Subject: [FFML][MST][UY:TSY]Ran's Fanfic Theatre 2: It Takes a Spark
From: Steven Cornett
Date: 9/2/1992, 8:44 AM
To: MR WILLIAM R GEIGER
CC: ffml@fanfic.com
Reply-to:
cornetts@gemair.com

[As the smoke clears from the showing of "Reunions, Rememberings,
 and Returnings......]

RAN:[stepping down from the bridge] caauuugh, cauuugh.  Well,
    this is going to take a lot of work to clean up.[looks around]
    The blocker lemming must have totally disintegrated.  I don't
    see any pieces of lemming anywhere.

[From the ruins of the couch, we see a shuffling, then a snout pops
 out....a lemming!]
LEMMING: Bligh' me, that was a blast and a half.

RAN:[furiously grabbing at the critter's throat] WHY YOU STUPID 
     LEMMING.  HOW COULD YOU DESTROY MY LIVING ROOM LIKE THAT?

[We recognize the lemming as the blocker lemming from the last
 MST.  He's charred (RANs a little charred too.  And soaking wet.
Looks like her talk with Oyuki got a little heated!)]

BLOCKER: Well, I really don't have much control over that, ma'am.
         Whoever plays us controls all that.  And those lemmings
         not destroyed by that have to make due whereever they
         end up.

RAN:[sly grin forming] So that means you're stuck here, eh?

BLOCKER:[sweatdrops] Uh, Yes ma'am......eeeep

RAN: Well, I guess I have work for you.....Blocker Joe.

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[Begin opening theme - "Black Magic Woman" by Santana]

It's...Ran's Fanfic Theatre, episode 2

Now Showing: Urusei Yatsura - Tales of the Daishi'cha: "It Takes a
             Spark" by William Geiger

Ran, along with all other characters from Urusei Yatsura are the
creation of Rumiko Takahashi.  Rights held by Shogakukan (Japan),
and Viz (U.S).
Lemmings lifted from the games "Lemmings" & "Oh No: More Lemmings"
by Psygnosis, Ltd.  Blocker Joe the Lemming is a creation of 
Steven P. Cornett.

Comments, flames, grunts and loud noises to cornetts@gemair.com

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We open at a Kisaten, the famous Da Capo's Famous Songs cafe.  At 
the table is Ran and to her left is the lemming who blew up in the
last episode, the infamous BLOCKER JOE.  A cup of coffe is available
for both, and the usual supply of snacks you would expect for 
a talk show.

RAN: [at low volume] Talk about ending with a bang! [Realizes she's
     on] Konnichi-wa, and welcome to Ran's Fanfic Theatre, which due
     to unfortunate circumstances is now at a kissaten here in the 
     Tomobiki business district.

[See people drinking coffee, gabbing, and one or two raise the 'V'
 symbol in front of the camera.  Others raise one finger less. :-P]

RAN: Today we take up the prequel to the fic reviewed the last time.
     Thing of the last show as part two and this as part one.

BLOCKER JOE: Excuse me ma'am, but isn't that the reverse of the
             usual procedure.  I mean, aren't you supposed to 
             review the first story before the second.

RAN: In most cases but this gives us a chance to see the improvement
     in William Geiger's writting style since hopping into Fred
     Herriot's camp and taking up this...dubious...form of 
     fanfic endevour.

BLOCKER JOE: Would this perhaps be another love story?

RAN: Nope.  Remember when I said in any other TSY story you stood 
     an even chance of gunplay?

BLOCKER JOE: I do?

RAN: Consider this heads!  Battlesuits blazing, lasers firing, 
     destruction all around....Kind of looks like one of Benten's
     all night parties!  Deadly but not serious, like a bad 
     Gundum episode!  All this, in the following fic.

Urusei Yatsura - Tales of the Daishi'cha:  "It Takes a Spark"
by Robert Geiger
PHPN65A@prodigy.com

**** **** ****

WRITER'S NOTES:

1)This story takes place two years after "GFA Final:  The Last 
Farewell."  Why two years?  I rolled a 6-sided dice...^_^

RAN: Six sided Die?

BLOCKER: Is cast!

RAN: Cast a whammy on you in about a minute!

