I disclaim everything..even the idea wasn't mine! But Uhm..if you liked it,
please feel free to tell me. *^.^* Please no killing me for this, Im just a
poor lil' fangirl with nothing better to do with her life!! And excuse the bad
Kuno-speak..Im still no good at it. ^.^;; ::bows at the Eloquent Ones feet::
::grovel grovel grovel::
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{Scene: The Kuno mansion, Kuno and Kodachi are sitting in chairs in the
library, Sasuke is in front of a computer screen.}
Kuno: Ahh, so the peasants of Furinkan believe that they can write fanfiction,
do they? Well, the members of the family Kuno will surely show them how it is
done! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kodachi: Right, Brother-dear! OHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Kuno: Sasuke, take this down! I shall try to keep this in simple wording, for
the sakes of everyone else. Ah, 'tis a noble thing I do!
Sasuke: Yes, Master Kuno.
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Ranma Saotome sat in the dojo, staring at the wall. The day had gone not well
for him, as he had been bested once again by Tatewaki Kuno, the rising star of
the fencing world. Ranma's fiance, Akane Tendo, followed by the red haired
goddess in pigtails entered the dojo.
"Saotome!" Akane shouted, release us from your evil spell!"
"Yes, we will have no more of this! You have held us long enough, and we want
free from you!" Cried the pigtailed girl.
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Kodachi: You have it all wrong, brother dear, it is not Ranma-darling that has
those hussies in a spell, but the other way around. And when do I come into
this story? When do I get my Ranma-darling?
Kuno: Be quiet, woman! Your part is coming, and this is my fic, therefore it
shall be I who decides who has entrapped who.
{Kodachi growls and whips a baton at Kuno's head, knocking him unconscious.}
Kodachi: Now this story shall be mine! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! Now, Sasuke, delete
that, and start anew!
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Ranma Saotome sat in the dojo, thinking of his one true love. *Oh, my love,
why can't I tell you how I feel?* he thought, sighing. *First..first I must
free myself from the spell of those evil girls!* He nodded to himself and
jumped up, running to the room of Akane Tendo.
Ranma burst into the room as Akane and the vile Pigtailed girl were plotting
a way to get him to marry them both. "Akane! Pigtailed girl! Let me free of
this horrible horrible spell that you have cast upon me!"
The two girls looked up, "And why would we do that, Ranma?" the Pigtailed
girl cooed, batting her eyelashes.
"I do not care for you, I have another love!"
"Another love? And who might that be, Ranma-dear?" Akane asked.
"Even your wicked spell cannot force my love away from..Todachi Tuno, the
Violet Violet!" he declared, striking a dramatic pose.
"The VIOLET VIOLET!?" Both girls screamed.
Yes, my love, Todachi, who is not, in any way an attempt of a self insertion
by the author, deserving as she is."
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{Kuno is finally waking up, and reads the screen slowly.}
Kuno: What is this?! This is pure drivel! Allow I, Tatewaki Kuno, to take over
this story before it goes too far.
{Kodachi frowns and picks up a book, no longer seeming interested in the fic.
Sasuke sighs and starts typing again.}
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"It matters not! For I, Katewaki Tuno, am here to absorb all the love of the
two goddesses that are before me!" a tall, very handsome man, with bulging
muscles, and obviously the strength of ten men, who was definitely not a poor
self insertion by the author, stepped in and embraced Akane and the Pigtailed
girl.
"Ooh, Katewaki-darling! Finally you have come to rescue us from that awful
Saotome's spell!" they cooed.
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{Kodachi interrupts with her view of the story...}
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Todachi Tuno stepped into the room, her purple leotard framing her well-
proportioned figure. "Ranma-darling, come to your loving Todachi! I am here to
free you from these awful, spiteful hussies!"
"Oh Todachi..I love you! Lets get married! I'll even take your name," Ranma
burbled, kissing Todachi, who wasn't a self insertion by the author.
"You, the vile Ranma Saotome, a part of the Tuno family?! Never! On my
father's grave, I shall shall break thee into a thousand pieces!" Tuno pulled
out his large sword and sliced Ranma's head off with one clean swoop.
"Brother! How dare you kill my fiance?!" Todachi screeched. "Very well, it is
no problem!" With that she threw a poison gas bomb at Akane Tendo and the
Pigtailed harlot, killing them instantly.
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Kuno: Why you...! Enguarde, Twisted Sister!!
Kodachi: Right here, right now, Brother-dear!
{Various sounds of violence and hurting-type things are heared. Sasuke
chuckles to himself as he continues typing, ignoring the Kuno siblings.}
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Unbeknownst to the Tuno siblings, a small ninja man threw one of Todachi's
poison gas bombs into the room, killing them both. "Haha! At last, I, Tasuke,
who is not a self insertion by the author, have won, and will never have to be
a servant again! Hahahahahahahahaha!!"
The End.
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{Sasuke chuckles to himself as he saves the fic to a disk and sends it to
Nabiki Tendo.}
Sasuke: Yes, this will be wonderful...now the world will know the true power
of Sasuke!!
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{Nabiki sees the fic in her box and gives it a once-over.}
Nabiki: Not bad..{grins evilly} FFML, here comes another one...{she types in a
few extra things in the subject and clicks the Send button.......}
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--::coughcoughsputterchoke:: Oi..gotta stop trying to laugh
like that. Lets try this again...OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO-OHOHOHOHOHOHO! Ahh, yes,
much better. There it is, ladies and gentlemen..and Happosais. Feel free to
yell at me for this..::contemplates one by the Tendo girls..or maybe Genma and
Soun...::
::grins:: Til next time! *^.~*
~Nabiki~
http://members.aol.com/Nabikisan/NabikisRoom.index.html
P.S. Still working on my other fics..please be patient...