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A SAILOR MARS PRIMER
See Rei.
Rei is filled with joy.
See Rei play with flame.
See Rei grin.
Rei likes flame.
Rei likes flame too much.
Rei likes flame WAY too much.

Rei starts flame.
Flame burns.
Flame burns house.
Her house, that is.
Flame burns more than just house.
Flame burns house next door, too.
Flame burns block.
Flame burns ward.
Flame burns half of town.
Oops.

Rei likes flame too much for own good.
Rei needs help.
Friends call for help.
Help comes.
Cops come take Rei away.
THE END
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This is cute and funny in a twisted kind of way. I like it.


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Ron Bailey baileyr@hotmail.com, rjbailey@my-dejanews.com

"Oh, great.  We're all gonna die."
"It happens...but miracles happen too."
         --Rattrap & Rhinox, "CotF" Part 2

"I mean, I *like* being attractive and popular, it's, like, *me*, okay?
So if Dr. Shar makes everybody *else* attractive and popular,
then *I'll* have to be even more attractive just to keep *up,* and
then if they, like, go back to her to catch up to *me,* then *I'll* have
to go back and pretty soon it'll be, like, one of those vicious
*things!* Where will it end, Daria? Where will it *end?*" (Too Cute)
- Quinn Morgendorfer

TF Fan Code: G++ FR FW-- M- #0 D- AA+ N+ W B-- OP+ MUSH- BC-- CN- OM-- 


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