2)Everyone has returned to his/her respective planets during this 
time.  Thus the grouping of VIPs in the story.  Noriko and Kazumi were 
present at both battles against the Mikado and the battles against the 
Niphentaxians, however since I wrote this story late in the series, they 
were not mentioned.  Noriko is in the Heavy Missile Troop at the time of 
this story (Warsuits armed with ship-to-surface missiles for use against 
fortifications and spacecraft).  Kazumi is in the Anti-Aircraft Troop 
(Warsuits that use AAA [anti-aircraft artillery] and AAM [anti-aircraft 
missiles]).

RAN: In other words, in a race of girls with guns, these two got some 
     of the biggest!

**** **** ****

"Cho!" Noriko said, aiming a snap-kick at Kazumi.

The brunette Terran-born warsuit pilot blocked as her partner 
attacked.  "Kya!" Kazumi replied and aimed her fists towards Noriko's face.

BLOCKER JOE: "Cho" and "Kya!"?

RAN: The start of a match of strength between woman.  Less formal than
     a coffee table throwing match between Akane Tendo and our own 
     Shinobu, but with ritual all its own.

Noriko rope-a-doped, absorbing the blows by her forearms, when 
suddenly Kazumi, ducking under Noriko's guard, slams a fist into Noriko's 
ribs, causing her to inhale sharply.  Noriko responded with a headbut to 
Kazumi.  Kazumi staggered when another kick to the gut sprawled her onto 
the mat.  Noriko grinned and bounced on her feet.  Kazumi, grinning 
fiercely, sprung to her feet, spitting out some blood from her cut lip.

RAN: In the first sentence, change "slams a fist" to "slammed a fist".
     
BLOCKER: To maintain the tense of all verbs in the sentence.

RAN: Of course.

BLOCKER: What about the last sentence.

RAN: That works just as it is, since "grinning fiercely" describes her
     state at that moment, not what she does.

Both *daishi'cha* were training at the Warsuit Brigade's 
Headquarters and Support Squadron barracks outside Kyre'sha City.  
Befitting any military unit destined to confront the wide variety of 
operational conditions Sagussa's combat mecha legions would face, the 
Squadron's barracks were outfitted with a physical exercise facility with 
fully stocked weight lifting units, pools, physical therapy services and 
combat simulators.  Right now, Noriko and Kazumi, commanders of two of 
Yohko's saber troops, were sparring on a mat using the rather brutal Maui 
Thay martial art.  On the bleachers watching the two trash each other sat 
their brigade commander, Leona, two of the squadron commanders, Annapuma 
and Unapuma, and First Defence Squadron's ace of aces, Tita.  "If you 
didn't know better," the Fukunokami-born pilot said, sipping some water 
>from a bottle, "...you'd think they were the worst of enemies instead of 
squadron-mates."

BLOCKER JOE: Looks like we found a long paragraph that could be broken
             up!

RAN: Yes, I think you're right.  The sentences after the phrase "Right 
     now, Noriko and Kazumi," would stand on there own as a separate
     paragraph.

BLOCKER JOE: The paragraph looks like it contains two separate trains
             of thought.

RAN: That's why they should be apart.  The paragraph is the unit of 
     composition, containing a single thread of ideas.  The sentences
     before the phrase I mentioned describes the facility where Noriko
     and Kazumi are training.  The paragraph afterward returns to the 
     sparring match.

A sweat bead crept down Una's face, giving her away.  "Gossip in 
the HQ locker room," she replies, trying to sound nonchalant but failing.

"Bullshit!" Anna snapped.  She grabbed Una's cheek and tugged.  
"You've been going behind my back again, haven't you?"

BLOCKER JOE: In other words......

RAN: It looks like Unapuma been having a sparring session of her own
     with one of the sisters.  

BLOCKER JOE: Or both.

"No more then you!" Una latched onto both sides of Anna's face.  
"I saw you with that hussy Naru a week ago!  You were as sober as a judge, 
so don't give me that 'I had no idea what I was doing' excuse!"

RAN: Which wouldn't play very well on Sagussa anyway, given their
     moral stance that all encounters be mutually agreed upon.  

Both Leona and Tita rolled their eyes.  Anna and Una, despite 
their close resemblance to each other, were unrelated.  In addition, with 
the former's Echo Squadron based in Ly'sha and the latter's Foxtrot 
Squadron in Tere'na, they lived in an "open bond-mating," delighting in 
constantly sparring over each others' blatant affairs.  It was an old game 
that neither was tired of and used to add spice to their relationship.

