OneShot wrote:
Chiryuu...I think that's his name. He's the guy from Combustible Campus
Guardress that keeps peeking up the main female character, Hazumi's dress....and
continued to do so even after he was once severed at the waist and going to die.
"W-what the hell do you think you're doing?!" Asuka shouted.
"I'm just giving myself a little piece of heaven," Chiryuu replied. He was
crouching behind Asuka, raising the back of her school dress up at staring up at
her panties.
Asuka turned toward him and kicked him in the face, knocking him down to the
ground and on his back.
"You goddamn pervert!!!" she shouted, walking up to Chiryuu's prone body and
giving him a swift kick in his ribs. "You'll die for that!!!"
Chiryuu's eyes narrow as he sat upright and grabbed Asuka's ankle as she tried
to kick him for the tenth time. He tightened his grip around her ankle, showing
her that he has strength.
"Enough!" he said, his voice serious.
Asuka was momentarily stunned. This man was rather large and strong looking. The
man looked like he could hurt her if he wanted to.
Chiryuu's eyes narrowed as he released Asuka, standing up.
A moment later, he crouched back down, leaned forward, pulled the front of
Asuka's dress up to look at her panties again. "Hello Kitty? You like that
series?"
"Die!!!"
I just wrote it for fun....
Replace that with just about any other girl and you pretty much have the same
reaction from them.....except for Rei Ayanami ;)
And what you think her reaction to him be? Hmmm? 9_9
Oh, something like this:
Rei suddenly notices a breeze blowing up her skirt from behind and looks behind her.
Crouching behind her is the imposing form of Chiruu.
"What are you doing?" says Rei with no emotion in her voice.
"Just getting the free show," said Chiruu from underneath her uniform skirt.
"Why?" asks Rei with quiet innocence.
"Umm," said Chiruu perplexedly. This had never happened to him before. He brought
his head out from under her skirt with a curious look on his face. "Whadd'ya mean
'why?' "
"It seems strange that you would wish to peep at this empty shell." said Rei with a
hint of sadness in her voice. "for there are others and I am replacable."
"Uhh... I think I'd better stick to girls I know. Bye!" Chiruu runs off because Rei
is just too strange for him.
--
Ikari Ayanami Rei-chan.
And so, my children, the time has come to close
the book. There will be other days and other
stories, but this tale is finished.
-1991 David Eddings, "The Mallorean"