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Hibiki Family Reunion


Hibiki Kennou looked at the man sitting in front of her. He looked to be
about in his late twenties and was wearing a karate gi. They were sitting
across from each other at a green picnic table in a nice secluded park.
They had yet to say anything and Kennou fingered the invitation in her hand
and said,"And you might be?"
"Hibiki Dan," the man said quickly.
Kennou said,"So, were you the one who sent me this invitation to a 'Hibiki
Family Reunion'?"
"Of course not! I got an invitation just like it!" Dan said while pulling
out a slip of paper indentical to the one Dan was holding.
Kennou looked at it and hmmmmed.
Dan said,"Well, who do you think called this stupid thing? I have to go
fight in a match in twenty minutes."
Kennou raised an eyebrow and said,"Uh, you're going to fight dressed like
that?"
Dan looked at his gi and yelled,"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW PINK IS A VERY MASCULINE
COLOR!!"
As she was about to respond Kennou heard someone yell behind her "Where the
hell am ?!"
Turning around Kennou saw a teenager walking around with a backpack strapped
to his shoulders. What really caught her eye was the slip of paper that he
was looking at.
Kennou shouted and waved for the teenager to sit with them. When he caught
site of them the teenager walked over their picnic table.
"Lemme guess your surname is Hibiki, right?" Kennou asked.
Blinking the teenager replied,"Yes... Hibiki Ryouga. But how did you know
that?"
Kennou and Dan held up their invitations and Ryouga 'ohhed'. They all sat
down at the picnic table and Ryouga asked,"So, how are we related?"
Dan said,"We're not. This was probably some prank by a stupid kid."
"Why would you think we're related? We've never met before," Kennou said.
"Exactly. My family... my family always..." Ryouga could barely get the
words out.
"Your family always what?" Kennou asked.
"My family always gets lost! I thought that maybe you would be my cousins or
something like that," Ryouga said.
Kennou blinked and started to laugh.
Ryouga looked at her and said,"What?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! You're family
gets lost all the time! HAHAHAHAHA!" Kennou nearly rolled off the chair.
Ryouga boiled with rage at how she laughed at him.
"Bitch," Ryouga said ever so quietly and instantly regretted it.
Kennou stopped laughing and said,"What did you say?"
Ryouga begin to speak in gibberish,"Well... I didn't... mean... very sor-"
but was cut off as he found a fist firmly planted in his face.
Kennou pulled her fist away from Ryouga's face and expected him to topple
over, but was surprised when he just said,"Ow."
She couldn't believe it. He hadn't moved an inch when hit with her strongest
punch. No human could do tha-
"You're an android!" Kennou shouted.
Ryouga blinked and said,"What?"
Kennou jumped away from her seat out onto the grass.
"I don't care if you're an android! I don't care if Hiroshi made you! YOU
were the one who sent that invitation! I could have spent this day making
money! For making me lose a profit you will pay the price!" she shouted all
this and then got into a fighting stance.
Ryouga looked at her and then it all clicked.
There was only one girl who would mock his sense of direction like that.
There was only one girl who could punch like that. There was only one girl
who would pull a trick like this on him.
"RANMA! PREPARE TO DIE!" Ryouga shouted before he charged Kennou.
Dan looked on as the two exchanged blows and began to think.
<If I could beat those two at the same time then I would be able to beat
Sagat! I must test my skills now!> With that Dan Hibiki charged the two
combatants ready to see how well he could fight.
Two seconds later Dan tried to pull his head out of the ground.
Ryouga sent a roundhouse kick aimed at Kennou's head while yelling,"Take off
that disguise and die like a man Ranma!"
Kennou dodged the kick and hit Ryouga in the chest with three jabs.
"First admit that you're an android!"
Dan managed to pull his head out of the ground and saw that that Ryouga had
punched Kennou knocking her across the field.
Running up to the lost boy Kennou prepared himself. Ryouga saw him coming
and stood his ground. Dan then shouted as he was a foot away from
Ryouga,"Gadouken!"
A ball of chi about the size of a soccer ball came forward from Dan's
outstreched hands and hit Ryouga in the face. The chi blast sent him
flying a few feet away from Kennou.
As he walked towards the fallen lost boy Dan said smugly,"Pretty impressive,
right?"
Ryouga got up from the ground and said softly,"Yes, very impressive..."
Dan grinned to himself.
"...You're much stronger than me..."
Dan's grin grew even wider.
"... I'm nothing..." there was rumbling and Ryouga held out his
hands,"SHI-SHI HAKOUDAN!"
Dan stopped grinning. A chi blast the size of a wrecking ball rammed into
him knocking him unconscious.
Ryouga looked away from Dan and saw that Kennou had gathered her wits.He
shouted,"Rama! Prepare to-"
WHAM!
Ryouga went flying into the stratosphere as a shiny white car that had the
letter M on its hood slammed into him.
The driver of the car got out and said,"Oh, my God! What have I done!"
Kennou walked up to him and said,"Don't worry about him. He's probably fine.
You're a Hibiki, right?"
The driver of the car said,"Yes. Go Hibiki, I got an invitation to a Hibiki
Family Reunion."
"It was hoax," Kennou said then noticed the car Go had been driving."Nice
wheels."
Go looked at his car and said,"Yeah. I guess so."
"Probably worth a lot of money..." Kennou noted while eyeing the vehicle.
Go scratched his head and said,"Yeah, but I don't see what that has to do
with-" but was cut off as he found a fist firmly planted in his face.
Go immediately fell to the ground and Kennou was glad that he wasn't an
android.
After kennou drove away with the car the green picnic table morphed into a
small green man. The Impossible Man surveyed the damage around him and
said,"That was fun! Maybe next time I'll set up a magical girl convention!
Ah, I'm so bad!"


Kennou Hibiki was from My Dear Marie
Dan Hibiki was from Street Fighter
Go Hibiki was from Mach Go! Go! Go!
Ryouga Hibiki was from Ranma 1/2
The Impossible Man was from a bunch of old Marvel Comics

Ryoucilo
Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.