RAN: The paragraph would be more effective if the first sentence stood
     by itself, as below:

Both Leona and Tita rolled their eyes.

Anna and Una, despite their close resemblance to each other, were
unrelated.  In addition, with the former's Echo Squadron based in Ly'sha
and the latter's Foxtrot Squadron in Tere'na, they lived in an "open bond-
mating", delighting in constantly sparring over each *other's* blatant
affairs.  It was an old game that neither was tired of, and added spice
to their relationship.

BLOCKER: That last sentence sounded different.

RAN: That's because in the original, there were two parts of the sentence,
     which should have similar form.  That means similar noun-verb structure.

RAN: In fact, it would be better if "was tired" was changed to "tired", 
     giving the sentence more ummph, like so!

It was an old game neither tired of, that added spice to 
their relationship.

BLOCKER JOE: But which spice, ma'am?

RAN: Cayanne pepper.  Or something so hot only an Oni would eat it.

Finally, both women stopped trying to reshape each others faces 
and retreated to their mutual corners.  After a while, Anna asked, "How 
was it?"

"Um...good," Una sweated a bit, not meeting her eyes.

"Hmm?!  Why are you so uptight?!  Anything go wrong?"

Una coughed.  "No!  Not at all.  It was...too good.  You know how 
I was sick a few days back?"

Anna nodded.  "I was completely wasted," her bond-mate continued.  
"We were at it all night.  It was the damndest thing!  I wasn't tired at 
all.  But the next morning after I left, I was wiped out...utterly drained 
and dizzy.  I went for a check up and the docs told me that I was 
suffering from complete exhaustion and ordered me to take it easy."

BLOCKER JOE: That's interesting.

RAN: Sounds like the reverse of a lifeforce drain.  The power seems
     to add stamina to another individual, causing them to burn out
     their own supplies.  When contact is separate, the receptor is
     left without the energy he had.

BLOCKER JOE: That's not like you lifeforce vampirism, is it?

RAN: Not in the least.  One kiss and the wind is out of your sails
     immediately!

Leona was in her office when Noriko and Kazumi arrived.  The 
office was a simple room with desk, chairs and filing cabinets.  A few 
pictures of Leona's friends and loved ones adorned the walls, including a 
big portrait of the brigade commander with her bond-mate Mokoto, adding a 
cheerful aura to the place.  Both warsuit pilots saluted when they entered 
and took seats when  Leona returned the salute.  Leona leaned back 
slightly.  "How would both of you like to transfer to a project developing 
a new kind of warsuit?"

BLOCKER: Would a futuristic society still have filing cabinets?

RAN: You would think it would have a server or something instead.  So 
     much for the paperless office. ;-)

Kazumi stretched and yawned.  It was getting late and she needed 
to get to bed to be ready for tomorrow.  She looked over at Noriko, who 
was studying the warsuit's systems on her labtop.  "Pinpoint defense 
systems, almost pure energy based weapons, dual lasers and pulse cannon, 
redirectible main shields, energy saber.  Hmm...definitely top of the line 
here."

BLOCKER: Shouldn't that be 'laptop'?

Entering, they found Misato, a psychologist usually assigned to 
watch over SDF personnel, already waiting for them.  "Glad you're here.  
Please follow me," Misato lead them into a room filled with all sorts 
equipment.  Assistants were warming things up. 

RAN: That should be "Misato lead them into a romm filled with all sorts of
     equipment."  

Misato shook her head. "One of the things we have discovered 
during initial testing, is the imprinting of one's *mei'na* signature 
because of the constant flow of psionic energy flowing between the pilot 
and the warsuit.   Each suit can only be used by the one it is made for 
unless the imprinting is  wiped out and the warsuit reset for the new 
pilot.  That would take someone who is a master psi-cyber specialist to 
accomplish or a facility like this one."

BLOCKER: That last sentence is a little rough.

RAN: Yes, the paragraph can stand some improvement.  The last sentence can 
     be structured in a more concise manner:

That would take either a master psi-cyber specialist or a 
facility like this one to accomplish.

BLOCKER: Couldn't the first sentence be clearer?

RAN: It might be better to say "One of the things we have discovered 
     during initial testing is that, because of the constant flow of 
     psionic energy flowing between the pilot and the warsuit, it's 
     necessary to imprint one's *mei'na* signature upon the suit.
     
