Okay.  Everyone might accuse GutB of being a hypocrite, having useless
C&C(esp when his grammer isn't so hot), etc.  However, I'd like to keep an
open mind about this, so I'll try to write a short fic keeping his
critisms in mind, and see what comes up.

It was a sunny...

[Oh, wait.  Scene descriptions are pointless, aren't they?  Let's cut
straight to the middle of the story]

"Ranma!"  she cried in terror, hanging off the cliff, with only a young
sapling holding her from doom...

[Gosh, I forgot.  This is all filler, isn't it?  I'll cut this out too.]

"5000 yen, Kuno-chan"

[Oops!  OCC, since Nabiki doesn't really want money.  And, she's extorting
someone, when she's basically a harmless person]

Ryouga was confused.  Where's all this sand come from?  And how did these
worms get so huge?

[Golly.  I can't include any humerous references, since it's pointless in
regards to the fic, right?  I'll cut this part out too]


Okay, all my revisions are done.  Here's the final product.


			Ranma and Akane and Nabiki

Ranma and Akane had sex.  Nabiki gave flowers to beggars.

Lawson, biiih!

end.

Author's notes:  Yes, I know he said stuff with Ranma and Akane is bland,
but Ranma and anyone else would be OCC, and we know how GutB feels about
*that*.  And to make this a true GutB fic, I have to say that Lawson's
characterisations suck, despite the fact that he's been on this list so
much longer than I have.  I don't give a damn about C&C right now, but go
ahead if you really feel like it. 

-Natsume Ranma Ranma
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The sardines weren't worth the trouble.  A few more shots, then 
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode.  Ducking around a corner, 
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of 
my Anime supplier.

One look at his face and I knew that I was betrayed.  "Tell me."
I insisted.  He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance.  Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao." he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the 
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...