*WORD WRAP TO SCREEN*
Rated: MST-14
MySTie Cyberspace Theatre 500
Episode 101:
"The Z-Sailors, Part 1"
MiSTed By Theo 'Captain Bungie' Mintesnot
Dr. Blackadder.................................Rowan Atkinson
Mu Tsu.............................................Mousse
Otto Matik.........................................ottomatik@aol.com
Incabat.............................................Talkie Toaster(c)
Beeper.............................................Josh Weinstein
Additional Casting by: Plot Hole Enterprises
Special Effects by Your Brain on Drugs, Inc.
Based on a concept from Best Brains, Inc. who are really cool.
All characters, except for OttoMatik and Incabat, are not my property and
are just being borrowed.
KEY:
dialogue in script
narration in prose
theater/doorway in script
BACKSTORY:
In the year 1988, a man named Dr. Clayton Forrester came up with a
devious experiment. He would send a man into space, and force him and his
companions to watch the worst movies imaginable, in order to break his
will and turn him into psychotic terrorist who would crumble the world's
nations. While the plan was far fetched, it was also carried out, since
Dr. Forrester held much clout at the Gizmonics Institute of Eden Prairie,
Minnesota.
What Dr. Forrester didn't count on was the tenacity of human courage,
humor, and, most importantly, outrageous-yet-well-timed sarcasm. It was
the longest of the 'Experiment 3k' projects to endure, even after the
test subject escaped, the Doctor disappeared, and the satellite broke
away to unknown spaces [as seen in season 7].
Soon after this, the Gizmonic Institute was sued by a disgruntled former
janitor named Joel Robinson. Even after they crumbled, the principle of
the experiment lived on. Soon afterwards, mad scientists around the world
got the idea to try and find the thing that would break their captives,
in an effort to find a type of media that could be used as a weapon. On
the other hand, many, many 'review teams' dedicated themselves to
lambasting bad media.
A whole movement had sprung up from this peculiar Mad Scientist's
experiment.
This age, which ended shortly before the Satellite of Love reappeared on
Earth [in Season 8], was known as the Age Of MiSTing...among the fanboys,
at least.
There are many tales of that time.
This is one of them.
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It was a dark and stormy night at NERV HQ in Worcester-3, mirroring one
angry young EVA pilot's feelings.
However, this MiST is set in space, so who cares?
Meanwhile...In Space...
A lone satellite orbited the Net.Earth. Well, it wasn't strictly alone,
since several types of satellites were orbiting Net.Earth as well, but it
was the only one taking its particular route.
The satellite was shaped like a scale representation of a magic marker
mixed with a borg cube: the presumed front was segmented and had a
transparent view screen. The 'end' was segmented as well, though for what
reason, none knew. Exhaust ports riddled the undercarriage and sides of
the satellite.
Deep inside, two men and a couple robots were about to become part of a
massive experiment...
SATELLITE OF FLAME
DAY 1
Otto Matik turned from the viewscreen to face Mu Tsu, or as Otto would
soon take to calling him, 'Moose'.
It appeared that the invitation to that MST convention had been a fake.
Otto Matik could not look much more different than his name. He wore a
grey jumpsuit, and a cap turned backwards with his long black dredlocks
sprouting out from all around it. His facial features were a mix between
'SiN's John Blaze and the Deftones' Chino Moreno.
Otto had just been taking a break from shooting their latest story for
rec.arts.comics.creative, when he was given an anonymous invitation to
the new MST3k convention.
Thinking it would be a pleasant diversion(and since the director had
ordered him to stay out of the raves, clubs, mosh pits and other
highlights of society), he took a drive down there. Only to be ambushed,
and shot into space.
He had met his companions, then spent a few minutes staring out the
viewscreen at net.earth below, trying to convinve himself that he, Otto
Matik, mechanic, political activist, and occasional hacker, was millions
of miles and a rather volatile atmosphere away from home.
He turned to Mu Tsu, now determined to find a way back...and then sue
whoever did this for everything they were worth.
Otto: So, how'd you end up here, pal?
