This was inspired by an essay.  Thanks.
	And please, don't flame me for this...


Mary Sue
A  Spamfic By Ryo Hoshi


	Once upon a time there was a little girl named Mary Sue.  She was thought by
everyone to be the cutest, perkiest, and most lovely girl ever alive, and not
only that, she was the most virtuous girl ever to live.
	One day, however, a tentacle monster attacked.  The wise man of the village
said that if the monster was to be pacified, they must give it Mary Sue.
	So, with much crying and wailing, they staked Mary Sue -- who had agreed to
be sacrificed for the good of her village -- out in a field.
	As soon as they left, the tentacle monster came and took Mary Sue off to the
realm of tentacle monsters.  She was very happy there, and grew up to lead a
successful invasion of Earth.
	And, as before, all who knew her thought she was the cutest, perkiest,
loveliest, and most virtuous girl ever to live.  Neither she or the tentacle
monsters ever figured out why.


The End.


		--Ryo Hoshi