Well, Happy New Year to everyone from New Zealand, first country to see it.
Its the third hour 
of 1999 and I've already got some new ideas. None of which I will ever work
on (I PROMISE!)

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Final Fantasy VII / Ranma

	What happen's when Scion of the Anything-Goes School of Materia Arts,
Cloud Stryfe 
returns to Nerima to honor his family debt. Well, first he get's engage to
the fierce Tifa 
Lockheart,  that was a promise made by his father long ago. Then the
beautiful Aeris 
Gainsborough shows up, also with a promise from his father. And of course
there's Yuffie, 
she only after Cloud's Materia, any way she can get them.
	Of course Barret, Tifa's overly violent father, has things to say about
Cloud messing 
around. Marlene, Tifa's enthuastic little sister does her best to help out,
and the eldest sister
of the three, Shera, has a crush on Doctor Cid.
	Aeris also brings her own problems, in the form of an over protective
admire by the name
of Vincent. Deformed by cruel experiments, he cannot truely express his
love to Aeris, but hates
seeing her hurt by Cloud's messing around.
	Yuffie is not alone in her quest. She is aided by a stuffed cat riding a
mog. Cait Sith it 
calls itself, and it is the most annoying thing you have ever met.
	Add to this mess a slight gender problem Cloud has had ever since that
Mako dip he took,
Rufus and Scarlet Shrina, the love obessed brother and sister. Stur well
and allow to simmer until
it explodes.

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Final Fantasy VII / Three's Company

	Introducing Aeris Gainsborough and Tifa Lockheart, two girls with a
problem. They can't afford
the rent. Thankfully there's a spare bed room. Unfortunately they probably
should have rented it to
a man, namely Cloud Stryfe. What will apartment manager Barrett do if he
finds out his two lovely
female lodgers are living with a man? Who is crazy uncle Cid? And where did
Cloud get his key 
item "Silk Panties"?

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Shorties....

Ranma / Ghost In the Shell

	Give the Ranma crew Fuchikoma's and ghost hacking software and watch the
bits fly. I 
shudder to think about it. Shampoo hacking Akane's ghost to make her leave
Ranma. Nabiki
downloading Ranma's sensory data to sell it. The possibilities are endless.


Patlabor /  BGC

	"AHH! YOU SCRATCHED ALFONSE, MY HARDSUIT!" Blam, blam, blam. 
	Missiles, murders and misfits.

Dirty Pair / FF7

	Tifa and Yuffie are the Lovely Angles. Shrina never knew what hit them.
	Neither did Avalanche.

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Okay, so I'm tired. I've been at a party since last year. So sue ME!
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Rarstarr,
David Farr
http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~djfarr/
djfarr@ihug.co.nz