Mu Tsu: It's a long story. You see, Ranma and Akane were fighting, and I
was incidentally being chased by-
Otto:[interrupts] Sorry to cut you short, but I'm sure that story can
wait. The real questions are: what's running this satellite, and who did
it?
His questions were soon answered.
A robot which looked like an superdeformed sentai bounced in. It's metal
frame was a silver texture, and metal fittings distinguished it from
being a humanoid.
Otto: What're you?
Robot: My name is Incabat. I control all the ship's higher functions.
Otto: Then could you kindly tell us what the hell is going on?
Just then, an amber light on the main deck began to flash.
The Hexfield Viewscreen began to open up.
Incabat: I think that the Doctor can explain it himself.
They all turned to the viewscreen.
IN AN UNDERGROUND COMPLEX...
Dr. Edmund Blackadder laughed evilly. They had called him mad, but now,
with the help of a fellow scientist's experiment notes, he would finally
show Melchett who the boss was!
Blackadder:[stops laughing abruptly, just like Trace] Hello there, lab
rats. You are probably wondering what you are doing so far away from your
home. Well, you are now part pf great experiment; one gathered towards
driving Melchett insane. You see here [holds up picture of Melchett] our
target, a real smeg, let me tell you. I'm going to send you the worst
internet posts I can find for you to review. Once I've found one that
breaks you, I'll send it to Melchett when he least expects it! Your
experiment for today, is- [calls out] Baldrick! Baldrick! [grumbles] Oh,
where are you, you turnip obsessed twit.
It seems you have been given a small reprieve. Now if you'll excuse
me[picks large jackhammer off the floor], I've got an assistant to
inhumanely bludgeon.
BACK ON THE SATELLITE...
The spacefarers were shocked into silence by this turn of evens, and
Incabat hovered off somewhere.
After a little while, though...
Otto: Wow, that guy's a psycho.
Mu Tsu: Yeah...almost as bad as Principal Kuno.
Otto: Who?
Mu Tsu: Long story.
Otto: Another one?
Incabat finally returned, this time holding a small package under his
arm, which he dumped onto the main deck.
Incabat: I found him! I finally found him!
What Incabat had found was a squat, dark robot, with an opaque silver
gumball machine dome for a head, a vacuum bowl propulsion system for
legs, and small, useless hands.
It looked like a baby version of Tom Servo.
Incabat: Hey guys, look at this guy. His name is Beeper. He's one of the
original KTMA prototypes. I found him in the shed. His job will be to
keep you sane.
Otto, taking the initiative, found a fusebox within a fixture on Beeper's
chest, along with a serial number stating that Beeper was 'property of
Joel Robinson'. He hit the switch, and closed the fusebox just as Beeper
came to.
Beeper emitted a few strange noises, like an R2 unit, and then his voice
changed back to normal.
Beeper: *beep* *beep*-Joel? Joel!? Kevin? [hovers around] Where am I?
Otto: On a satellite.
Beeper:[groans] Don't tell me the rest...
Once again, the light flashes, the Viewscreen started up....
UNDERGROUND....
This time, a bruised and bloodied Baldrick was also present, while Dr.
Blackadder held a computer disc triumphantly.
Blackadder: Well, subjects, enjoy your first post. It's the first part of
a crossover aptly titled 'The Z-Sailors'.
Blackadder put the disc in an external drive in front of him, and tapped
a computer key.
BACK AT THE SoF...
Pandemonium ensued as all the alarms went on, and the tunnel doorway
opened up.
Mu Tsu: We've got MOVIE SIGN!
[doorway sequence:]
{7: It's a vault door. It unlatches and swings open}
{6: It's a horde of tentacles. You worm your way through.}
{5: A pendulum. You get Poe's autograph, and sidestep it.}
{4: The doors spring open like they're from a sci-fi show.}
{3: It's a port-o-potty. You hit the flush, and it Robotechs(c) into an
open door.
{2: They swing open, saloon-style...}
{1: Another vault door, this one much smaller...
