<Ranma cast is having a party at a local Chinese restaurant... so far,
everything is going pretty smoothly as all mallets and vendetta's are
checked out the door in hopes of what is reputed to be the best
Mongolian beef this side of the great wall. Fiancee's are munching,
rivals are exchanging chi blasts over who gets the last crab rangoon and
fathers are sipping beer... give or take one who is gathering all the
potatoes and flinging them out the back door>

Soun- Run you little tubers! Run like the wind!

Akane- <sigh>

Waiter- No time for sighing, now time for special of the house!
Halloween fortune cookies! Very scary, legend has it that whomever gets
fortune cookie on all Hallow's Eve, fortune come true. <notes the look
of skeptism> Okay, and one who gets special fortune get free trip to
Chi.....Arrrrggggghhhhh <Waiter is trampled as everyone snags a
cookie>... itte.

Most of the Group: What the? Hey, these all say the same! "You are being
trapped in side plots and will not appear at all." What does that mean?

Cologne- Hmmmm, mine says "You will have very few lines but at least
won't be the villian"

Mousse- And mine says... says... ummmm... <adjusts glasses> IF... YOU...
CAN... READ.... THIS... <Shampoo snags it from him>

Shampoo- Let me see it stupid Mousse. Aiyah, it says "Someone will be
explaining you acting O... O... C." What that mean?

<Akari, Akane, Ranma, Ukyo and Ryouga look to one another, then, as one,
open their own>

Akari: "Reappearance in loved ones life causes much confusion"

Akane: "Someone close to is in for a world of hurt."

Ranma: <looks at the others, then down to his own> "You too..." ...hey,
just wait a sec!

Ukyo: <looks at the cookie, then places it underneath her napkin> No
thanks.

<everyone turns to Ryouga>

Ryouga: "This little light of mine... I'm gonna let it shine... let it
shine... let it shine..."

Waiter: Hmmmm, how strange, let me try one... ahem... "Suicide Blast 3,
coming in two parts A & B... Halloween night... you have also won free
trip to see beautifAAAHHH!."

<Resturaunts inhabitants begin beating the Waiter within an inch of his
life... his costume falls off, revealing Keener in all his MBBL glory...
minus a few teeth... and a spleen.>

Keener: <cough> I hope... <hack fu> you like <phlem, oh look, corn!> it.
<passes out>

<A lone fortune cookie resides on the table, inside a fortune for the
reader of the teaser>

You <Crack, snap, munch, munch>: Read my fic! ^_^

Revenge's End Mad Bad Bishonen Lad
Caretaker of the Dark and Lonely Place (COR Deaconate)
The Parrot King

(And the Moon was as blood, the Storms crashed and the Seas BOILED!)
(Typical, thought the Lobsters)
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