Lurker... look at the Pandora's box you've opened. Be ashamed! ~_^ J/K! But
::sniffle:: there's no MI ones! l know! My turn to write one! ~Kasey the MI
junkie

Maison lkkoku belongs to Rumiko Takahashi. You know what goes in these :: ::
and these [ ]. l don't need to tell you.

[Shot opens with Yotsuya sniffing the air with his head outside his door. He
quickly runs to Ms.Otonashi's door and sniffs.]

::knock, knock:: l know you're in there Ms. Otonashi! l can smell your 
recently delivered pizzia!

[Yotsuya caresses the door.]

You're trying to lure me into your apartment with your tawdy pizza.
With it's many cheeses and handmade sauce...

[Yotsuya drools on door.]

lt's rising crust luring me into the cluches of your domicile. Oh! You wicked 
woman! Letting out your siryn's song of extra thick peperoni... You are an
evil 
woman Ms. Otonashi!

[Yotsuya leans back as Kikyo opens the door.]

::shouts:: IT'S NOT DELIVERY!!!!! 

::whacks Yotsuya over the head with a pizza box:: lt's DiJourno.

[She slams the door and Yotsuya smiles while nuzzling the box.] 

She wants me.

[fades to a picture of a pizza box with a DiJourno label]

V.O    lt's not delivery. lt's DiJourno.