[All enter Theater, in L-to-R order: Beeper, Mu Tsu, Otto Matik]
[Otto opens can of unseen beverage; hands one to Mu Tsu]
{\\Otto: Okay, I call no author flames...
{\\Beeper: Darn...
From: "W. Siew Lee" <wsiewlee@tm.net.my>
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{\\Beeper: *clang*
{\\Mu Tsu: That's it, we're trapped in here...
{\\Otto: Imprisoned by ASCII art...how embarrassing...
{\\Beeper: Hey, what does ASCII stand for, anyway?
{\\Otto, Mu Tsu:[shrug]
A crossover fic (Dragonball and Sailormoon) by W. Siew Lee
CROSSOVER! THE Z-SAILORS
Part 1: THE TIME RIP IN THE FOURTH DIMENSION
{\\Beeper: You know, that title has got 'Saban' written all over it...
{\\All:(groan)
{\\Otto:[pops open can] I was gonna save this for when I needed it most,
but...
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{\\Beeper: *clung*
{\\Mu Tsu: Nah, we already did that...
Intro: What will happen if Sailormoon and Dragonball crossover? Will
there
be chaos or will there be harmony? Will there be any fighting or romance?
{\\Beeper: Does anyone really care to see this? What's the point of
crossing over incompatible shows by nature? If a spamfic hits the FFML
and no one is subbed, is it really posted?
This story will unmask all these questions and solve the mystery.
{\\Mu Tsu: We'll finally figure out _what_ Mr. B. Natural is.
{\\Otto: If it turns out to be a mexican saiyan hermaphrodite, I'm outta
here...
(Note: The bad guys are all my creation.)
{\\Beeper: This isn't reassuring, for some reason...
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{\\Beeper: *clung*
{\\Mu Tsu: (groans) Not again...
{\\Otto: This fic has more = bars than our doorway sequence.
"Sailormoon, watch out!"
{\\MuTsu: It's Nav again!
{\\Beeper:[imitates Sailor Moon] Again?!!
{\\Otto:[imitates Tuxedo Kamen] I'll go get the kevlar, dear...
Sailormoon could only turn around and watsh that huge energy ball that
Tatsu
had created rushing towards her at top speed.
{\\Beeper:[imitates Sailor Moon] -Oh, Poopie-
Then, there was a complete silence. Sailormoon's scream pierced the air.
{\\Beeper:[imitates SM] OWWWIIIEEEE!
{\\Otto: I didn't know we were reading _those_ sorts of fics...
{\\MuTsu: Otto, yuck!
Tuxedo Mask could only watch in agony as Sailormoon was hurt by Tatsu's
energy ball.
{\\MuTsu: As opposed to taking the blast for her, as seen on the show...
{\\Otto: You watch this, Mousse?
Tuxedo Mask couldn't stand it any longer and with a scream, he
charged at Tatsu with his poker.
{\\Otto, Beeper:[laughing]
{\\Otto: Woah! A little early to be swinging around your 'poker', ain't
it?
{\\Beeper: Yeah, calm down! I guess losing his girlfriend opened up a
whole new world of possibilities...
{\\MuTsu: I don't think the author meant it like that.
"Tuxedo Smoker Bomber!" yelled Tuxedo Mask as he got ready his attack.
Tatsu just waved him aside and laughed.
{\\Beeper: How do you 'wave aside' a signature blast, or any signiature
attack of any sort?
{\\MuTsu: Apparently, the same way you make a Sailor Moon/Dragon Ball Z
crossover work.
{\\Otto:[sips beverage]
Laughing at the defeated Sailor
soldiers and at their pathetic attack. He was invincible after all.
Smiling
evilly, he dematerialized in the thin air.
{\\Beeper:[imitating Tatsu] Ha ha ha...Anti-fics are fun.
{\\Mu Tsu: So, the author decides to pit teenage superheroes against near
infinitely powered DBZ characters?!
{\\Otto: Yep.
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{\\Beeper: HE'S FLATLINED! WE'RE LOSING HIM!!!
