Subject: Re: [FFML] The Returm of Oscar
From: pakman
Date: 11/2/1998, 7:57 PM
To: KiyoneChan@aol.com
CC: trikster@hotmail.com, PHPN65A@prodigy.com, ffml@fanfic.com



KiyoneChan@aol.com wrote:

In a message dated 10/31/98 9:29:44 PM Central Standard Time,
trikster@hotmail.com writes:

As the various members of the FFML write stories, flame each other,
 >and consume vast quantities
 >of SPAM, they suddenly notice a shaft of light appear in their midst.
 >A shape appears in the
 >light, and as it fades, they see a face they hoped never to see >again.
 >..

 suddenly a sence of impending doom desends.......

 > "OSCAR!!" Everyone yells. Indeed, the hermaphrodie cat molester
 >stands before them dressed in
 >an unfamiler jumpsuit.

 Friggin' smeg.. I had clairvoince...

 > "I thought you were dead!" One writer yells.
 > Oscar nods. "I was indeed dead. But through a miracle, I was reborn
 >to fufil a most holy mission!"
 > "What?" One writer mutters. "Write more fanfiction?"

 please not that.... anything but that....

 > Oscar shakes His/her head. "No! This is even more important. For I
 >have become.." Oscar points
 >at some numbers on his shoulders. ' *Daishi'cha*!" Oscar grins. "Now,
 >who wants to be thr father
 >of my child?"

 AAGGGGHHHH!!!! I TAKE THAT LAST COMMENT BACK!!! good think I'm not
 human......


 >
 >
 >
 >(Running for the hills)
 >

 No where is safe..... Except maybe Horseman HQ..



                                                             -Famine
                  Who has been scarred for the first time in 3
 centuries...


MOMMY MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOP, THE NIGHTMARES ARE ARE COMING BACK MOMMY
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP,
WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Please excuse me as I've only been a FFML member since the end of July But
..,..
Should I be AFRAID....