Here's some, sarcastic but eminently useful:
When posting stories to the FFML and begging for feedback, it helps >if 

you

remember to ATTACH the story you want feedback on.--G. Falconar
I wouldn't be so ticked, but it's happened three times in a row >now...

Thanks for informing me.  Really appreciate it.

But it's not my fault!  I'm innocent!!!
Seriously, I attached the text file before typing in my message abt pls 
give feedback.  Then I pressed send buitton (Stupid Hotmail!)  I swear 
on scouts' honour.  Oh wait, I've never been a scout.  You get what I 
mean.  To the best of my knowledge, I've only sent out one e-mail that 
contains both the text file and my message.  What happened?  Who knows?  
If only someone would tell me...

Thanks again,

Cass




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