At the request and urging of one of the Taskmasters, I hereby
declare AUTHOR SEASON! ^_-

We have gathered a lengthy list of authors which are in dire need of 
prodding, however we have not enough Taskmasters to accomplish
the task! If thou dost desire the office of Deputy Bastard Taskmaster
>From Hell, please contact the Mouse forthwith! ^_^

To encourage thee to join, please take note of the famous authors which
are without Taskmasters! For one low price they can be yours for the
prodding! ^_-

Andrew Huang, who doth write Neon Genesis Evanjellydonut
Caroline "Kun-chan" Seawright, author of tasteful Ranma lemons!
Erin Mills, author of FFML no Fanfic!
Firehawke, who doth present a special request! For anyone
   who hath read his story, Unlimited Moment, he wishes
   a sympathetic prodder! As much as possible given their
   harsh duties ^_-
Rob Orick, famous for his band of .sig characters!
Wing Tang Wong, who hath recently rejoined the list, and should
  be given a very electrifying welcome! ^_-
Zen, who is recently unTaskmaster'd, his previous Taskmaster
   suffered an acute attack of that dreaded malaise -- Real Life!
Any of the Spam Mailing List Ultimate Fighting Tournament
   authors!

If thou dost wish to heartily encourage any of these or other authors 
please contact the Mouse!

THE PRODDING SHALL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES!! 
HAHAhaHAhaHAHAhaHAhaha!!!!! ^_^

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~ "You evil, EVIL man!" -- Foxtrot  ~
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