Two things.
   1> C&C welcome.
   2> Ekoj a si siht.

-Tybalt 
-No really, its me.
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<There is a large black X in the center of the screen.  Ranma enters and 
 looks around.  The X is casting a shadow on him.  He looks thoughtfully 
 at the screen.>
<Ranma> Hey, Akane!
<Akane, off screen> What!?
<Ranma, beckoning> Come here.
<Akane walks in shot> What?  Hey, what's that X doing there?
<Ranma> I don't know...you don't think it means that this fic is X rated 
	do you?
<Akane, crosses arms> I don't feel X rated.  Pervert.
<Ramna> I told you not to call me that.
<Akane> Why not?  Its true.
<Nabiki walks in to shot> What's that X doing over everything?
<Ranma> Uh oh.
<Akane> What do you mean 'Uh oh'?
<Ranma> X over?
<Nabiki, looks at the screen> I came out here for that? <leaves> 
<Akane> But Tro...I mean, Tybalt doesn't write crossovers.
<Ranma> Yeah?  Well maybe he's just being literal.
<Akane> You mean we just did half a page of dialog for that crappy pun?
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FITH Productions 
  Brings You
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<Ranma and Akane leave.  Together.  Not even fighting.  They'd die if 
 they knew you saw it.> 
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    A 
Tybalt-Made
 Me-Do-It
   Fic
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<Kasumi walks in shot with a pail of soapy water.  She takes a rag out of 
 the pail and wrings it out.  She then take out a piece of paper, reads it 
 and shrugs.  She puts the rag on her head and then looks at the camera.  
 She waits a couple of seconds and then drops the rag on the floor.  She 
 stands on it and again looks at the camera.  She looks at the piece of 
 paper again shakes her head and puts it away.  She then picks up the rag 
 and rinses it out.  She then starts to wash the X off of the screen.>
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Matthe^H^H^H^H^H^HTybalt
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<Kuno stalks down a country road carrying his bokken.  He has a look of 
 angry determination on his face. [Where else would he have it?]> 
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  X-Over
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<Kuno approaches what looks to be a stable.>
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Dramatis Personae

Kuno (The Tatewaki variety)
Kodachi (A sister)
Sasuke (A man servant, and not a ninja.  Honest.)
Ed (The dark one, He who shall not be named, The Lord of Lies, The Master 
    of Mistruth, The Harold of something that starts with an h)
Tybalt (A spamoclast[Spamoclast - destroyer of cherished spam])

X-Over (A very bad pun who has changed his ways and didn't really mean it 
        sorry for all the bother) 
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<Inside the stable.  There are several stalls.  Most are empty, though 
 there is an old looking horse in the last stall.  It appears to be 
 reading a manifest that is painted on the far wall, and trying to stand 
 on two legs.  There is a crash from outside...something like a stable 
 door being kicked open.> 
<Horse> Wiiiilbuuuur?
<There is another crash, like someone being hit by a stable door on the 
 back swing.>
<Horse> Iiiiis thiiiis abooooout theeee raaaaace yeeesteeeerdaaay?  Iiii 
        sweeeeaar Iiiii triiiiipped.
<Voice off screen> INFERNAL DEVICE!  How dare thou attack the noble heir 
                   to the house of Kuno!  I shall smite thee and...er...I 
                   shall smite thee some more!
<Horse> Wiiiiiilbuuur?
<More crashing.>
<Voice> Ha!  Where are thy attacks now, foolish one?!  The mighty Blue 
        Thunder Will <CRASH>
<Horse, looks curious.  Leans over and opens stall door with his mouth.>
<Voice> My LEG!!!  Have you no scruples??! Ha!  Tis but a flesh wound.  Your 
        evil is no match for the house of Kuno!  Die!
<Horse walks out of stall and down to the front of the stable.  We see 
 Kuno engaged in a life or death struggle with a stable door.  Its hard to 
 tell who's winning.>
<Horse>Eeeexcuuuuse Meeee.
<Kuno> I have no time for thine equine repartee, my honor...<blinks and 
       looks at the horse again>
<The door bounces off the wall a swings shut hitting Kuno in the face.  
 The horse just watches.>
<Kuno, from outside> By NODE!!  DATARDLY FING!  Brebair do die!
<Suddenly the door is bisected by a thin line of light.  More follow the 
 first, then with the deliberate slowness that only anime can achieve the 
 door slides apart.  In 243 bite sized chunks.>
<Horse, thinks> Wow, this guy might be dangerous...if he was at all 
                competent.
<Kuno> Now, who ib de fing dat dare do inderup de ...
<Horse> Iiiif yooou stoooop hoooldiing yoour noooose ...
<Kuno, takes hand away from nose.> By the lords of heaven!  The beast 
                                   doth speak!
<Horse, blink, blink>
<Kuno> What manner of daemon art thou?!
<Horse, amiably> Myyyy friiiends caaaall meeee Eeeed.
<Kuno> Blasphmy!  Thy days are at an end evil one!
<Ed> Thaaats Mr. Eeeed toooo yoooou, Puuunk.
<Kuno> WHAT?!
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<Later, at the Noble House of Kuno.  Tatewaki limps in.  His nose is swollen.>
<Kodachi, looks up from darning a black leotard> Brother Dear, what ever 
                                                 has happened to you?
<Kuno, limping> Today is a proud day for our great house, my sister.  
                Today your brother has destroyed not one but two great 
                blights upon the world!
<Kodachi, looks doubtful> Did you hear that some terrorist killed Mr. Ed?
<Kuno> Mr. Ed?  Is this some famous person I should be aware of?
<Kodachi> He was a talking horse, surely you had heard of him.
<Kuno> Er...no.  Sasuke!  I require your assistance.
<Sasuke, stepping from a shadow he'd been not hiding in because he wasn't 
 a ninja.> Yes, master Kuno?
<Kuno, quietly> I have been wounded, speak not of it to the others...oh, and 
                bring the tweezers.

                             <END>