Heya, it's Mi again.  Me again.  Yeah.

Well, I only got two responces on the first angry letter, but since I go 
the inspiration for another this morning (and plans for several others) 
here is another.

I had really not wanted to do a Sailor Moon one right after a Ranma 1/2 
one.  But that's what came to mind and so here it is.

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Angry Letters 2
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From: Queen Beryl
To: The animators of Sailor Moon, and the people at DiC

I would like to complain about my hair.  When Takeuchi Naoko-san told us 
that we were going to be animated, I'd had great hopes for my future.  I 
was promised hair like the golden sun, and that I would defeat the 
senshi.  Of course, I find myself with the most awful red hair.  I don't 
mind red hair.  But if you were going to give me red hair, could it have 
at least been a -nice- colour of red?  And then there was the bit about 
the senshi defeating me.  How undignified is that?  Having a rose 
stabbed into ones heart and then having their body taken over by an evil 
queen and having -green- hair as a result is the height of indignity.  
And then, we were all betrayed when DiC took over.  We got our voices 
butchered, each episode butchered, and the plot so screwed up it wasn't 
funny.  Do you want to know why my minions were -really- losing?  
Because of that damned annoying voice that they gave 'Amy'!  And they 
were too busy cackling over all these Japanese girls with American 
names.  If you had left them with their -real- names and not given them 
high-pitched 'my-panties-are-giving-me-a-wedgie-that-kills' voices, 
maybe this time I could have won.  Now, re-dub the entire show!  Give 
them realistic human voices!  Or I'll drain your energy, or something 
equally cheesy that inevitably involves me being defeated by the senshi 
for doing.

	-Queen Beryl

P.S. While you're at redubbing, could you please fix the colour of my 
hair?

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