Over the past week, Tatsu was terrorizing the earth.
{\\Otto: Huh?
{\\MuTsu: [narrator] Yes, here is a classic case of mixed up verb tenses,
which was mastered by a Dr. Thinker early into his career...
Almost half of the world's population was destroyed. Fear was in the air.
{\\Beeper: The fear smelt of bean dip...
Everybody ran for their lifes whenever they heard of him. Tatsu was a
demon. In fact it was a
native being of the fourth dimension. It was imprisoned there by the
power
of the Sliver Millennium, by Queen Serena's crystal power.
{\\All:....{moment of awed silence]
{\\Beeper: What in the hell was _that_!!(head starts to smoke)
{\\Otto: Pretty important to the plot, but we'll ignore it anyway.
(drinks)
{\\Mu Tsu: Ah yes, the 'Saban' influence has finally set in....(swigs)
Once upon a time, maybe few thousand years ago, Tatsu was a nomad of the
solar system. Destroying planets and galaxies for fun and terrorizing the
people.
{\\Beeper: This part reads like the narration on a true crime show.
{\\Mu Tsu:[ominous, narrator] Tatsu would stop at nothing. He would
double dip at parties, start flamewars just for the hell of it, and would
even sysop for AOL.
He had unlimited power and will do anything to get what he wishes.
{\\Beeper: David Kinto-bore in a famous guest appearance.
Once, he set his greedy eyes on the earth and begin to terrorize it.
{\\Otto: What's ShadowStar doing here?
{\\Mu Tsu: Nah, he just terrorizes alt.tv.mst3k.mstings.
The earth kingdom couldn't do anything about it, but with the Sliver
Millennium's help, they managed to take this devil under control.
{\\Otto: Well, it's nice that you arrested Spawn, but what about Tatsu?
{\\Beeper: So there's a Sliver Millenium, a Silver Millenium, a Moon
Kingdom...this is making my head hurt.
Alert. Tatsu is very dangerous.
{\\Otto: No $hit, sherlock.
{\\Mu Tsu:...
{\\Beeper: And just in case you didn't get me the first 3 or 4 times,
Tatsu is an evil demon devil dangerous DBZ character sent to rough up the
Sliver....er, *Silver* Millenium.
They decided to end it's life by waking Sailor Saturn from sleep.
{\\Otto: So...every planet has a special protector 'Sailor', right?
{\\Mu Tsu: Yeah. This one can blow up whole planets.
{\\Otto: Woah. There's more to this whole 'anime' thing than those huge
ass eyes.
{\\Beeper: _I_ wouldn't wake Saturn. She'd probably be cranky...
"Queen Serena. Thank you for your help. For the last time, could you
please
call Sailor Saturn to send this parasite to death?" asked the
representive
of the Earth Empire.
{\\Beeper:[imitates representative] Yeah, we're sorta being massacred by
this DBZ chracter who happens to be an *R*P*M* wannabe, and since we come
from Endymion's homeworld and all...
Queen Serena sat quietlt on her throne. Princess Serena was also there.
{\\Mu Tsu: What the..is the author talking about Serenity or what?
{\\Otto:[narrator] Early on, Serena had intense schizophrenia contered
around her feelings towards her mother...
Silence hung there, obviously.
{\\Beeper: Oh my god! They lynched Silence!
{\\Otto: So, some guy named Silence is hanging out at the royal palace
for some obvious reason, while a Serena with MPD is being asked to
resurrect Saturn in order to save Earth?!
{\\Mu Tsu: Um...[read]...Yeah.
Just as they were about to do so, Queen Serenity's heart soften, and
prefer
to sentence it to the forever sleep in the fourth dimension in Sailor
Pluto's territory.
{\\Otto: I get the feeling that Dr. Thinker was the editor for this
post...
The action was done as the verdict was read. The verdict
was kept as a secret. A secret from prying eyes of evil.
{\\Beeper: 'Prying eyes of evil'...Tatsu _was_ from AOL!
{\\Otto: No wonder he snapped; after dealing with all those sex crazed
13-yr. olds, neurotic video gamers, and bible thumpers...
