of the many
high-powered warriors around... There is a hole in the hull, through which
the android entered. A forcefield guards against the vacuum outside...]

(A cat peers fearfully around the corner)

(BLAAAAAM!!! Vegita sends a blast in, disrupting the draining, and the
warriors collapse to the floor)

Android(looks to Vegita): New target... Locked.

(The android sends out an electric-like shockwave, which is fast and
powerful enough to catch Vegita in it)

Vegita(obviously overpowered, but defiant): AAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!

(The android, having taken all it feels it needs from Vegita, stops. Vegita
drops to the floor, eyes bulging in disbelief)

Vegita(struggling): No... this... is not... possible.... I... am Vegita...
the strongest warrior in the universe!!! (crawls a little, and continues
to struggle along even without the energy to really do anything...)
GRRRR...

(The android turns away, ready to exit...)

(BLAM!!! Vegita sends another blast at it, however ineffective...)

Android(turns back): Terminate threat... (blasts Vegita, through a wall
into another section of the ship. The blast not only... blasts, it also
has a rather excruciating near-electrocuting effect)

Cat(gasps, follows Vegita through the break)

[New scene... The hallway Vegita had been blasted into. Vegita is...
sizzling. His armor is cracked in several places, the shoulder plating has
been blown off... The scouter is still intact, though.]

Vegita(weak growl, attempts to get up): I... will not be.... I cannot
be... (slumps back to the floor) Aaaa... (begins a new effort) No... NO...
(slumps back down) This is...

Cat(VERY nervously): Umm...

Vegita(turns and looks at her through bloodshot eyes): WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

Cat: I... er... know a way to defeat it!

Vegita(EVIL look): SPEAK UP, THEN!!!

Cat(**FIDGETING**): Say... just say... (takes a deep breath) Vegitasei
Crisis, Make Up.

Vegita(incredulous): VEGITASEI CRISIS MAKEUP!?!?

[The biggest, most extravagant, most special-effects driven transformation
sequence you've ever seen...]

Super Sailor Vegitasei(gasps as she looks down at herself, then over to
the cat, and narrows her eyes. She stands.)

Cat(trembles): P-please don't kill me...


(Super Sailor Vegitasei: An introduction to 'her' appearance.

Ever wonder what Vegita would look like as a girl?

No, really. Have you?

...

...

...

Good, neither have I. It causes brain trauma and plays havok with one's
circulatory system.

But, if you REALLY want to know, 'she' wears a Super version of the
standard Sailor Senshi fuku, using Super Sailor Chibimoon's colors and
design.

'She' wears a pink-glassed scouter, and has a standard puffed-up blonde
super sayajin hairstyle.

Get 'her' to stop scowling, which is plainly impossible, and she would
actually look rather cute.

A warning: 'She' has a direct linkup to the powers held on the planet
Vegitasei, the sayajin homeworld.

Analysis: Be afraid. Be _very_ afraid.)


SSV(**MAD**, flaring up, bows whipping wildly): WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU
FLEE-BITTEN-

Cat(cowers): Um, er... inapastlifeyouwereaprincessofyourhomeworldandnow
(takes a deep breath) youaretheSailorScoutoftheplanetVegitaseitodefend
againsttheevilworksofQueenBerylandDoctorGerotherobotyoujustfoughtwas
theweakestofthebunchandnownotevenFriezacouldlastlongagainsthem!!!
(deep breath) Pleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleasedontkillme!!!

SSV(narrows eyes): I see... (turns toward the break in the wall) Fine!
I will kill you later. (walks through the opening)

Cat(breaths a sigh of relief, and looks around for the nearest hiding
place)

[Scene: The section of the ship that has all those drained warriors lying
around.]

Android: Mission complete. Returning-

[Forceful, ANGRY female voice]: Not so fast...

Android(turns to the source): New target...

Super Sailor Vegitasei(posing): I am Sailor Vegitasei! (new pose) I fight
for Love and Justice! (yet another pose) Frieza's warriors deserve a
better fate than being drained by a sniveling lowlife like _you_. (another
pose, this time a cute one) And on behalf of the planet Vegitasei, (breaks
the mood with a horrific tone) I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!

