On Thu, 1 Oct 1998, Ace Sanchez wrote:

Well, here I am again. Sorry for the lateness of getting this part out,
but I had a harddisk crash and almost lost everything! I was doubtful
of even getting my fanfics back ... Anyway, here is part 5, enjoy!

I'm glad that worked out ok for you. I was afraid you were going to leave
us hanging! :)

 

Another boy shouted, "Yeah, that's Ryoga Hibiki alright! He's the one who
got that tent pole and made me rotate on-" Whoever was talking, his voice

*ROTFLOL*

Within the restroom, a dark haired boy, wearing an orange and black
bandanna, was opening each and every one of the toilet stalls and then
looking inside. As he studied each stall he periodically checked a dirty
map held in one of his hands. It was all slimy with red and yellow stuff
all over it. The boy finally noticed them as he finished looking in the

Red and yellow stuff? uhhhhhhhh...I don't even want to know. :P

Kuno stopped with a pained expression on his face. "No! The golden 
haired girl's beauty, purity and sensuality are unsurpassable... On the 
other hand, you are simply overflowing with a dark, evil and arousing 
energy of corruption. Is it a crime to be attracted to both of you?"

Aha...so Nabiki really IS the Devil Incarnate. :)

She rubbed her aching bottom. "Ow, that Kuno-baka knows how to 
pinch," she lamented. "Maybe I'd better go get a check up."

Looks like Nabiki's sure getting it here. :)

room!" She swung the dojo doors open and ran through, one hand holding
the dress up, the other trying to cover her abundant chest.

Akane closed her open mouth. She silently chanted to herself, I like
boys, like boys, like boys, like boys, like boys - ugh! What am I
thinking! She slapped herself in the face.

*wonders what's going on inside Akane's little perverted mind right now
:)*

showing, as Kasumi quickly and efficiently applied her medical knowledge
to bring their father out of his crisis. "Dad?! I'll have to do this one
myself. Ranma no baka!"

Poor Akane, now she has to kiss that old man. At least he's not Happousai.
^_^

The crowd finally opened up enough so that Akane could finally see
through. Sure enough, there was Ranma standing in the shop window. Who
happened to be wearing a dress. Not the dress that Akane laughingly made
her wear earlier since Ranma still had no clothes to wear, but a long,
beautiful, black dress that looked to be very expensive. An indecent
amount of cleavage was exposed and the skirt had a long horizontal slit
so that one of her slim legs was showing. To match the dress, she also
had on black gloves up to her elbows and high-heels.

Well, that's one advantage of his curse. If Ranma needed a lot of money
for whatever reason, all he'd have to do is splash himself with cold water
and go do some modelling. :)

Then something hard poked into Ranma's stomach. It felt like a big
rounded stick. Ranma felt that she somehow knew what was poking her. Then
an image came into her mind. "Arrrgghhhhhh!" she screamed. "Gross!!!"

Eeeee! Ryouga no hentai! :P

Suddenly, life flared within Kasumi's eyes, which abruptly glowed red.
"You! This is your fault! Die!" she screamed in a voice, which did not
sound as much like Kasumi but as a banshee from the fires of hell. With a
massive punch, she sent Ryoga through the building across the street,
leaving a Ryoga shaped hole in the brick wall.

Akane's mouth dropped open. Ranma tried to tip-toe away, but Kasumi saw
him and gave him an equally massive standing roundhouse kick which sent
Ranma arcing high up in the air, before crashing into a fire hydrant,
smashing it and causing water to fly everywhere. Ranma's unconscious
body, draped over it, turned female.

Oh. My.

Ranma limped in and when she saw what was happening, a huge grin came to
her mouth.

"Hi Doc!" she purred seductively. "When do you have time to examine me? I
hurt all over." She gave a girlish groan and ran her hands down her
shapely body.

Doctor Tofu's glasses shattered and the frame began to melt down his
face. "T-that girl!" he shouted. "Um, er, as soon as I finish with Akane
here. Akane hold still while I treat you." He held Nabiki down even
tighter as she tried to squirm away, then brought his open palm so hard
on her cherry-red bottom that the bed she was lying on gave a loud crack
as it snapped down the middle.

"Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Nabiki screamed.

"Doctor Tofu, you're so funny," Kasumi giggled.

Heh...revenge is sweet. :)

Is Shampoo going to show up soon? I'm dying to see what happened between
her and Ranma-chan back in China. Like I said a few months ago...perhaps
Shampoo fell for Ranma-chan and decided to give her the kiss of Marriage
instead of the kiss of Death? 

Wonder if Ryouga will fall for Akane here, being fixated on Ranma-chan and
all. What happens when he realizes Ranma's curse though? :)

Oooh...is he going to become Ranma's pet P-chan? :)

-Philip Mak (pmak@cs.dal.ca)
http://is2.dal.ca/~pmak/ukyou.html