Maybe after the Sliver Millennium was destroyed, the terrible secret was
uncovered by some power crazed maniac. The Scientist was obsessed with
creating an invincible being to conquer the earth.
{\\Beeper: Dr. Thinker strikes again...
There and again, he managed to create a machine which enabled human
beings
access to the fourth dimension.
{\\Otto: It was called a 'plot hole', and it was still terrorizing texts
everywhere...
>From the darkest part,
{\\Mu Tsu: Of what?
he rescued an unconscious Tatsu and did all kinds of experiment on it.
{\\Otto:[giddy scientist] Uh oh, looks like it's time for the anal probe,
heh heh.
{\\Beeper:[Tatsu] Again???!!
Time after time, he made gadgets and gismos to increase that creature's
power and intelligence.
{\\Mu Tsu: And while he improved 'that creature', all he did for Tatsu
was repeated anal probing.
One day, he put the still unconscious being into a specially made room
designed to wake the creature up from its eternal sleep. The Scientist
waited and waited until he could wait no more.
{\\Mu Tsu: Well, that was coherent...
Waiting is an eternal process.
{\\Otto: Wha-?
{\\Beeper: I guess the author is throwing in little fortune cookie
samples of advice in place of actual narration...
{\\Otto: Hey, no flames Beeper...no matter what.
The whole process took more then two hundred years.
{\\Mu Tsu: The eye crust alone'd kill ya!
{\\Otto: No one's going to get that riff, pal...
It was that horrible day when Tatsu finally awaken from its sleep. It
still
couldn't forget how Queen Serenity treated it and vowed that it will
destroy
the earth first then the Sliver Millennium.
{\\Otto: This is _really_ reminiscent of *R*P*M*...
{\\Mu Tsu:(surprised) You understood RPM?!!
{\\Otto: Well, come on! Incoherent plot, bonehead yet superpowered bad
guy who thrashes the sailors...[pause]...if there's an allusion to the
Clinton trial, please kill me, man.
{\\Mu Tsu: I won't let you down, pal.
*Death to the Sliver Milennium!*
{\\Beeper: Damn those slivers! Damn them to hell!!
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{\\All: **SCEENE**CHAANGE***
"Usagi! Can you hear me? I am Mamoru.
{\\Otto: You know, that guy you've been obsessing over since the first
episode...
Please wake up!"
Usagi groggily opened her eyes. "Where am I now?'
{\\Beeper: A fic that needs an editor like I need ramchips.
{\\Mu Tsu:[rimshot]
She could barely recall what happened just now, or more precisely,
yesterday.
{\\Beeper: Wow, she's rock stupid, isn't she?
She could just remember a huge energy ball exploded on her.
{\\Otto: I bet that happens a lot...
In shock, she began looking around for Mamoru.
Much to her relief, Mamoru was still there. She looked around. All her
sailor warriors lay in separate beds.
{\\Otto: Where'd all those beds come from?
{\\Mu Tsu: Either a plot contrivience, or Mamoru has a secret life that
none of us want to know about...
"How did I get back alive from that attack." she asked Mamoru, still
couldn't believe that she had actually
escaped from the demon.
{\\Mu Tsu: Well, at least this Tatsu guy isn't an SI.
{\\Beeper: Well, the bad guys _are_ the author's...
"Well, actually I wasn't seriously injured in that attack.
{\\Otto:[mamoru] I just screamed and fainted, so Tatsu left me alone
after sticking me headfirst into a toilet and hitting flush repeatedly...
I recovered first and managed to give all the Sailor soldiers some first
aid treatment."
{\\Beeper:[mamoru,lecherous] Yep, I gave 'em some TLC, heh heh...
After he said that, they lapsed into silence.
{\\Mu Tsu: Now, _this_ has got to be the most well done part of the
story. Good grammar, spelled correctly, to the point...
{\\Otto: Take it easy, pal; it's almost over.
Mamoru was mostly in thought.
{\\Otto: First time for everything...
