This was kinda inspired by an idea for an Impulse/DBZ crossover.
<SHAMELESS PLUG> For those who don't know 'bout Impulse, it's a comic
published by DC.  It's about Bart Allen, who was rased in VR because he aged
faster then normal.  One of the side effects of this is that, well, he doesn't
think about the results of his actions.  It is, IMHO, very good and worth
reading. </SHAMELESS PLUG>

	Please excuse any slanderous statements about Acme.
	That said, their products are sh*t and you couldn't pay me enough money to
use anything they make.


Born Yesterday
By Ryo Hoshi

Prologue


	As usual, it started in your normal, run of the mill, and, moreover, average
as all get out mad scientist's lab.
	This one was, according to the label, a deluxe lil mad geneticist's
laboratory produced by Acme, patents pending, Caution: Do not test anything
you make on yourself, We take no responsibility for any monsters you might
create, Copyright 1998.
	Inside sat your average mad scientist -- though his ego was several time
bigger then normal -- leafing through a manual.  The cover said that it was
Advanced Genetics by Washu.
	"...there's gotta be something here on how to design a girl who's not just
beautiful, but powerful enough to take over the world for you..." he muttered.
	He flipped through the book for a few more minutes, tossed it onto the pile
of books on his left, and picked up the top book of the pile on his right.
	"...com'n...ah!"
	He jumped up, dropping the book to the floor, and started tapping keys,
pushing buttons, mixing chemicals, and laughing the patented (and copyrighted)
mad scientist's laugh.

	A week later, he was ready to start on his Grand Project To Take Over The
World And Sleep With A Beautiful Female Without Having To Drug Her.
	Inside the Acme All-Purpose Cloneing/Regeneration Tank lights went on and
liquids started flowing.  Soon, all the lights were green and all the dials
and levels were reading maximum.
	"Now...to start! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
	He pushed the button.  For a minute, he wondered if anything was happening,
and then all the alarms went off and smoke filled the room.
	Soon, however, the lab's air system kicked in and fans flushed the smoke out.
	Standing outside of the remains of the tank was a girl, soaking wet, naked,
and rapidly approaching the age of four.  She blinked at him for a few
seconds, and then vanished.  So did his lab coat and his door.
	He blanched as he realized that his experiment had escaped...and he'd yet to
brainwash her!

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	Well, there's the prologue.
	The rest of the story revolves around this girl and, for the record, there is
no plot planned as of now -- so far, it's just going to be one gigantic chase
scene, complete with hentais, megalomaniacs, and people who have no idea
what's going on.  The goal is to have as tangled a crossover as possible and
to have as many stupid fights as one can fit into a single fic...
	In other words, don't expect a plot, do expect one wild ride.

	Anyone who wants to help, email me privately.


		--Ryo Hoshi