Excuse me... Trying to jumpstart my brain here...

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the ultimate curse
a ranma1/2 spamfic
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	"Ranma and Akane's been gone for quite a while..." Daisuke noted. 
	"And Ucchan, too," Hiroshi added. "I miss taste-testing her 
okonomiyaki for lunch..."
	 Sayuri turned to them in surprise. "Haven't you heard the rumors?" 
Her voice toned down to a small whisper that was strangely heard through 
the classroom. "According to Gosunkugi, ever since Ranma and his friends 
have come back from China for a cure, there's been a lot weird noises 
coming from the Tendo Dojo every night. A lot of groaning noises---"
	Yuka hissed. "Not so loud..." She waved her hands frantically. 
"Someone might..."
	"GROANING NOISES AT THE TENDO DOJO?!?" Hiroshi not so quite yelled. 
"Do ya think that having that jerk's having an org---"
	Kuno crashed through the wall. "RANMA SAOTOME DID WHAT?!?" He 
ranted and waved his bokken in the air. "Has he taken the very fire that 
burns inside my beauteous Akane Tendo?!? And in such a deviant and 
perverted manner (with lots of other women)?!?" Lightning flashed all 
around him. "My Akane! I will save---"
	"Anyone call me?" Akane stepped wearily through the classroom door 
with dark circles around her eyes. "Sorry, Kuno-sempai, I can't listen to 
you right now. I haven't gotten any sleep lately, taking care of 
Ranma..." She slowly trod towards her desk and quickly fell asleep.
	Ukyo, in the same appearance as Akane, stepped in. "Gosh, my bones 
are aching..." 
	Nabiki stood in the doorway, yawning. "Oops... I'm in the wrong 
classroom..." she said sleepily. She turned around and swayed back to her 
classroom. 
	Kuno looked at the sleeping Akane and Ukyo, and gazed at Nabiki 
wandering aimlessly down the hall. "I have failed..." he moaned pitifully 
and began turning on the waterworks. 
	The rumors started spreading like wildfire. 

*****

	"Boy, that was weird..." Daisuke said as they walked towards the 
downtown district for lunch. "I mean Akane and Ukyo slept through every 
single teacher today. Even Miss Hinako."
	"I'm telling you..." Hiroshi pointed out. "Ranma's doing something 
to them, and most probably Nabiki, too."
	Sayuri nodded. "For a pervert like him, anything's possible..."
	Yuka bigsweated. "Come on... Ranma isn't like that. That guy's... 
well... kind of shy, you know. He isn't that forward---"
	"SHY?!?" they chorused. "Ranma?!? Shy?!?" they repeated 
disbelievingly.
	She smiled as they stepped into the Cat Cafe. "Well... It did take 
him long enough to finalize his engagements. Believe me, if he was indeed 
having an or-- ... well... you know... like that... -- wouldn't he like 
include Shampoo or someth---"
	"Ni hao... Welcome to Cat Cafe..." Shampoo said wearily as she 
stepped out. "So sorry... We closed right now, unless you want honorable 
great-grandmother to serve you..."
	Yuka cringed as she noticed dark circles under Shampoo's eyes. "Wh-
-where are you going?" she stammered. 
	 "It Shampoo turn to take care of Airen..." she yawned. "It tough 
job, even for Amazon princess..." In a half-daze, she walked towards the 
general direction of the Tendo Dojo.
	"I... I don't believe it..." Yuka stared after her.
	"We told you so..." the others nodded their heads in unison. 

*****

	"Are you sure you would want to do this?" Yuka asked.
	"Well..." Daisuke replied. "I would like to know what's going on, 
you know..."
	As they turned into the street facing the Tendo Dojo, they noticed 
something in the distance. With a startled gasp, they broke off into a 
mad dash to the familiar wooden gate. Kasumi was slumped there, still 
holding the broom that she was using to sweep the sidewalk. 
	"Kasumi?!?" Yuka yelled, helping her to her feet. "You, too?"
	Kasumi stirred, and she looked pale and wan. "I'm so tired..." she 
moaned. "But I still have to clean the yard, and cook and take care of 
Ranm---"
	Daisuke cut her off. "Kasumi, what's going on here?"
	"Oh..." she yawned. "Poor Ranma... Ever since he's been back from 
China, he's been like this... It's a wonder he's managed to control 
himself after he fell into the spring of..." She was nodding off. 
	"Spring of what, Kasumi?" Hiroshi asked. A horrible image of 
overgrown tentacles came to mind, and nubile young females, and groaning, 
fluids springing from... 
	He began to nosebleed. 
	"She's asleep..." Daisuke said, noticing Kasumi's soft snore. In 
silence, they carried her to the living room, and laid her down on a 
futon. From above, bumps and groans were heard, as well as Shampoo's high 
pitched... something...
	Sayuri cracked her knuckles, a powerful blue aura building around 
her. With an angry yell, she stomped to the stairs that lead to the 
second floor. "I'M GOING TO GIVE RANMA A PIECE OF MY MIND!!!" she 
screamed. "I WILL KILL HIM!!!"
	"Hey!" Hiroshi dashed after her. "Can't this wait? I'm going to go 
home and get my camera."
	
*****

	"PERVERTS DESERVE TO DIE!!!" 
	Sayuri's mad dash halted at the door to Ranma's room. The others 
bumped against her. "What did ya stop for?" Hiroshi asked. 
	Yuka pointed a trembling finger at the foot of the door.
	"Dooonnn't gooooo iiinnn thhheeeerreeeee...." Soun and a panda 
moaned like a couple of ghouls (and looked like them, too). "It's 
hoooooriiiibleee..." they groaned as they barred the door with their 
bodies. The moaning was more intense now, a terrible noise that couldn't 
be identified. 
	Daisuke looked green. "This is sick..."
	Yuka shook her head and closed her eyes. "I can't go in there... 
Please, why don't we just...?" 
	Hiroshi and Sayuri turned slowly to them. With a coordinated swipe, 
they pushed the two fathers aside. 
	"NO!!!" Yuka and Daisuke screamed. 
	"This I gotta see..." Hiroshi said as he opened the door. 
	A bright light streamed from behind, as well as a massive blast of 
wind. For a moment, Yuka and Daisuke were blinded, but suddenly, the gust 
of wind and the light was cut off. 
	Daisuke opened his eyes slowly, and saw Hiroshi and Sayuri looking 
at them as they stood in front of the now closed door, their hair 
standing on end. "It was terrible..." they blabbered incoherently. "There 
were whips and handcuffs and snakes and ladders and elephants and 
antelopes and rabbits..." They slumped to the ground in shock. 
	"Hiroshi! Sayuri!" Daisuke and Yuka rushed to their fallen friends� 
side. "What was in there?"
	"Ranma, who else?" Shampoo said as she stepped out of Ranma's room. 
"Who did you expect, evil demon from very bad place down under?" She 
sighed at Hiroshi and Sayuri's pitiful state. "Mr. Tendo and panda warned 
not go in. Non-Amazonians always so unused to sight of Ultimate Curse of 
Jusenkyo."
	"What curse?" they asked.
	Shampoo pointed at the sign posted on the door. "You no read? Ranma 
victim of Ultimate Curse of Jusenkyo:"
	She took a deep breath, as if the name of the spring was a curse 
itself to fear. "Ranma fell into Jusenkyo cursed spring of Drowned 
Jusenkyo Cursed Springs. Very tragic legend of very bad mix-up. It very 
hard to take care of him. You understand now?"
	Yuka and Daisuke could only nod their head. 

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