[The camera opens on Mike and Zonker who are standing in front of a white
screen.]

Zonker: With all the votes tabulated we found that 100% of the people wanted
Uncle Duke to live!

Mike: Yay!

Zonker: Than again this means that 100% of people want a racist, drug
abusing, gun totting, greedy lunatic to keep on living.

Mike: Oh.... Gee, this is almost as bad as that Pinochet pledge drive we had
a couple years ago.

To be Continued...

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.