JLee100441@aol.com wrote:

OK the challenge is this:

Do an Anime Celebrity Death Match with two characters going at it.
The characters can be from the same series or different series.

You can have team matches, cage matches and what not.

You can even use real life celebrities, just so long as one of the contindents
is an anime character.

Of course characters can cheat, use weapons, bring in outside help etc. etc.

Well have fun and LET'S GET IT ON!!
James

	Okay, You asked for it.
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	{Ding! Ding! Ding! } The sound of a bell is being rung.
	"Hello Sports Fans, Some of you might know me and most won't. *Cough!* In case 
you haven't figured it out I'm called Trom." Deep Bow, "This is my first in fic 
appearance but I thought what the heck.  This is a Death Match, I wasn't about to miss 
it." Shuffles around a little, kind of nervous.

	"Anyway lets take a look at the line up tonight!" Mutters under breath, "Where 
did I put that list, why can't people leave my stuff alone?" Starts throwing papers 
around looking for his list.

	"Aha! found it!" Sits upright, "Okay lets see, huh only one? Come on I can find 
at least two others can't I?"  Picks up a telephone. "Murray! Why isn't there any most 
death matches lined up?"  Listens to the phone for a bit. "What just because I'm a 
little behind on The Game and the Ranma/Crying Freeman crossover?  They refuse to work 
for me until I do more on them?  They should be happy I'm not one of the other authors, 
or else they'd never be finished.  Anyway I'm just experiencing a little writers block 
Okay?" Holds the phone away from his head from loud noise it erupted.  He just hangs it 
up and sighs deeply.

	"Well I guess we'll just be seeing the one." A big dramatic pause.

	"YES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TONIGHT WE WILL WITNESS THE BATTLE OF THE SHRUNKEN 
MUMMIE-" Whack! Gets hit by a gnarled staff. "Ow! Hey don't hit me I'm just the outlet 
for the writers comments." 

	"YES! THEY'VE BEEN TEASING US WITH THIS FIGHT SINCE THEY FIRST SHOWED UP."  We 
change our view to see a fighting ring (No! put it away! We're not doing a ring fight! 
Sorry bad pun!) "IN THIS CORNER, IN PURPLE, THE SELF PROCLAIMED GREATEST EVIL IN JAPAN! 
HAPPOSAI!" The Grandmaster of the Anything goes school takes a deep bow, he turns to 
regard his opponent. Trom takes a deep breath. "THE GHOUL OF THE AMAZONS-" Trom ducks 
the rock thrown his way.  Pushes a button and an energy field surrounds the ring.  
Nothing will be able to exit it until one of the contenders are dead. "-IN GREEN! 
COLOGNE!" mutters to himself, "Man do I need an audience."  Looks up. "Hey me!" 

	**YES?** Talk about split personalities here.

	"How about some more people here?" 

	**WHO DO YOU THINK I AM? GOD? YOU CAN'T JUST CREATE PEOPLE LIKE THAT.**	

	 "Morron!  Your writing this, you're the crossest thing to one we've got." Trom 
is getting upset with himself.

	**MAN THAT'S PATHETIC ISN'T IT, WELL ANY WAY.**

	"Ya! Fight!  Fight!" A large group of people start chanting.

	"Hmp! That's better." Trom turns back to the front.  "Anyway here it is Happosai 
verse Cologne.  To the death."
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	"Come on Col-chan," Happosai leered at Cologne.  "You don't think you can 
actually defeat me do you?" He got into his ready stance, which was hard to tell for he 
gave no sign of moving.

	"I've learned a few things since last we fought," She began grimly.  "Even if 
you win it'll cost you dearly."  She stood there perfectly balanced on her staff.  She 
then started showing her battle aura, Happosai followed suit.  Their hair standing up on 
ends, eyes glowing brightly.

	They leaped at each other, passing in mid-air.  No noticeable effort was 
displayed by either combatant.  They landed with their backs to each other Happosai 
turning to gloat at Cologne, as once again he had placed a wonder bra on Cologne.  Only 
to look down to notice that she had done the same to him.  He narrowed his eyes at his 
opponent.

	" Hmm, you have gotten better."  All traces of humor were gone from his face, he 
knew if he wanted to survive this fight he'd have to go all out.  Leaping strait up, he 
used the energy barrier surrounding the ring to propel himself at Cologne.  She readied 
herself for anything.  

	"Happo Fire Burst!"  Happosai let loose a barrage of his large fire crackers.  
But Cologne was no where near where they landed, already readying her own attack. 
	"Chestnut-fist!" [Sorry I forgot all the Japanese attack names-Trom] She lashed 
out with her staff, trying to hit all of Happosai's pressure points, but to no avail.  
Happy was just to fast for that to work.  They both landed on the mat.

	"Ready yourself Cologne!" Gathering his Ki into his demon attack.

	"Any time you old fool!" Cologne gathered her own Ki into a shield around her. 
Just as Happosai let his demon attack loose. The dark red demon Ki leaped to engulf 
cologne's own.  It swirled around it, searching for any sign of weakness in it.  Finding 
none, it raised into the air, Cologne braced herself, and was upon her.

	{BOOM!!!!!!} The audience was fortunate that the barrier was there to stop the 
path of that energy blast, as it was since it went off in an enclosed area, Happosai 
also felt the wrath of his own power and was thrown against the side of the barrier 
wall.  Smoke covered everyone's line of sight.

	The Smoke cleared to show Cologne, her staff broken, and robes in tatters, as 
she fell to her knees.  Happosai was in much better shape, as he got up from the mat to 
stand over his opponent.

	"It's been swell Col-chan, I'll miss you.  But there can be only one." He leaped 
the helpless Amazon.

	"I'm not beat yet.  "ANCIENT AMAZON FINAL ATTACK!" She reach for her robe, and 
then with a tearing sound...................................... 
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 

	The screen turns black.  No amount of adjusting will get it back.  So we go back 
to Trom, you is in the studio.

	"Argghh! MY EYES! I'M BLIND!" Blood is pouring from his clenched shut eyes.  
Bringing his hands to his eyes trying to get them to work.  "Oh what a world! Who could 
have thought of such a sick, deadly technique!?"  After rubbing his eyes until the blood 
washes away, he opens his eyes and lets loose a sigh of relief.

	"Man that was close, it was a good thing the monniters blacked out when they 
did, or else I'd be blind for life, if not dead.  So that's what happen to Mousse, when 
he was just a little boy he tried to sneak a peak at a naked Shampoo and found Cologne 
instead." Shudder "Ahem, THE WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION, COLOGNE!" pauses for the applause, 
but when none come picks up the phone.  "What happened to the audience?"  Showing a sick 
humorless/psychotic grin.  "Oops, well how was I suppose to know she would do a 
technique like that?"  Turns back to the screen.

	"Good night everybody!"
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What a sick strange world we live in.   
							Trom