On Thu, 23 Jul 1998 04:06:31   Morpheus the Shaper wrote:

At 09:19 PM 7/21/98 -0700, you wrote:

At 07:55 PM 7/21/98, G.L. Sandborn wrote:

Oh, that.  Well, if that were the case, she-males and sex
changed males would be the best lovers on the planet.  I haven't
exactly ever heard one of them being mentioned in the same breath
as Casanova.

Greg, we're talking OEM here, not after market add ons.
I think it's a bit tough to get all the nerves hooked up right
with a knife, whereas a curse allows complete connection
of all the important bits to the brain.

Point, Palmer.  Okay, how about he *knows* how but is totally
inept at the follow through or hasn't the equipment to do the job?  I
can see the medical books now...

"Years of martial arts training has caused certain deformities
in this young man.  You will notice how his... OEM is actually smaller
than his little finger.  There were rumors about his being an
aquatransexual had something to do with it (owing to the eventual blurring
of genders over the years) but we're convinced here at the Palmer
Anime Character Sexual Research Center that this specimen is simply, as
his wife refers to him, a sexual jerk.  Thank you."

And there's also the concept of 'knowing how' and 'execution'.
Then there's the idea of..... GEEEEEZ, Palmer, you sure think of the
strangest things to complain about.

Well, actually, that was the only bit of the story that struck me oddly. I
mean, right after what *seems* to have been their first real kiss, and then
Akane says that they've already had sex? What? They didn't kiss during sex?
Or they find kissing upright and clothed in public more stimulating? And
then, once they get home, Akane mentions that she knows where Kasumi keeps
her pillow book(? I don't remember precicely) and they both seem excited,
like maybe it *is* at a big deal. Something isn't adding up... And it sounds
like Akane and/or Ranma (possibly in collusion) acting to defuse any
curiosity about their sex life. Which, as sure as sunrise, there would be.

How's about that? ^_^

Maybe he was a lousy lover that
way too.  (Nabiki DID ask him about that, ya know.)

Hmmmmmmmmm.

Well, really, the only way to be *lousy*, in my experience, is if you don't
care about your partner having fun too. Ranma might be that much of a
jerk... *once* and then Akane mallets him. But if they've gotten to the
having sex part, one presumes that they have actually admitted they care
about each other, and I doubt he'd make that mistake twice. He might even
take it as a challenge.

Think of it this way, now Ranma has a reason to try and master
Martial Arts Getting Akane Off or The G-Spot Exploding Point or...
(Oh, for pete's sake, fill in your own here).

That's better. Much better.

See above. ^_^

I figure that after a few months Ranma would be able
to regularly get Akane off. Off course, they still
be able to hold a candle to Kasumi.^_^

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