Android(scans...): Target is-

(BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!! The
android is blasted through the hull, into space.)

Android(internally beeps): Retreat...

SSV(scowls): I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU YET!!!! (blasts outside, unaffected
by the vacuum, follows the fleeing android, cups 'her' hands in front of
her') Vegitasei Vengeance Stri... (chokes back the bile that's been rising
in 'her' throat for the past couple minutes) BIG BANG CANNON!!!!!!!

(Ever see a REALLY big energy blast? No, I mean a REALLY big energy blast?
This was bigger.)

SSV(clenches 'her' teeth): AND NOW TO FINISH YOU OFF! RAAAAAAAA!!!!
(energy blast intensifies even further)

[Scene: Queen Beryl's throne room]

Beryl(coughs, wide-eyed): Im...pressive, but... you... you still failed.

Gero(waves her off): That was only the first in a new line of advanced
cybernetic machines. My weakest, if you will.

Beryl: You have ones that are even... _more_ powerful?

Daanburite(speaks up from the crowd): If they're so powerful, why don't we
drain _them_?

Android(vaporizes Daanburite)

Gero(narrows his eyes): Do. Not. Ask. Stupid. Questions. Is that
understood?

Beryl(narrows her eyes, but backs up on her throne)

[Scene: Frieza and Captain Ginyu reviewing a recording of Sailor Vegitasei
in action]

Ginyu(notes the poses): What can I say? I like her style. She can _really_
strike a pose.

Frieza: Yes... Too bad all of the other monitors had been burned out...
I'd really have liked to see where she went... She would make an excellent
addition to our little group... (pause) Once her loyalties had been
properly... secured, that is...

(Door chime...)

Frieza(turns around): Enter.

(The door opens and Vegita, wearing a new, polished set of armor, strides
in and bows deeply. He is wearing a pink-glassed scouter)

Vegita(conceals a smile): You called for me, great Frieza?

Frieza: Quite... I saw how you fought that robot...

Vegita(almost nervous): Ah... you did?

Frieza(nods): It was a _shame_ that you were overpowered, though...

Vegita(relaxes): Well, I suppose one cannot _always_ be expected to win.
(thinks smugly) Except me...

Frieza(smiles): Despite that, though, you showed considerable
determination and power... That's why I'm promoting you to the Ginyu
Force.

Vegita(suppresses a scowl, thinks): THEM?! Utter weaklings to me now...
(smiles) Still, though, it would give me a chance to covertly eliminate
that frogface Goldo... (aloud) _Thank_ you, Master Frieza.

Frieza(deeper smile): Good. (motions to Ginyu to step forward) You know
Captain Ginyu?

Ginyu(steps forward, strikes a pose)

Vegita(flatly): Yes...

Frieza: He is your commander now.

Ginyu(nods): But before _I_ let you in... LET'S SEE YOU STRIKE A POSE!!!

Vegita('hmphs', grins, and strikes the best dang pose you've ever seen):
Is that sufficient, Captain Ginyu?

Ginyu(impressed): Welcome to the force!

[New scene, the Cat trembling in utter terror in a supply closet]

Cat: Okay... okay... That went well, considering... (deep breath) Now, if
I remember, there was also Sailor Chikyuusei, Sailor Nameksei... and
Sailor Friezasei... (relaxes) But first, a nap and a nice, stiff drink.
(passes out)

&&&[End Rather Odd Idea...]


And you know what the **REALLY** sad part is?

Someone's probably done this already... -_-;;;



Anyway, this is all just one __extraordinarily__ rough idea, probably not 
even to the draft stage...

There are most likely tremendous characterization problems all over the
place, dialogue and spelling errors... Script/prose debates... Only one
prereader got a quick storyline look over it (Thanks, Jason!), and I do
not have any immediate plans to continue it, but...

Comments, anyone? ^_^



As usual, C&C in any way, shape, or form is greatly appreciated...

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