In a message dated 10/10/98 4:00:55 AM EST, Calvin Masamune writes:

 Bad enough that we have authors who are pretending to be who they are 
 not--now we here at PCHAN have uncovered the truth about some of the 
 FFML celebrities, all of whom are secretly working on a fanfic-based 
 alien conspiracy.

::blinks::  I would never have guessed... (maybe this is the sort of stuff
one thinks about at 4 in the morning, ne?)

Anyway, I'll confess... I'm finding this quite funny.  Of course, Cal here
hasn't made any guesses about *me* yet...

::unsheathes battle spatula::  Well?  I'm waiting...

Itsu mo,
Ucchan   ^_^

(a lone wolf, but not a White one)