This just been in my head for some time. The challenge is this.

Write a fanfic with the following in it.

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Screen shot showing Tokyo 3.

Voiceover:This is a Tokyo 3 News Special Report: NERV Declasified!
(The following program has been edited for content and national security.)

Scene: We see the newscaster standing in one of the hallways of NERV
headquarters.

Newscaster:We have seen just what NERV does during an Angel attack and  we've
talked to head of NERV operations Major Katsuragi as well as Dr. Akagi. Now
before we talk with the pilots and the NERV commander himself. Let's talk to
someone who beleaves she knows the true personnalities of the people of NERV.

Scene changes to an office. We see Maya sitting behind a desk laughing.

Maya: The commander? Well he's a strong and very compitent man, but I tell ya,
one of these day's he's going to have to go to wizerd of Oz and ask for a
HEART! As for Dr. Akagi? She's my hero and always look up to her, but she can
be soo stuck up at times! Then there's Misato heh. Let me tell ya, if it
wasn't for Kaji the only love life she would probably have would be with that
penguin of hers....BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Maya looks over at the camera.

Maya:heh heh Your going tell me when that things turned on right?

Scene returns to the hallway.

Newscaster: Now lets talk with the pilots of the Evangelion robots. Keep in
mind that there names and identities are being hidden for their protection.

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Well there you have. Some tipes:

1)It need not be in script format. You can change it to story format if need
be.
2)You may used this with other EVA fics. (Evajellydounut. hint hint hint)

Good Luck!
James