This is something I came up with last night; write a revenge fic,
where the one getting the revenge is you from a self insert fic.  That
would mean characters like, The God of Moments after Chris Angel,
Legion after Ed, Twister after Darren, and many others.  Well, what
do you think?

[With apologies to Sebastian Weinberg]

<Author> was walking down the street, lost in thought about how pathetic and
depressing his life was, when suddenly a flash of golden light blinded him.
<Author> gaped.  There, standing in front of him, was <Avatar>!

<Avatar> scowled.  "Aha!  At long last I have found you, <Author>!"

<Author> tried to sweatdrop and, failing, instead cringed.  "<Avatar>!  How
did I - you - get here?"

"Never mind!"  <Avatar> pulled out a BFG 10K, only more so.  He pointed it
at <Author>.  "Do you know what you've done to me?"

<Author> thought quickly.  "Gave you an exciting life?"

<Avatar>'s eyes bulged.  "Exciting?!  You call this-"

"And had you meet interesting people?"

"Interesting is hardly-"

"And gain vast new powers, and live dangerously yet always somehow survive?"

"Well, but the price-"

"And didn't I get you laid?  That's better than I've been doing!"

<Avatar> thought this over.  Finally, a smile lit his face.  "Yeah, that's
right!  What am I thinking?"  <Avatar> put away his BFG.  "Actually, I'd
like to shake your hand."

<Author> and <Avatar> shook hands warmly.  Finally, <Avatar> turned away.
"Well, got to get back and have more fun and exciting adventures and have
more fun and exciting women.  Don't wait up."

"Wait!"  <Author> grabbed <Avatar>'s shoulder.  "Take me with you!"

<Avatar> snorted.  "What, you think I've forgotten about all the angst and
pain you've put me through?  I've found the ultimate revenge for that,
however.  I'm going to let you continue to lead your pathetic, useless
existence."

"But-"

"Goodbye."  <Avatar> disappeared in a flash of golden light that smirked.

<Author> fell to his knees, weeping.  "No, no... you were supposed to take
me with you... oh, the humanity..."



-Richard
-Who means it all in good fun