[A young girl with spiky red hair standing next to some incomprehensibly
complicated looking ultra high tech equipment]
"Being the foremost scientific genius in the galaxy, I frequently need to
travel to other worlds and even other universes. On these trips, I don't
want to bother with the hassle of local currency exchange when I want to
make casual purchases such as a meal or a neutron star. That's why I carry
Anime Express Transdimensional Credit Card. It's accepted in most genres
and even in fanfics. You just can't beat the convenience."
< Voiceover: Washuu Hakubi, satisfied Anime Express cardholder for over
12,000 years. >