And so the testing began.  It boiled down to having many wires 
connected to their heads and concentrating.  They were asked to exercise 
their inborn telepathic and empathic abilities.  At times, Misato took 
their hands to experience it personally.  Misato did this quite often.  
Her brow furrowed a lot and she took copious notes and talked to her 
assistants who ran tests and shook their heads, seemingly puzzled 
themselves.

BLOCKER: Here's another paragraph that could be improved considerably.

RAN: The last sentence in particular can be much more concise and 
     emphatic than it is.  Also, the sentences in the middle can 
     be pared down.  "Often, Misato took their hands to experience
     it personally." expresses basicly the same thing.

After one such episode, Misato cocked her head and addressed them 
directly.  "For the life of me, I've seen something in you two I've never 
seen before."

"Is something wrong?" Kazumi asked.

"I wouldn't call it 'wrong.'  Not at all," Misato answered.  
"You're doing excellently.  The 'problem' is that I've discovered 
something amazing. Simply put, you both possess a highly unusual bond.  It 
resembles a conduit, allowing psionic energy to flow between you in a sort 
of loop.  It unique since there is no special emotional bond like a 
bond-mating.

BLOCKER: Or sisterhood?

RAN: True, though as we find out their really old schoolmates....very old
     schoolmates.

The next day, Noriko and Kazumi found themselves in the main development
center for warsuits.  To the pilots' surprise, the Engineer Commander and 
the Armourer-prime were personnally overseeing the project.  "Glad to see 
you two," Ryuunosuke said, her eyes behind her ever-present sunglasses.  
"You know the drill for warsuit operations so I'll spare you the details.
Besides getting fitted for the warsuits and putting them through the 
paces, we'll be synchronizing you psionically with the suits."

Ryuunosuke gestured over to where two warsuits stood in partial 
completion.  Both seemed identical even though right now, the armour 
plating had not been installed.  Technicians climbed around the 
scaffolding and blue light arced from wielding lasers.  "Right now, let's 
get to the fittings," Ryuunosuke said and led the pair off.

*    *    *

The days that followed were gruelling, but both Noriko and Kazumi 
relished the challenge.  Ryuunosuke had them put into training warsuits 
which were adjusted to each pilot's frame and the results copied in the 
new warsuits command computers.  Then came the psionic synchronization.  
Misato arrived to transfer terabytes of data into the units.  Both Noriko 
and Kazumi wore electrodes attached to their heads which would serve as 
conductors for the psionic energy which would be directed to an amplifying 
unit which would then transfer it to different parts of the suit as 
needed.  Noriko and Kazumi needed to learn how do manipulate the energy 
with only their natural telepathic abilities.

RAN: The middle sentence could be tightened up to say "which served as
     conductors for the psionic energy, which was directed through 
     an amplifier unit to different parts of the suit as needed.

The next (and near final phase) was easier.  The now fully 
constructed suits were rigorously tested out in the field, gauging their 
unamplified and amped abilities while running, flying and firing their 
weapons.  Since Noriko and Kazumi had already gone through warsuit 
training, this part went quicker and they were soon ready for the final 
test.

BLOCKER: amped?

RAN: That might need to be 'enhanced'.  And the last sentence can end
     "this part went quickly and they were soon ready for the final
      test."

BLOCKER: That actually flows into the final sentence of this section
         better as well!

Space combat.

Noriko looked up at her warsuit.  It towered above her, the black 
armour gleamed dully in the light, glinting off the weapons dotting the 
surface.  "Today's the day," Noriko mused.  She brushed a hand through her 
newly close-cut hair.  The psi-helmet (for lack of a better word) worked 
better when there was less hair to get in the way, though both women had 
been very adamant and refused to be shaved completely bald.

RAN: Couldn't blame them.  War may be hell, but it shouldn't require total
     baldness.....

"Both Noriko and Kazumi are ready to launch," Ryuunosuke's voice 
came over the speaker to the bridge.

"Good!" Benten, here to oversee the tests, nodded.  "Have all 
ships clear the area.  After they launch, prepare to launch the drones."

BLOCKER: Are your friends involved in this story?

RAN:[shuddering] In *name* only.  Those are daishi'cha given *our* names
     by Ataru when he became the Great Father.

BLOCKER: You mean the one you call 'Darling'.

