On Sun, 16 Aug 1998, Koban Hiryuuno wrote:
---Andy Kent wrote:
---Chris Hall wrote:
This is just a funny list of titles I came up with a while ago.
I couldn't resist. Sorry!
Me neither. Hmm, this might become a cascade, if it isn't already...
=^,^=
*Ranma 1/2*
Kasumi: (Co-authored with Belldandy)
_HATE: The purest emotion_
_Proper Care and Maintanence for your Assault Rifle_
Nabiki: (Co-authored with Yotsuya)
_How to Keep Others From Taking Advantage of You_
_Benifits of performing Community Service_
Akane: (Co-authored with C-ko)
_Cooking with Akane Tendo_
_How to Seduce Unsuspecting Men_
(Any Newtonian Physics textbook. Co-authored with Lum and Mihoshi)
Ryoga:
_Mapsco_
_The Art of Refusing to Ask For Directions_
_Top Fifty Pick-up Lines_
Ranma: (Co-authored with Tasuki & Lum)
_Patience & Humbleness: The Path to Enlightenment_
_How to be PC_
Shampoo:
_Bicycle Hand Signals & Etequitte_
_Modesty and The Working Woman_
_Animal Explosion: Why your pet should be spayed/neutered_ (Co-authored
with Mousse and Ryouga)
Happosai:
_The Joys of Men's Underwear_
_Ascetic's Manual to Spirituality_
Kodachi:
_Sanity: A Twelve Step Program_
_Dangerous Food Additives_
Mousse:
_20/20_
_Don't Hide Sharp Metal Objects in Your Underpants_
_Dealing with Rejection_
Dr. Tofu
_Staying Calm and Collected All the Time_
Pantyhose Tarou
_500 Names for Your Child_
_Genial Laughter's Healing Influence_
Ryuu Kumon
_Use Your Skills to Get Ahead_
_Fight Identity Crisis: There's only that one special You!_
Cologne
_Modern Medical Miracles_
_Women in Traditional Roles: A Good Thing for Life_
(She'd write this. She'd just use the Amazon interpretation of a woman's
traditional role)
_Genetic Diversity: Why cloning should be banned_ (Cologne-ing)
Herb
_Acting Like Your Employee's Best Friend_
Genma
_How to be a Responsible Parent_
Tatewaki
_How to Win Friends and Influence People_ (yes, I know that it's a real
book)
_Recent Advances in Neuroscience_
*Tenchi Muyo*
Ryoko:
_Path of the Nun_
_Queen Serenity_
Ayeka:
_Lambada: The Forbidden Dance_
Tenchi:
_Kama Sutra_
_How to Tell Women No Because You're Gay_
Ryo-oh-ki:
_Carrots Are Bad For You_
Washuu
_Mad Science for Dummies_
_Dumb Luck: Winning the Lotto_
*Fushigi Yuugi*
Miaka:
_Gluttony: The World's Worst Sin_
_Crisis Management Technique_
Nakago:
_How to be Nice to People_
_Fond Childhood Memories_
Tamahome: (Co-authored with Nabiki)
_Money? No, I'll Do it For Free_
*Marmalade Boy*
Miki:
_I Know What I Should Do!_
Tsutomu: (Co-authored with Mousse)
_How to get over a girl who's been rejecting you most of your life_
Yuu: (Co-authored with Ranma & Tenchi)
_How to Attract Only One Girl_
*Evangelion*
Asuka:
_Speech? Why bother?_
_How to Overcome Feelings of Inadequacy_
Shinji:
_Journal of a Mega-Playboy_
_My Dad; The Best Man Alive_
_The principles of a strategic retreat, Art of War suppliment_ (Mustn't
run away!)
Rei:
_Life's a Joke; Laugh!_
_You Only Live Once_
_Curing Autism_
Misato:
_Beer is the Most Horrible Substance on the Earth_
_How To Dump a Guy For Good_
Ritsuko:
_Don't Tolerate Sexual Harrassment!_
_Dog Care Made Easy_
Gendo:
_A Reaffirmation of Kantian Ethics_
_How to Plan a Second Marriage_
Touji:
_Wheelchair Basketball Studies_
_My Eva Piloting Career: Retrospective_
Kensuke:
_Guns Are The Problem_
_How To Attract Women_
*Maison Ikkoku*
Godai:
_Straight A's: No Problem_
_Party, Party, Party!_
Kyoko:
_How to Lead Two Men On for Five Years_
Yotsuya, Akemi, Ichinose:
_Minding Your Own Business_
*Sailor Moon*
Usagi (Co-authored with Soun Tendo)
_Keeping Your Emotions in Check_
Rei Hino
_Why Shinto Doesn't Work as a Religion_
_Don't let your Friends get on Your Nerves_
Darien(This applies only to the DiC version)
_How Not to Come off as an Asshole 9 Times out of 10_
Naru
_Teach Yourself Self-Defense_
-Natsume Ranma Ranma
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The sardines weren't worth the trouble. A few more shots, then
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode. Ducking around a corner,
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of
my Anime supplier.
One look at his face and I knew that I was betrayed. "Tell me."
I insisted. He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance. Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao." he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...