"We couldn't destroy Tatsu because he was too strong, even though you're
Sailor Eternal now. That monster was simply too strong.
{\\Otto:[mamoru] You're really weak, airhead...wanna go out?
{\\Beeper: Ugh...I see two ways this can go. It's either going to turn
into an SI antific, or the DBZ characters are going to fall through a
plot hole any minute now, spout stupid dialogue, and save the senshi's
pathetic arses.
Your dream crystal's power couldn't be unleashed. You will have to
sacrify your life for it,
{\\Mu Tsu: Woah! This _is_ an anti-fic!
I think we got to find a way how to put your crystal into use." said
Mamoru suddenly, shattering the silence that they had created.
{\\Beeper: What's with this silence stuff?
"That's right. But if we don't destroy Tatsu, the earth and the moon will
be
jeopardized.
{\\Otto:[imitates SM,valley girl] And uh, like, that would be bad?
Let's figure out a plan, I'm sure there's some way to get rid
of this demon." replied Sailormoon.
{\\Beeper: I know: kill the author!
{\\Otto: Beeper! _NO_ _FLAMES_!
{\\Beeper: It had to be said, Otto.
Usagi wasn't particularly smart, even as Sailor Eternal. She kept giving
idea after idea about destroying Tatsu but none of them were rational.
One
of her dumb ideas was try talking Tatsu into peace.
{\\Mu Tsu: Wasn't she called 'Serena' in the beginning of the story?
{\\Otto: What's the deal with calling Usagi an idiot?
Day after day, all the Sailor soldiers tried to figure out an excellent
idea, but without avail.
{\\Beeper:[author] Heh heh, they're so stupid...
Mamoru suddenly came out with an idea. "Why not we go back in time to
destroy Tatsu and that mad scientist so that they cease to exist in this
world? Actually if we managed to destroy that demon, there won't be any
it
will cease to exist today."
{\\Otto: Once again: no shit, sherlock.
"But how? No one in this world knew how to produce a time machine? Even
though there's no time machine, there was never a device invented for
dimension traveling. Until we met Sailor Pluto and the other evil groups,
we
didn't know that another dimension exists. Besides that sounds like some
manga's storyline." chided Usagi.
{\\Beeper:[pissed off] No, it sounds like the storyline of a really
stupid pro-DBZ story that barely makes any sense!!!
"We could get Sailor Pluto to help us. Isn't she the Guardian of Time? We
could travel back in time that way."
{\\Beeper: Hell, all of them are stupid in this fic.
"Well, I don't think that Sailor Pluto will let us go through her
dimension.
{\\Mu Tsu: She's the only master of _her_ domain!
Besides that would probably be the same as changing history and many
unpleasant side-effects will happen. Maybe somthing or somone could cease
to
exist." interrupted Ami.
{\\Beeper: Maybe they can go back and kill the author!
{\\Otto, MuTsu: BEEPER!
{\\Beeper:[sobs]It hurts, Otto...
Rei glared to her and said which is worse, Tatsu or unpleasant
side-effects.
Ami shrunk back to her original position, clearly afraid of Rei's
notorious
temper.
{\\Mu Tsu: [ami] Please don't hurt me...
"Well, let's get started now! I think it's going to be fun." yelled
Michiru,
as in her usual cheerful tone.
{\\Otto:[Imitates stupid Michiru]Tee hee, I don't know what you're
talking about but let's fuck!
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{\\Otto: Um...I'm outta ASCII jokes.
{pause}
{\\All: Uh-Oh.
Mamoru and Usagi were busy getting ready to go.
{\\Beeper: Yes, before and after all battles, they like to have a victory
shag.
Food stuffs like dry biscuits and toiletries like tissue paper were
prepared. The most important of all, their weapons.
{\\Mu Tsu:[snorts][sarcastic]Yeah, those senshi are armed to the teeth
with dildo wands.
{\\Otto:[astonished] Moose, I thought you _liked_ Sailor Moon!
{\\Mu Tsu: The fic hurt me, I'm gonna hurt it.
{\\Otto:...
