Unfortunately, this is not Chapter 3 of "Cat-Fist Fervor"(obviously).  If you
want to know why it's gonna be at least another week before it's done, allow
me to introduce my assistant writing staff:

	Abrasia, Muse of Artistic Unease [Gestures to a 20 year old looking woman in
a toga with pink, crewcut hair and a lot of dangling chain earrings. She
loudly snaps a bubble of gum.]

	Flash D'Angello, Patron Saint of Nagging Distractions [Man in white robes,
staring intently at a largish dust mote flitting across the room]

	Glitch, My personal Gremlin [gestures to a blue haired lizard thing, which is
chewing noisily on a floppy disk]

	And, last but not least,

	Deo-Sparks, God of Brain Cramps, Writers Block, and General Literary
Disfunction (3rd class, limited. Probationary license) [gestures at a man who
looks about 30, has black, shoulder-length hair with a crimson streak down the
middle wearing loose fitting diaphanous robes. He's marked with two thin lines
on each cheek and an inverted trapezoid shape on his forehead]

What can I say, I've always attracted interesting friends.  At any rate,
awhile back I read some posts on a Ranma/Gilligan crossover.  It didn't seem
like much at first, but the more I thought about it, the more the idea got
stuck in my head.  Finally, I concocted an idea for the theme song out in my
head, not planning to take it any further.   However, by that time I couldn't
get rid of the idea, _Abrasia_.[I glare at the Muse. She shrugs.]  Anyway,
here it is.  I hope you like it, please don't kill me, sue me, or lynch me.
Glitch!  Drop that cord this instant!  Bad gremlin! Bad!

[Sighing] It's gonna be a long week...  


	Ranma's Isle
	Opening Theme

	By:
	Wakko Warner, Ani-Maniac

("Gilligan's Island" theme music, [R]anma, [A]kane, and the featured cast
[All] singing as noted)

[R]	Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
	the tale of a fateful trip:
	That started with a Violent Girl...
		{Ranma gets malleted into the ground}
[A]	And a baka, hentai git
[All]	|And a baka, hentai git|
		

[A]	The 'mate was a martial artist teen,
[R]	the cap' "Kawaikunee"
		{Mallet again, this time larger}
[A]	They left the dock at 9AM 
	they'd be back later that day.
[R]	{muffled, under mallet}|Be back in time for lunch|
		{Akane mallets the talking mallet}
		[A]	{yelling}That ain't the right line!

[A]	The weather stayed just fine that day.
	The whole trip seemed real 'boss',
[R]	{Somewhat recovered}But because she let Ryoga steer,
	We got completely lost!
		[A]	{Yelling}Baka, its all your fault!{mallets Ranma again}	
[All]	|It was still all Ranma's fault|

[A]	So join us here sometime later
	We hope that you will smile
	at:

[All]	Ranma... {sung like 1st season opening}
		(Ranma headshot, smiling and slightly battered)
[R]	The violent girl... {Ranma gets malleted again}
		(Akane headshot, yelling 'Baka" at Ranma)
[All]	The Millionaire and ummmm.... the other one...
		(Twin shots of Tatewaki and Kodachi)
	The Seiyuu star...
		(Shot of Kasumi smiling dreamily)
	The Professor...
		(Shot of Dr. Tofu, upside down and listing to the left)
	and the onna-Chef...
		(Shot of Ukyo hefting her giant spatula)

Here on Ranma's Isle!!