[The camera opens on Mike and Zonker who are sitting in front of a white
screen once]

Mike: Some of you might have said 'Hey why wasn't there any Doonesbury strip
yesterday?'

Zonker:Well, we've got an answer to that question.

Mike: It's all Bill Gates fault.

Zonker: Uh... Mike?

Mike: Yes, Zonker.

Zonker: Doesn't it seem like your  taking the stereotype that all computer
problems relate to Bill Gates so as to excuse our not doing a strip
yesterday is an insult to the intelligence of our readers?

Mike: What Zonker just said is also Bill Gates fault.

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.