From: "david alfredhsson" <duvae@hotmail.com>
To: ffml@fanfic.com
Subject: [FFML] - Ranma - Threads -
Date: Tue, 06 Oct 1998 03:12:33 PDT

- Ranma - Threads in a tapestry -

-BIIIIIIIIIIIIITCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! she
screamed with glee.

Now she had a plan of action.

This was positively... bizarre.  If someone had simply told me you were 
going to characterize Ukyou like this, I would have become most upset, 
but here it... worked.

-Why Mousse still after Shampoo?
 Lots of girls like Mousse, Towel, Hairspray, Lotion, even little
 Cologne after Mousse.

*yank* [Mousse rose up]

-But I love you Shampoo!

*Bing* [mousse got an idea]

-It's because you play hard to get!

*Silence*

-Mousse like being beaten?

-NO!

*fizzle*[Mousses brain was working overtime]

Hmmm... Is that smoke I smell?

-You never give in, You avoid me and you never go on a date!

-Shampoo go on date lots of times, With Ranma!

*sigh*

-You never go on a date with ME!

-So if Shampoo play "hard to get" Ranma will leave pervert girl
 for Shampoo?

-nnnnnnyyes, YES of course Ranma will like you more if you
 play hard to get!

-Shampoo happy, Shampoo reward you!

*bonk*[shampoo hit mousse on the head]

-Wh -why?

-Mousse say he like no getting me!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

He realized it was a mistake to go after Colognes underwear but
he had thought that a repeat performance was due, especially on
the anniversary of the first time he had met her.
But she hadn't taken the whole thing so lightly, she had put a
curse on him.

Erm.  If this is modern-day Happi and Cologne, then he wouldn't be 
interested in her undies--He's stated categorically that he finds the 
ancient Cologne unattractive.

The figure waited, and waited, it waited some more and when it
finally decided it was time for bed, a white light filled the room
and in its wake everything split apart

Ain't that always the way?

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Authors notes:

And so I fling this piece of literary misconduct
into black empty space in the vain hopes that someone will read 
it and curse not the gods in their folly when they allowed this 
humble genius to be born alive.
(As if my mother had nothing to do about it!)
Anyway enough about me.

Who's out there?

Me.  Probably others who just want to lurk.  Don't hold it against them.

Did you like the story so far?

Ummm... I'll have to get back to you on that.  After I translate it into 
English....

Did you like it at all?

Uhh... I think so....

Did I do something wrong? (besides trying to emulate Tatewaki)

That depends on how long it takes you to write a continuation.  These 
kinds of surreal head trips are fun, but only when they can eventually 
be deciphered.

PLE -HE -EASE TELL ME, I WILL DO ANYTHING!
Well, not anything, but you get the idea.

Oh, and by the way.
If anyone tries to make any money out of this fanfiction, they 
should prepare for my justly vengeance.

Duvae@hotmail.com



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