I have no idea as to who owns ROBOTECH, so just don't sue me.

*****

SCENE:  A row of varatechs.  As red lights flash and sirens go off, lots of
pilots scramble for thier planes.  We see RICK heading for Skull Leader one.
As he gets in, LISA's voice comes over the intercom.

LISA:  Rick!  Wait!  We forgot to check your veratech after the last battle!
RICK:  Don't worry Lisa.  I've been using that new ultra-synthetic gasoline as
of late.
LISA:  You mean Zentradline?
RICK:  Yep.  It gives me high preformance, keeps my fuel lines cleaned out,
and I can always rely on the extra turbo boost this stuff can gve me in a
pinch!
LISA:  Oh Rick....
RICK:  Not now Lisa, Minmei's singing on channel 5 and I wanna listen while
I'm killing aliens.  See ya!

RICK takes off in a blast of flame and smoke.  Lisa is left standing at the
control tower with a look of dread.

CLAUDIA:  Humph, that bastard!  Can't he see how you feel about him?  I hope
he gets blown to pieces!
LISA:  Not likely.  His tank's full of Zentradline.  
CLAUDIA:  Damn! 

ZENTRADLINE:  For when you need to kill something really really fast.

*****

BGlanders