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From: HARRISON C <CMHARRIS@glam.ac.uk>
To: 'fanfic@fanfic.com' <fanfic@fanfic.com>
Date: Wednesday, May 27, 1998 9:59 AM
Subject: [FFML] [Info] Tellytubbies explained(For you who asked) (Yes,
Tybalt, this is valid)


<teeny snip>

Tellytubbies is a pre-school childrens' TV series that you either love
or hate. It is very popular among students, as it is highly likely that
it was created on some form of chemical stimulation. There are four
tellytubbies, and their vacuum. They live in a world where the sun has a
baby's face, there are speaking tubes all over, and a giant windmill.
The Tellytubbies themselves look like giant babies, have daft arials on
their heads, and TV sets mounted in their stomachs.

Here's the scary part: in Britain, it's most popular with...
13-17 year old drug addicts and juvenile delinquents
Gay men in their 20's
children under two.

I don't know where I saw this, but it was some report on children's TV.

Suggested course of action: massive nuclear strike.

Affirmative.  Fire at will.

That is all I have to say on this distasteful subject. In Britain, it's
on twice a day (A Repeat from yesterday as well as a new part) and is
driving most sane people insane.
It has been sold to Japan, Israel, a lot of Europe, and, most recently,
America.

It's on at least three channels in the Washington D.C. area, and on once in
the morning, and once in the afternoon.  Scary, ne?

I think Barney may be in trouble.

I can see it now. The battle for viewers...
Barney: I love you, you love me, don't ever watch Tellytubbies...

The Novocastrian Samurai:
           HATES THE TELLYTUBBIES!

More power to you.

~Kitiara (who has just out away the TV Guide, for fear there are more
channels showing Tellytubbies)
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Xander: "Hmm, and we thought just because we didn't have any money or any
place to go, this'd be a lackluster evening."
Willow: "I know! We could go to the Bronze, and sneak in our own tea bags
and ask for hot water."
Xander: "Hop off the outlaw train, Will, before you land us all in jail."