RAN: The Ataru in this series is NO DARLING!

"All systems go," Lan stares at her portable labtop.  
"Everything's working like clockwork.  Energy readings, Misato?"

RAN: As I said, that ain't me out there!

"Excellent," Misato looked over some monitors.  "The levels are 
near prime level, they should increase when they go into combat."

The viewscreen showed both Warsuits hovering before the 
"Ossa'cha," several others showed the flow of psionic energy as a blue 
aura around the two units.  "Good!" Benten nodded.  "Launch the drones."

The Sagussans, hating waste, collected the wrecked warsuits and 
fighters after battles.  They were modified, stripped of most components, 
with remote controlled on-board computers redesigned for combat training.

Remote controlled warsuits were launched out of the bays of the 
warsuit carriers.  These were standard suits armed with pulse guns.  
Gladiators followed after them and took up position as a second wave.

"Begin!" Benten said.

The wardrones swept to the attack...

*    *    *

"I'll take defense!" Kazumi said positioning herself before 
Noriko.  The  pinpoint defense shields were raised and Kazumi parried a 
volley of lasers as Noriko slipped to port to fire her quad-lasers.

Burning energy bolts, augmented by psi-energy, ripped into the 
armour of one of the warsuits, destroying its energy core.  Both of the 
ampsuits were on the move before the first return volleys slammed home, 
each alternating defensive and offensive roles.

*    *    *

"Energy levels have reached optimum levels," Misato said as the 
warsuits darted across the monitors.  Absentmindedly shredding her 
pen, Misato scanned  the streams of data before her.  She looked up at the 
monitors and blinked.  There was a brief flickering in the auras of the 
Warsuits, it looked like... flame?  *Couldn't be!* Misato thought, her 
gaze returning to her monitor.

BLOCKER: I never heard of anyone shredding a pen.

RAN: She could bite on her pen or mangle it (though that could be 
     messy).  She could even shred a pencil.

BLOCKER: Assuming they have pencils on Sagussa.

RAN: Probably a good bet.

*    *    *

Out in space, Noriko directed energy to her shields and ploughed 
through the incoming fire from a pair of Warsuits.  The energy saber 
flashed out and sliced off the shoulder of one suit.  Noriko reversed the 
stroke and sliced the head off of the other one.  She flew off as both 
suits exploded.

*    *    *

"Last warsuit destroyed," Nagisa said.

"Send in the Gladiators!" Benten ordered.

The transformable fighters charged, firing light concussion 
missiles.  Kicking in boosters, Noriko and Kazumi moved to intercept.  
The  missiles homed in as the women drew pulse cannons and loosed a double 
barrage of firepower that blew the missiles apart.

"Not bad at all," Benten said.  "Their teamwork is perfect."

"Benten!  Look at this," Misato said.

Benten scanned the monitors indicating the psionic energy 
readings.  Both of the surrounding auras flashed in rhythmic harmony.  The 
output for both was the same.  "Perfect!" Benten murmured as she returned 
her gaze to the viewscreen.  Both ampsuits lead the fighters on a merry 
chase around the wreckage of the first wave.  The pair used the wreckage 
to avoid incoming fire while popping up and firing their weapons, 
eliminating a ship with each shot.

*    *    *

"Last one!" Noriko said and pumped energy into her guns.

Kazumi drew the Gladiator's attention and Noriko vaporized it with 
a two-fisted blast.

*    *    *

"Second wave destroyed," Nagisa reported.  "Begin last phase?"

"In a moment," Benten said and opened a comm line to the 
warsuits.   "How are the two of you doing?"

Noriko brushed some sweat away.  "Just great!  Can I have thirds?"

"Everything's okay here, Minister," Kazumi added.  "Ready for 
more."

Benten turned to Misato.  "How are they doing?"

"Energy levels have dropped slightly," Misato said.  "There's a 
dip, probably due to exhaustion, but that's because this is their first 
actual combative use of the psi-amp system.  However, I see no reason to 
stop."

Benten nodded.  "Girls," she addressed Noriko and Kazumi.  "It's 
time for the last part of the testing.  Attack the 'Ossa'cha.'"

There was a pause, then Kazumi's voice finally came over the 
speaker.   "Uhh...say again, ma'am?"

