Jeremy 'Loki' Blackman wrote:

[digs out from under Shogo work-stuff and delurks long enough to post
something briefly...]

On Fri, 18 Dec 1998, Ratbat wrote:

Do they have them there? As in the store-bought, do-it-at-home
variety? (Yeah, I've got a gaping great plot hole I gotta save...)

Frightening enough, not only do they have them... but they apparently
have, believe it or not, SAILOR MOON brand home pregnancy tests.  I kid
you not.  A home pregnancy test with Usagi and Mamoru on it.

Whole new meaning to the term "Rabbit Test", huh?

Or to the euphemism "The Rabbit Died".

<Mental Image>
Usagi's been feeling ill, so her friends get her and perform (because
she is mentally unable to do so) a pregnancy test on her.

Minako breaks the news to Mamoru, as Usagi is far too freaked out
emotionally.
"Ummm, Chiba-san? The...uh...rabbit died."

Mamoru enters terminal angst.
</Mental Image>
It almost deserves the full spamfic treatment, but I don't have the
willpower right now.
-- 
David Siegel
dhs28@columbia.edu
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There's a moral somewhere in here. I'm absolutely sure of it.