I'm posting this because I need C&C on it, NOT because its done.  Also
my mind has become a pile of goo and I need ideas.  All help would be
greatly appreciated.
Arigatou
Brandon



This is the only cross over I'll ever write�unless I find another good
Idea. In this one Ryoga convinces Mousse to spy on Ranma with him but on
the way there Ryoga gets Mousse lost. They end up in Pallet town and get
caught up in the whole Pokemon mess. Try and guess what happens�
None of these characters are mine and I don't really want them. They are
fun to write about though.
My life is a zoo!

Animal speech

"Pikachu! Go!"
The little electric mouse exploded out of the poke ball and launched at
its target. The aforementioned target, an eel like creature called
dratini, tried to dodge out of the way but was hit with an arc of
electricity and knocked to the ground.
Ash took his ball and tossed it at the stunned creature and watched it
get sucked in. The ball rocked around a few times before clicking shut.
"Yes!" Ash shouted. "I got Dratini!" He picked the ball up and proceeded
to dance around, shouting.
"Well you don't have to rub it in." Ashs red haired companion
deadpanned. "Besides, it's slimy." She shuddered.
"Well sorry." Ash said. "Besides I thought you'd like it Misty. You do
like water Pokemon." He held the ball close to her face and she backed
away. He stood up and patted pikachu on the head. "Good job."
"Pika!" it squeaked. Pikachu climbed up on Misty's shoulder and craned
its short neck to see the new monster.
Ash opened the sphere and Dratini spurted out in a flash of blue light.
It blinked its eyes a few times as to get its bearings. Ash bent down
close to it. "Hi." He said. "How are 'ya?"
Dratini blinked a few more times before slithering around Ashs leg and
nuzzling his thigh. "Tini!" it burbled. It sounded like a bell being
rung under water.
Ash laughed and looked over at Misty who was slowly inching away. "Go
say hi to Misty." He whispered.
Dratini slithered over and wrapped itself around Misty's arm. She
shrieked and Dratini nuzzled her cheek. "Hey that tickles." Misty
giggled. She then realized that Dratini was cute. She scratched it
behind its frill. "Hi." She said.
Dratini squeaked and slithered over to Ash. After perching on his
shoulder, it made quick friends with Pikachu.
Ash stood up and started walking down the path toward his house. "Hey!"
Misty shouted standing up. "Where are you going'"
"Home!" Ash shouted over his shoulder. "I need to say hi to my mom."
Misty trotted after him. "You still need to replace my bike!"

 "Where the heck am I now!" someone boomed in the distance.
Mousse recognized the voice instantly, seeing as he couldn't see. It was
Ryoga and he was lost again. Mousse slowly shook his head letting his
glasses fall down on his face. "I don't thing he'll ever get rid of that
problem." He mumbled to him self while he cleaned the last table.
Cologne smacked him upside his head. "And you are never going to get rid
of yours, duck boy. Now mop the floor!"
Mousse grumbled something that got him another hit upside the head and
went to get the mop bucket. On his way there he saw Ryoga stumble his
way into the storage room�from the vent. "What? How?" Mousse stammered.
Ryoga stood up and brushed him self off. "Damn you Ranma!" he shouted
shaking a fist in the air. "This is all your fault!"
"What did he do now?" Mousse asked from behind him.
Ryoga spun around in surprise. "Aaaaaghhh! How�Never mind."
"Well�" mousse asked anxiously. "What did he do? He had better not have
hurt my lovely shampoo�"
Ryoga put a finger on his chin. "He might have but he got me lost
again."
Mousse started to rave. "That wretch hurt Shampoo?! He must be punished
for�" Ryoga quickly cut him off.
"We have to get revenge on him!" he shouted.
Ryoga and Mousse raised their fists. "To the down fall of Ranma!" and
they stormed out of the room. After they were gone Shampoo walked in.
"Mousse! Stupid Mousse, where are you?" She shouted putting her hands on
her hips. She looked around the room and saw the hole in the wall the
two imbeciles left through. <They had best not hurt my Airen.> she
thought as she ran after them.

Mousse-duck realized something on their trip. Never let Ryoga lead the
way. Predictably they had gotten lost wet and beat up. Now he and p-chan
were in a very fowl mood. He had flown up and seen two things. One,
there was a town up ahead where they could get some hot water and two, a
very ticked Shampoo-neko was storming up the path. Needless to say they
had increased their pace but Shampoo-neko caught up with them rather
quickly.
Mousse you idiot! She hissed as she dissapeared into a cloud of pain.
She turned toward p-chan and hissed again. Your turn�
P-chan lowered him self to the ground and got ready to defend himself
but was distracted by some voices. Hold on. He turned around and saw and
Misty walking down the path. Uh oh. He and Shampoo-neko hid behind a
tree while Mousse was conciderably more stupid.
"Quack quack!" Mousse-duck said hoping Ash would understand him. However
he didn't.
"Huh? Whats that?" Ash asked. He grabbed his Pokedex and scanned though
it. "I cant find anything on that." He took a step toward it and reached
out a hand then used his better judgement and used his pokedex again.
Unknown pokemon. It chimed.
"Aha I knew it." Ash shouted. "Pikachu! Go!"
Again Pikachu charged toward another animal. His face met the dirt
suddenly as he tackled the duck to the ground. Sorry he said.
That hurt! Mousse quacked. Mousse duck developed a faint aura and tossed
all sorts of chains and stuff at Pikachu. The chains constricted until
Picachu passed out. Mousse-duck retracted the chains and began to stalk
off when he was hit in the back of the head with a ball. <This isnt
good. > he thought, as he was sucked into it.
Mousse! Shampoo-neko meowed. She charged out from behind the tree,
trampling p-chan in the process, and flew at Ash in a rage. You hurt
Mousse! She hissed. She whirled around his head leaving a few painful
scratches and jumped off.
Ash reached up and touched one of the wounds. It stung. "OWWWWW!" he
yelled. Misty finally caught up with him.
"Ouch!" she simpathised. "You OK?"
"I gotta have that Pokemon." He said while uncliping another ball from
his belt. "Pidgeyotto! Go!"
A rather large bird dove at Shampoo-neko and plowed her into the ground
rendering her unconscious. Se was easty to capture after that.
P-chan was seeing red. They had done nothing to this person yet he was
capturing all of his friends. He jumped out from behind the tree and
squeeled, a geyser of lava erupting from behind him. I'm going to kill
you! He charged pidgeyotto and in seconds it was s mass of twitching
feathers.  Then p-chan turned toward Ash.
"Eh heheh.  D-dratini go!" P-chan was more that startled by the lizard.
It looked puny and weak and�"Dratini!  Steam attack!"
�It hurt.  "Bweeeeeeaaargh!" Ryoga shouted.  "That was hot!"  Some how
he got his clothes back.
"What the!?!?" Ash shouted.  Misty fainted and he ignored her.  "You are
one funky Pokemon."
Ryoga got in his face.  "I'm not a Pokemon!  Now give me back my
friends."  Ash was too stunned to argue snd he gave Ryoga the two balls
containing Shampoo and Mousse and one other.  "Huh?" Ryoga asked.
Ash left dragging Misty with him and mumbling something about weird
pokemon and quitting while Ryoga opened the strange pokeball.  "Whats
this?"  In a shot of white light a small cat sprung out.  "Meowth!" it
said while hugging his leg.
Ryogas face broke into a grin.  "Now Ranma, I have you."  As he opened
the other balls and continued on his way he didn't notice the cloud form
over head.
The end?