Benten grinned.  "You heard me.  Consider this a 'bonus.'  While 
your past battles were against computer controlled drones, this final 
phase will be against living opponents.  You don't have to worry; only the 
anti-fighter and anti-warsuit weapons of the 'Ossa'cha' will be used and 
power levels will be scaled down to the lowest settings.  Also, members of 
the Warsuit Brigade will be manning the guns so you don't have to worry 
about getting blown up."

Unapuma's face suddenly popped up on the screen.  A small message 
on the bottom said AW BATTERY TWO.  "I wouldn't be to sure of that," she 
grinned.  "I have to pay you two back for putting me in the hospital!

RAN: Geez!  And people say *I'm* vengence crazed!

"Budda, budda, budda!!!" Unapuma chanted as she fired her 
anti-warsuit gun.  She had knocked her chair over and had taken a macho 
looking stance.

Annapuma just shook her head, then shrugged in a "why me?" gesture.

BLOCKER: "Budda, budda, budda"???

RAN: I thought that was "Baddah, baddah, baddah" from baseball.  Still, 
     a good bit of humor, without going over the top as in other TSY
     stories.

Noriko and Kazumi dodged madly.  Where Kazumi had taken defense 
before, both women now focused on defending each other as they looped 
around the "Ossa'cha" and tried to get a few shots in.  When they did 
however, even amped shots were easily deflected by the "Ossa'cha's" 
shields.  Light tremors were felt by those near the struck areas however.

BLOCKER: Again with 'amped'

RAN: 'Amplified' would be acceptable.

"Nyyahahaha!" Unapuma laughed.  She tracked Noriko's movements and 
aimed at a spot were Noriko was headed.  As Noriko dodged another barrage 
of lasers.  Unapuma let fly and scored a hit against the ampsuit sending 
it into a spin.

"Vengeance is mine, sayeth the Lord!" Unapuma pumped her arm.

RAN: But not for long.....

"Hey, Una!!" Noriko's voice jibed over the comm-system.  "I'm 
surprised your such a lousy shot!"

Una gritted her teeth and yanked on the trigger again.

"Not surprising, Noriko," Kazumi chimed in.  "She can't hack it 
behind the gun as well as in bed!"

RAN: that could be "She can't hack it in bed or behind a gun!"

Both women laughed.  "WHAT?!?!?!" Unapuma roared. 
"*KIMEI'NE!!!!!!*" she flicked off the safety of her turret and fired a 
full strength volley before the controls were shut off by the "Ossa'cha's" 
computer.

<<I think she wants to hit us!>> Noriko psi-linked Kazumi.

<<Well,>> Kazumi smiles.  <<Let's oblige her.>>

Both ampsuits charged directly into the line of fire!  "No!!!" 
Benten shouted as the bolts struck home.

As the blast faded, the minister expected to see twisted 
wreckage.  Instead, she saw both ampsuits standing unharmed with their 
pinpoint defense systems forming a double shield before them.  Suddenly, 
there was a flash and both shields vanished.  "Pinpoint defense systems 
down due to overload!" Nagisa reported.

Both ampsuits drew their pulse cannons and shot downwards at 
Unapuma's location, the blasts struck home sending a tremor through that 
area.  The cannons then sparked and exploded.

"Pulse cannons destroyed!" Nagisa said.

"You two!" Benten barked over the comm.  "The test is over!"

"Might as well finish up!" Noriko pouted.

"All good things must come to an end." Kazumi mused.  "Shall we?"

Both suits linked hands again and rocketed upwards.  "Shield power 
switched to feet!" Nagisa said.  "Propulsion system overheating!"

Misato gazed dumbfounded at the red-lined monitors.  Both ampsuits 
reach the pinnacle of their flight.  Noriko and Kazumi screamed out at the 
top of their lungs as they kicked in the boosters and plummeted down!

"***SUPER...LIGHTNING...KICK!!!!!!***"

RAN & JOE: GEKIGANGER.....KICK!!!

The ampsuits crashed into the "Ossa'cha," shaking it with enough 
force to cause those near the impact to stagger!!  On the bridge, monitors 
giving readings on the ampsuits went blank as all input stopped.  "Get 
rescue crews out there right now!" Benten snapped orders.  "I  want damage 
reports on both suits now!"

Nagisa quickly ran sensors over the suits.  "Legs are crippled.  
All systems connected to psi-amp systems are burnt out.  Life support is 
still functioning.  Sensors indicate both pilots are alive but 
unconscious."