The day came when they were finally ready to go. The little group of six
stood in the middle of a deserted park.
{\\Beeper: So this actually ties in with "California Dreaming"?
{\\Otto: Beeper, we've already filled our MST6.7 ref quota for today.
Usagi then yelled :
{\\Beeper:"WHAT'S THAT SPELL?"
{\\Mu Tsu:"F^CK THE POLICE!"
{\\Otto:"GET ME OUTTA HERE!"
{\\Beeper:"C'mere, Headless Chicken!"
{\\Otto: "It's the author! Get'em!"
"Sailor soldiers, makeup!"
{\\All: Ohhh!
{\\Beeper: Wow! THey're field stripping their makeup kits and
reassembling them!
{\\Otto: Best time goes to Tuxedo Kamen, disturbingly enough...
They transformed into their Sailor attires and they began to call Sailor
Pluto.
{\\Mu Tsu: 1-900-4HENTAI? Who'd have thought...
{\\Otto:[imitates Sailor Pluto] Hello, welcome to Mistress Pluto's
Temporal Bordello - oh, it's you...
Firstly, Sailor Pluto was reluctant to let them pass because of the same
reason Ami had said a few day earlier; but after some of Rei's
threatening
and Mamoru's reasoning Pluto had no choice but to let them pass.
{\\Beeper: So the reasoning of an idiot with poor grammar and the
threatening of a bitchy temple girl with less power than her has
persuaded Pluto to let the people she has been trying to protect mess
with the timestream and threaten their own existance?!!
{\\Otto: It's called 'Smile and Nod.' I suggest you try the principle.
Sailormoon, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter, Sailor Venus and
Tuxedo Mask
went in to the door of time.
{\\Beeper: While the other senshi posed for a dojinshi artist...
"It's so dark and misleading here." commented Sailormoon.
{\\Beeper: That's a good description of this fanfic...
{\\Otto: And AOL, incidentally.
"Yeah, we better be careful in here. A time collapse may happen any
time."
{\\Beeper:[droll] Oh. Look. A pun, ha ha.
reasoned Sailormercury, her scout already in front of her eyes,
calculating
a correct way out.
They wandered here and there in search of the correct doorway.
{\\Mu Tsu: Woah...Koopa flashback...
Suddenly, the dimensions around them began to shake and shudder as if
there
was going to be an earthquake.
{\\Otto: They too were revolted by the fic's plot.
"Hang on to each other!" screamed Mamoru.
{\\Beeper:[mamoru] Here, I'll grab your thigh, you grab my pants, and
I'll have to improvise on Jupiter!
{\\Otto: Beeper...
Radiant lights of all colors exploded around them and they felt they were
being tossed around like rag dolls.
{\\Mu Tsu: They somehow wandered onto a mosh pit.
Mamoru saw a brilliant flash of light and began shouting to the others to
follow him. As he reach that spot of light he began to flew with a bunch
of
Sailors behind him.
{\\All[wave their hands around, jump around]Wooooo!! Crowd surfin'!!
He landed with a thud and fell unconscious.
{\\Otto: I once saw that at a concert.
The Sailors also blacked out after one another.
Little did they know that that rip was going to give them an adventure of
their lives.
{\\Beeper: Ah, foreshadowing as blatant as loud flatuence.
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{\\All:[cheer]
Copyright reserved 1997, 1998 by W. Siew Lee
{\\Mu Tsu: At least until the Thought Police hunt him down.
E-mail: wsiewlee@tm.net.my , siewlee_hiei@hotmail.com (C&Cs are
appreciated)
{\\Beeper: You want C&C? WE GOT YOUR C&C RIGHT HERE, PAL!
URL: http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Pagoda/3638
URL (fanfic site): http://members.xoom.com/hiei/dragon.htm --- all my
Dragonball fanfics are archived there.
{\\Otto: Aha! He _is_ pro DB!
{\\Mu Tsu: Well, the fic _is_ practically soaking in it...
A word from the author (12th of February, 1998):
It's my first crossover fic, which I wrote last year.
