The Party's Over
	Part 2
	By: P-R-P-Chan

	With Mousse unconcious, Ryouga in wonderland, and Ranma the objective of a
tug of war between Ukyou and Shampoo; there was nothing to stop a pervert
from getting his jollies.
	"Akane!" Happosai yelled as he clutched her breasts and tried to smother
himself in her cleavage. Akane was startled, but not enough for her not to
uppercut the old goat through the ceiling. Ukyou broke away from her fight
with Shampoo to applaud Akane's action.
	"Good going, that should teach him for.." Ukyou looked at the ceiling
trying to judge how much force Happosai had been subjected to. "About two
minute." She finished lamely.
	Meanwhile Shampoo had jumped Ranma, straddling his torso. "Spatula Girl
give up! Shampoo get airen!"
	"Damn it, Ranma! Can't I take my eye off you for a second? You pervert!"
Akane prepared to mangle her fiancee, but Ryouga beat her to the point.
	"Ranma! I put up with you so far tonight, but enough is enuogh. Even on my
birthday you can't help but ruin..." Ryouga trailed off, his eyes crossing,
as once again someone dropped from the sky to collide with his head.
	"Why didn't anyone tell me it was his birthday? I love celebrations."
Happosai called, as he hopped off the birthday boy's head and onto the
table. Looking around in seeming disappointment he called into the kitchen,
"Kasumi!"
	"Yes?" Came the reply from the eldest Tendo daughter.
	"Could you bring me the bottle of Sho-Chu and 1, 2, 3.. six glasses?"  The
old man turned to the teenagers again, "Now we can really start the party!"
	"But.." Ksaumi started as she arrived with a trayful of what Happosai had
asked for.
	"Now, now.. I know what you're going to say, 'They're not old enough, you
have to be twenty to drink.' Well in my day we started drinking from the
day we cuold tilt back the bottle.  And shouldn't Ryouga be having a good
time?" Happosai finished, filling a cup of Sho-Chu and handing it to Ryouga.
	"We don't need alcohol to have a good time!" Akane voiced her opinion
before being shut down.
	"Of course you don't need it! But is sure makes everything a hell of alot
better." Happosai filled another glass and handed it to Akane, "Drink up!"
He knocked back a shot as Akane looked on dubiously.
	"Father wouldn't approve of..." Kasumi started, only to be interrupted
once again, as Soun and Genma popped up to add their two cents (note:
between the two of them they had two cents, that's one apiece.)
	"It's perfectly alright Kasumi," Soun consoled his eldest. "Ranma and
Akane are both old enough to handle it."
	Soun turned to Genma and whispered, "Alcohol should take away their
inhibitions, and without them, they'll surely declare their love for each
other!"
	"And then our lines will be secure..." Genma replied before turning to his
son. "The Master is right, son! You're only young once, make the most of it!"
	"Shut up, Pop! This is probably just some scheme of oyurs to get me and
Akane married. Why don't you drink it yourself, if you're so keen on it?"
	"Sounds good, it has been awhile since I.. Boy! Are you afraid? Don't youw
ant to be manly like your father?"
	"I barely consider you a man, you spend most of the time as a panda
anyways!" Ranma interjected. Genma blithely ignored his son's comment as he
continued.
	"Look, even your fiancee has a drink! Do you want to be married to a woman
more manly than you? Do you?"
	"I've known Akane was manly since the day I met her! But there's no way
she's manlier than me!" Ranma grabbed the proffered drink and slammed it
back, as Akane did the same, malleting him into the floor soon afterwards.
	"You Jerk! Jerk! Jerk, Jerk!" She repeated this about five times,
emphasizing her point with a swing of her mallet. Finally her father
intervened.
	"Akane, try to calm down, here have another, it'll help." Akane turned to
the glass that Happosai had refilled (not that he'd eben neglecting his
own, mind you.) and downed it as well. She slammed back two more before
Soun spoke again.
	"I know I told you it was ok to drink Akane, but maybe ou should slow down
a bit."
	"I can handle it! Besides it tastes too bad to drink any other way."
	Genma stopped Soun's retort, motioning for them to get back to their game
of shogi. "C'mon Tendo, let's get out of their way and let nature take it's
course."
	As they left, Shampoo and Ukyou, who'd gotten into another squabble, this
time over who got to play nurse for Ranma, suddenly had an idea.
	'If Shampoo get airen drunk, maybe he see Shampoo is better woman.'
	'If I get Ranchan drunk, I'm sure his defenses will be down.. then he'll
tell everyone that It's me he loves!'
	Both started to get up but stopped seeing their action echoed by their
rival. 'But first, drink to calm the nerves.' they both thought, motioning
for Happosai to fill their glasses as well.
	Ryouga watched as Ukyou and Shampoo started what amounted to a drinking
contest, Akane did her impresion of a fish in water, and realized he hadn't
touched his glass. Hesitantly, he put it to his lips, taking a swig before
grimacing and downing the rest.
	Ranma finally recovered from the beating Akane had given him, watching
Ryouga's tentative sip. Laughing he sat back up, "That's no way for a man
to drink, P-Chan." He grabbed a glass and drank it's contents in one gulp.
"That's how a man drinks, none of that sipping stuff."
	"Since when are you a man, Ranma?" Not to be outdone, Ryouga finished off
another, slamming it onto the tabel as he finished.
	"Ryouga, you couldn't beat me at anything, no matter how hard you tried.
Why do you tink you'll win now? Don't wast my time."
	"Shut up, Ranma! I'll drink you under the table, you chicken!"
	"If you really wanna be humiliated worse than usually.. alright then."
	Grabbing the bottle from Happosai, Ranma filled both their glasses. "Let's
see who's more of a man then! Go!"

***
well another part that is below the 'spamfic size' that everyone talks
about.. ah well.. they'res only so much i can do before i need to send it
so i can feel that i've accomplished something.. when i get it finished
i'll go back and revise (i know i've said this for everything i've ever
done) and expand.. as well as bidge the different parts so it'll be one
fic..

	P-R-P-Chan
	"Nihao Ranma! Shampoo come sit on face?"

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