| 	Question:
| 		Who's Oscar?

Answer:

A name, pseudo- or otherwise, used by a Sailor Moon self-insert lemon writer
whose prose rivals Dr. Thinker's for incomprehensibility. At least
Thinker-san has a decent story under the garbled words most of the time;
Oscar wrote himself in as a hermaphrodite who fell in love which was
reciprocated, physically, by Artemis. The little white cat from Sailor Moon.
Oscar also wrote himself with Saiya-jin (sp?) powers, including the ability
to go Super Saiya-jin and throw Kamahameha blasts around, even though the
original Kamehameha was not only a Hawaiian king and a U.S. Naval vessel
(common MiSTing references, the both of them) but developed entirely on
earth. He also writes himself capable of attracting, a la Tuxedo Chris, the
affections of anything female and somewhat furry... including Artemis, who
somehow becomes a fully human girl along the line. I'm not even going to
speculate on that.

Wait a minute. Sick thought.

Aren't there sandpanthers on Sagussa? Sandpanthers which go into heat on a
regular basis?

*shudder* Pardon me while I try and swab out my brain... *shudder*

And on that pleasant image...

--G. Falconar, who thinks he's thought a bit too much about this thread...