"Lyna's Soul!!" Benten leaned back into her seat.  "Those two are 
too much even for an ampsuit!  Hey, Misato!  Do you have any ideas how 
this could've happened?"

"I'll have to run tests," Misato said.  "But I do believe I've 
figured out a name for the ampsuits."

The psychologist replayed the section before the ampsuits crashed 
into the "Ossa'cha."  The monitors showed both suits wrapped in a roiling 
ball of psionic fire.  "Looks like a fireball," Benten mused.

"No," Misato said.  "An Inferno."

BLOCKER: Never mind the damage caused to the ship!

*    *    *

The next day...

Both Noriko and Kazumi stood rather nervously inside Benten's 
office.  Both of them knew they were being made to sweat, with good 
reason.  After they regained consciousness, they were put into the 
regeneration matrix to recover.  After being hauled out, they were told to 
clean up and report directly to Benten's office where they had been 
standing at attention until the Minister of Defense arrived.

The door opened and Benten strode in.  She returned Noriko's and 
Kazumi's salute but did not let them drop their stance.  Benten sat down 
behind her desk and leaned back, resting her chin on her fingers.  "Right 
now, both of you are in quite a bit of trouble.  You disobeyed direct 
orders to cease combat and you crippled both warsuits...AND you did it in 
such a way that could have caused the 'Ossa'cha' damage."

All three knew this would be highly unlikely, but there was that 
chance.  "On the other hand," Benten said, "...you performed excellently 
before that 'incident' and have given us valuable data on both the 
Infernos and Sagussan psionic abilities.  Misato has requested that I not 
be to harsh since she wants you both on the field so she can observe you."

RAN: That should be "that I not be *too* harsh".

Both Kazumi and Noriko relaxed a bit.

Benten leaned forward.  "So I have decided to remove you from your 
troops and from the Inferno project."

Both pilots face-faulted, but kept their tongues in check!

"Now don't give me those looks!" Benten grinned.  "I said you are 
to be removed from piloting Infernos and moved to a project more suited to 
your skills and talents."

Benten pressed a button and a holographic image sprang up from the 
desk.  The image was of an Inferno.  Or more exactly, a warsuit that 
looked very much like the Inferno that it towered over in the image.

"The big one you see is what we are calling 'Inferno-X.'  This was 
planned as a command unit for a squadron of Infernos, and is still on the 
drawing board pending a completed report.  It has increased armour and 
weapons, and can handle greater amounts of psionic energy because two 
pilots are needed to man it."

Realization dawned on Noriko's and Kazumi's faces.

"That's right," Benten said.  "You'll be moving up to commanding 
your own squadron of Infernos...that is, if you have what it takes.  
However,  I need a written guarantee that your high-minded disregard for 
obeying orders is under control.  We can't afford you two destroying all 
of our Infernos.

"Aye-aye, ma'am!!" Noriko and Kazumi saluted, beaming.

*    *    *

And truth be told. They did in fact NOT blow up the Inferno-X...

Not quite!!

BLOCKER: Not quite?

RAN: I wonder what happened to the Inferno-X.

BLOCKER: I got the impression from the second story that the project was 
         dropped due to military considerations!

RAN: Or something like that.  That is a inconsistancy between the two
     stories that should be resolved.

BLOCKER: All in all, a decent filler piece.

RAN: This is obviously an early venture into the idiom for Geiger-san,
     and as we seen, can stand improvement.  But the plot itself it 
     quite solid.

BLOCKER JOE: Nothing disasterous happened during the entire review!
             That amazing!

RAN: Yes, so let's rap it up before something terrible happens!  This 
     is Ran, saying good night and.....

ATARU: Ran-chan [flying over]  Let's go out tonight....

LUM: DARRLINGGG....

ZZZZZZ    A    PPPP
    Z    A A   P   P
   Z    AAAAA  PPPP
  Z     A   A  P
ZZZZZZ  A   A  P

BLOCKER: So much for lack of disaster [watching Ataru scurry out into
         the sunset.]
 Until next time, this is Blocker Joe the Lemming saying ja ne!

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REVIEWERS NOTES:

First comment: why go with that tired horse for an ending.  Especially
in a TSY story?
1). Why not?
2). The old cliches are old because sometimes they work!  Especially 
    in a last minute pinch.
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