OK, folks, normally I don't forward stuff like this, but in this case, I 
can't help but think that several of these would make decent Amazon 
names (I marked favorites for this purpose with "*":

Ai Bang Mai Ne         I bumped into the coffee table

* Dum Gai                   A stupid person

* Gun Pao Der             An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung         Which one of you fertilized the

                                 field?

Hu Yu Hai Ding         We have reason to believe you are

                                      >harboring  a

                                     fugitive

* Jan Ne Ka Sun         A former late night talk show host

Kum Hia                    Approach me

Lao Ze Sho               Gilligan's Island

* Lao Zi                       Not very good

* Lin Ching                  An illegal execution

Moon Lan Ding         A great achievement of the American

                                    space program

* Ne Ahn                    A lighting fixture used in

                                      advertising signs

* Shai Gai                  A bashful person

Tai Ne Bae Be        A premature infant

Tai Ne Po Ne          A small horse

* Ba Ten Ding            Serving drinks to people

Wan Bum Lung        A person with T.B.

Yu Mai Te Tan         Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with

                                      you

Wa Shing Kah          Cleaning an automobile

Wai So Dim               Are you trying to save

                                       electricity?

Wai U Shao Ting       There is no reason to raise your

                                         voice

* Si-Ling Fan                 A device to keep you cool

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