Alright, somebody's got to do a fic like this.

John Woo (Hard Boiled, Face/Off, Broken Arrow)

(Unit-01 being faced by the 18th Angel)

Chang, the 18th Angel: (in Cantonese) Our family doesn't appreciate you
killing 17 of our brothers.

Shinji: Am I supposed to care?

Chang: We don't overlook trespasses against our family lightly, you know. I
think it's time you were taught a lesson.

(somehow, Unit-01 manages to sneer)

(from the perimeter of the city, several other huge figures appear.)

Shinji: And who are these jokers?

Chang: May I have the pleasure of introducing Wong, our 19th brother, Lee, our
20th brother, and finally, Great Dragon, our 21st and eldest brother.

Shinji: (thinking to himself) Asuka's in no condition to fight�Rei was lost in
honorable sacrifice� I will avenge you, my friends!

Great Dragon: Get him, my brothers! (all begin to close in Shinji)

(Unit-01 pulls out two giant golden pistols loaded with AT-field piercing
rounds and begins strafing the area, using the buildings as cover.

The remainder of the Angels are superior gunfighters, but are no match for
Shinji's unparalleled marskmanship. Unit-01 pops in and out from behind
buildings, diving and rolling with both barrels blazing. The sound of glass
shattering and rounds being fired fills the air. Shards of luminescent glass
rain upon our combatants to the strains of "Ode to Joy."

Lee is the first to go down, several bullets ripping through his midsection.
Chang and Wong try to rush him from two directions, only to be both cut down
simultaneously by a bullet from each of Shinji's guns. Shinji holds his two
guns out in front of him, and both spent cartridges drop to the ground, the
clatter echoing through all of Tokyo-3.)

Great Dragon: It appears that you are finished, Shinji. (appears from behind a
building, gun leveled directly at Shinji's head) Your crimes against our
family will be repaid in full by the spilling of your blood. (begins to
squeeze trigger)

(sound of gunshot)

(Great Dragon falls to the ground, blood streaming from a hole in his
forehead)

(Shinji slowly puts his spare gun away into the hidden compartment in
Unit-01's arm. He looks at Great Dragon's body a long moment, and turns away.)

(credits)

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Raph: What� in the world was that?

Sam: Wow� that was cool! I like that one!