{\\Beeper: Ah, a first fic! That explains a lot!
That time, I still didn't have internet access. Thanks to my friend, Ad.
who is kind enough to download fanfics for me from the net.
{\\Otto:[author] He also handles my white slavery enterprises on AOL.
{\\Mu Tsu: Just like in that skunky movie, 'Every Mother's Worst Fear.'
{\\Beeper: Which is _MUCH_ worse than this fic.
There are quite a number of parts.
{\\Otto: Argh! Don't tell Blackadder!
For myself personally, my first part in multipart fanfics usually is
quite short, compared to the second chapter.
{\\Beeper: ARGH!
Anyway, enjoy yourselves! ^_^
{\\Beeper: I think that was an attempt at sick humor, Otto.
{\\Otto: Chill, my Bot Bro.
Disclaimer: 'Sailormoon' belongs to Naoko Takeuchi and other related
parties. 'Dragonball' belongs to Akira Toriyama, Bird Studios, Shounen
Weekly Jump, and other related parties.
{\\Mu Tsu: -And its over.
{\\Otto: That covers the Sailor Moon section of this fic.
{\\Beeper: Let's just hope that we don't have to sit through the next...
[doorway sequence in reverse]
SATELLITE OF FLAME
The Revue Crew staggered out of the tunnel of doorways, with a generally
sore feeling going around.
Mu Tsu: Well. That was painful.
Beeper: You said it. That was worse than 'Hangar 18'.
Mu Tsu: What?
Otto: Well, I'm just glad it's over.
Beeper: Yeah, the author needs to understand that it that he doesn't need
to prove that the DBZ characters are stronger than the Sailormoon
characters. Everyone knows that!
Mu Tsu: Not to mention how badly the fic needs editing...
Incabat was waiting for them.
Incabat: Are you guys alright?
Otto: Yeah, we're fine, I guess.
Incabat: Good, because Evil & Son are calling.
Otto:[groans] Oh, man...
BACK ON EARTH...
Blackadder smiled evilly, Baldrick standing alongside him in the dark
laboratory. It was only shortened a little when he realized they were
still sane.
Blackadder: So, you survived. Very well. On to the next post, I guess.
You might be happy to hear that I'm saving the next chapter of Z-Sailors
for some other day, when you're not expecting it. But rest assured, I
will find the piece of celestial crap that breaks you, and in turn will
break my opponent, Melchett!
SATELLITE OF FLAME
Otto:[angrily] Look man, if you hate this guy so much, why don't you make
_him_ watch this dung!?!
Mu Tsu: Yeah!
MEANWHILE...
Edmund Blackadder's face contorted from a fiendish grin, to confusion, to
realization, to anger.
Blackadder roared expletives and stormed off to his quarters to pound his
head against a table or something, pausing only to instruct Baldrick to
push the button.
SATELLITE OF FLAME
The Crew felt victorious, and celebrated.
After calming down a bit...
Otto: So, what do you guys have for fun here?
Mu Tsu: I'm not sure, I just got here.
Otto: Well, let's go exploring. And, you can tell me about Ranma and
Akane and whoever else. Come on, Beeper!
The newly formed crew went off to explore their ship.
Incabat went back to piloting the SoF, humming a happy J-Pop tune. It
seemed that things were finally getting interesting...
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THE END.
NOTES AND AFTERWORD
Hello everyone. I hope you enjoyed the first part of MCT500. Otto and the
gang's plight will continue in future MSTings.
Here is some info on my characters:
Otto Matik: A friend's screen name and an other friend's character manga
sketch caused my to create this character. He guest stars in a few of my
projects.
Incabat: Same as above; just different circumstances.
Mail me at http-www.no.tomorrow.com@juno.com
And now, some random facts, plugs and links:
1. The Power Rangers Zordon's base guest stars in the new Marilyn Manson
music video. It's one of my favorite parts, watch and see why.
2. alt.tv.mst3k.mstings is open! not many postings, so support your
people, MiSTies and fanboys!!
Thank You and Goodnight!!
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