Don't ask where this came from (I think it comes from Diskworld), & I may use
it later...

[Insert disclaimers here]


Making the Best of Things...
By Ryo Hoshi


	I cautiously slipped into the kitchen.  "Akane?"
	She looked up from the...whatever she was chopping and smiled.  "Oh, hello!"
	"Akane...um, about your cooking..."
	She darkened.  And I mean darkened.  "What about my cooking?"
	"Can I have some to take with me?  It isn't really edible, but it makes a
real good weapon...and an incredibly good threat..."  I took one look at
Akane's reaction and ran.


		--Ryo Hoshi