On Mon, 27 Jul 1998, skeezy5 wrote:

Announcer: In the red corner, Saotome Ranma!

[Ranma raises his hand, expecting the crowd to cheer, but is loudly
booed.  A close up on the crowd reveals tightly packed seats, 
overflowing with cute, small girls.  At the forefront of this
group is... Shiratori Azusa.]

Announcer: And in the blue corner...

[The lights in the arena cut out, and a single spotlight shines 
upon the pair of double doors.  A hush falls over the crowd, as
the doors slowly open.  The guards that are blocking the crowd
from entering the aisle tense, knowing what will happen in a few
seconds.]

Announcer: HELLO KITTY!!!

[The crowd throws things at Ranma, like phones, tables, and water
balloons.  Meanwhile, the dripping wet Onna-Ranma spies the cat with no
mouth]

Hello Kitty: *rantrantrant* ...Hey!  Pay attention!

Ranma: Auuuggghhh!  Cccc...ccaaa...ca...MROWRRRRRR!

Everyone:  Hey!  Two cat-girls on stage!  KAWAII!

-Natsume Ranma Ranma
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The sardines weren't worth the trouble.  A few more shots, then 
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode.  Ducking around a corner, 
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of 
my Anime supplier.

One look at his face and I knew that I was betrayed.  "Tell me."
I insisted.  He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance.  Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao." he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the 
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...