Ukyou meets and begins playing with that cute 'girl' Ranma. Ranma
enjoys the company of that cute 'girl', Ukyou. Ukyou's father asks Genma
if his 'daughter' has been bethrothed, while plying him with all the
okonomiyaki he can eat.

  Ukyou's father and Genma strike the marriage agreement with the
okonomiyaki ya as dowry. Genma steals the Kuonji family business and
leaves Ukyou behind. Thinking he has lost both his livelihood *and* his
'wife', he swears revenge and goes off to invent the okonomiyaki-ryuu
style of martial arts.

  Depending on how evil I feel, Ukyou may take a side trip to Jusenkyou
and bottle some water, possibly getting splashed in the process. (Can I
hear you say "I gave up my manhood for you, Ranchan!"?)

  Fast forward to Nerima. Ukyou meets onna-teki Ranma first, during the
phoenix episode, no less. The rest, as they say, is a story to be told.

Im using this plotline idea in one of my fics, so dont steal, just
comment. Is it silly/very silly/ridiculous/you have a psiryer idea?

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Rhialto