[A group of bedraggled young women led by Ranma-chan, Akane, and the rest of
the women of the Ranmaverse stumble out of a glowing portal and into the real
world. All are armed or otherwise ready for a fight. Even Kasumi has the glint
of death in her eyes.]

Ranma: OK girls, we made it across. Now we have to find that spammer.

Akane: Are you sure this is how we should handle this Ranma? I mean the list
has been spammed before and Tybalt always handles it pretty well. Can't we
leave it to him or her?

Ukyou: Yeah Ranchan. I mean we're all as mad as you, but look at the hell we
went through getting across to the real world and now we have to find them,
pound them into oblivion and get back to our own universe without being seen.

Ranma: (outraged) I can't believe you guys! Yeah, you're right. Tybalt can
probably handle this, but this is personal. I mean c'mon yeah things were
kinda' nuts and all, but now... (shudders) That was just too far. These guys
gotta pay. I can handle monsters, I can handle curses, I can handle magic and
demons and anything else that came to kick my butt. But what these guys let
loose on us.... (shudders violently) Tell ya what girls. Every time you feel
like turnin' around and goin' back just run the memories back through your
head
and remind yourself that these are the guys who got Happosai his Viagra.

[The women all stiffen and their faces harden with resolve. The mob moves off
on their deadly mission.]


Couldn't help it. The idea popped into my head and I couldn't get rid of it.
Blame it on my migraine medicine. Yeah, that's it! 

C-chan